BFT Human AU - Awesomederp single fathers
anonymous
December 26 2010, 21:26:58 UTC
France, Spain, and Prussia meeting somehow and deciding to help each other raise their children. Each is clueless about kids in their own way, so shenanigans and wacky hi-jinks ensue.
As for the kids, France - England or Canada Spain - Italy twins, Cuba, or any OC Spanish colony author!anon desires Prussia - Germany/HRE
At Least We're Together (Prologue 1/2)
anonymous
December 27 2010, 06:21:40 UTC
Above!anon apologizes for the angst in the first chapter. Also, Gil may come off as a bit of an asshole, but he'll improve, promise!
“He’s yours. Take him.” She stood with her hand on her hip, shoving a car seat towards Gilbert, and for one blissful second he didn’t even know who she was.
I’m still drunk, he wanted to tell her, and you’ve got the wrong apartment. But then his hangover began to clear and he remembered, ah yeah, the blonde woman in front of him with the acrylic nails and hot pink lipstick was … was … dammit, something starting with an F … She had been a hot little lay back when he was still Alpha Kappa Delta, and girls were traded ‘round like video game cartridges.
“Why am I holding a baby?” He asked. It was the most obvious question available to him, standing in the middle of the hallway, shirtless, blinking at the god-awful sun and wondering what combination of Jaggermeister and Red Bull had produced this kind of new Hell.
“Because you, like, knocked me up! Did you not get my text message?” She looked at
( ... )
At Least We're in This Together (Prologue 2/2)
anonymous
December 27 2010, 06:28:43 UTC
“R-Romana…” Antonio turned, a placating smile on his lips for the scowling, pig-tailed girl sitting at the dining room table.
This earned him another crayon to the head. “I’m ‘ungry! Food now!” Romana shrieked, banging her small fists on the wooden surface.
“Romana,” Antonio tried to remember what Roderica had told him about handling her. Be firm. “The pasta will be-“
He barely dodged the next barrage of crayons, and he would have been proud of his baby girl’s good aim if she hadn’t been directing them to his eye. There was a light ringing sound, as if metal had been hit, and then a wet splash.
Muttering an epithet that shouldn’t have seen the light of day, Antonio sprinted to his tomato sauce and desperately began fishing around for the crayon, that had landed in the pot, before it melted.
Meanwhile, Feliciano, who had been sniffling in his ear the entire time, found the relative peace to be a good time to restart his needy protests. “I … I …”
More love!
anonymous
December 27 2010, 07:37:37 UTC
OP wasn't expecting this so soon! Quite good so far, the characterization is spot-on. As the anon above said, Jeanne being Frances wife is tragic as well as amazing.
I have no preference on Alfred's gender. It usually depends on how he fits into the story, but I'm not sure if you'd be willing to give spoilers.
Re: At Least We're in This Together (Prologue 2/2)
anonymous
December 27 2010, 15:38:51 UTC
D'AWWWWW. This is so cute, I really look forward to reading more! ♥ It took me a moment to realise that was Fem!Poland whom Gilbo knocked up, lol. XD;;; And I would prefer Alfred as himself, but it's really up to you, Author!Anon. :)
The Hapsburg fangirl in me rejoices at the mention of past Spain x fem!Roddy. ♥ And wishes they could have a happy ending. Ignore me. :X
Re: At Least We're in This Together (Prologue 2/2)
anonymous
December 27 2010, 18:02:26 UTC
Oh, this is so many types of heart breaking and adorable all at once. Poor little Mattie, his mommy's dead, little Ludwig's momma didn't want him and poor Antonio! You'll be okay amigo.
and not OP would really, really prefer boy!Alfred, she loves Matt and Al's interaction as boys way more than anything she's ever read where one is a girl.
Re: At Least We're in This Together (Prologue 2/2)
anonymous
December 27 2010, 19:55:44 UTC
Poor Mattie and Francis! And Spain! Stuck with twins, and Prussia... oh dear. Does this mean that Alfred and Matthew aren't twins? Did they get separated somehow? I can't wait for the next part!
The fact that you made /GILBERT/ the jerk off, womanizer and NOT France is amazing. People forget that he is also a romantic man.
Oh and the Spain/Austria is a nice historical touch anon!
I hope you make Alfred himself. We already have one girl boy pair and one single child so why not a pair with the same gender too? Besides it will be hilarious to watch the only girl boss around the boys XD I have a feeling she may get along a bit well with Matthew if she has the same inferiority complex as Lovi does in canon
Re: At Least We're in This Together (Prologue 2/2)
anonymous
December 28 2010, 21:25:26 UTC
Very cute! I love how you delineated the three situations, because they fit the characters really well: Gilbert's is a one night stand from when he was part of...a band? WhateverXD. And it's Feliks', lol, it's even fitting for Ludwig's ascendant.
Antonio as a divorced man with twins? Lol. Great idea to change South Italy's genderXD. I hope Roderica makes an appearance, I can't wait to see what you have in store for us there. Romana as an attention-catcher and Feli as a mommy's boy are awesomeXD
And Francis! *sobs* Man, the end made me tear up; I love OP for adding the mourning widower thing, because it's beautiful. The way I picture Jeanne, she totally fits as Matt's mother, some of the sweetness and softer sides of him at least. Did she die recently, or it's been years? What's up with Matt? I wanna know, author anon, update soon!
I vote for boy!Al. But how will he make an appearance? Is he Matt's friend at school or something? Or is Arthur going to move next door and hopefully brighten Francis' life or something?
At Least We're In this Together (1a/?)
anonymous
January 2 2011, 23:57:08 UTC
Thanks for all the awesome comments :D To answer questions: I hope no one is disappointed, but US will not be Canada's age in this fill. He will, however, show up as male (and a possible love interest?). Sorry for the looong wait for an update! Anon had no internet over her holidays :( But she DID whip up as long chapter in that time. Keep in mind that anon is a shiptease and that pairings are still largely undecided~
Elizaveta woke up on the couch, stiff in the clothes she was wearing last night, the sun from the downstairs window slamming into her eyes. Groaning softly, she sat up and stretched, loving the tingles of pleasure up and down her spine at the action. Dammit, she hated falling asleep over work
( ... )
As for the kids,
France - England or Canada
Spain - Italy twins, Cuba, or any OC Spanish colony author!anon desires
Prussia - Germany/HRE
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“He’s yours. Take him.” She stood with her hand on her hip, shoving a car seat towards Gilbert, and for one blissful second he didn’t even know who she was.
I’m still drunk, he wanted to tell her, and you’ve got the wrong apartment. But then his hangover began to clear and he remembered, ah yeah, the blonde woman in front of him with the acrylic nails and hot pink lipstick was … was … dammit, something starting with an F … She had been a hot little lay back when he was still Alpha Kappa Delta, and girls were traded ‘round like video game cartridges.
“Why am I holding a baby?” He asked. It was the most obvious question available to him, standing in the middle of the hallway, shirtless, blinking at the god-awful sun and wondering what combination of Jaggermeister and Red Bull had produced this kind of new Hell.
“Because you, like, knocked me up! Did you not get my text message?” She looked at ( ... )
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“R-Romana…” Antonio turned, a placating smile on his lips for the scowling, pig-tailed girl sitting at the dining room table.
This earned him another crayon to the head. “I’m ‘ungry! Food now!” Romana shrieked, banging her small fists on the wooden surface.
“Romana,” Antonio tried to remember what Roderica had told him about handling her. Be firm. “The pasta will be-“
He barely dodged the next barrage of crayons, and he would have been proud of his baby girl’s good aim if she hadn’t been directing them to his eye. There was a light ringing sound, as if metal had been hit, and then a wet splash.
Muttering an epithet that shouldn’t have seen the light of day, Antonio sprinted to his tomato sauce and desperately began fishing around for the crayon, that had landed in the pot, before it melted.
Meanwhile, Feliciano, who had been sniffling in his ear the entire time, found the relative peace to be a good time to restart his needy protests. “I … I …”
“’UNGRY!”
“Si, please be just a little …”
“I-I wan’ …”
“No!“Romana! If you ( ... )
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"And that’s not even my name!" My favorite line. XD Oh Gilbert.
Not OP, but I vote for boy Alfred. :)
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Loving this so far, author!anon.
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I have no preference on Alfred's gender. It usually depends on how he fits into the story, but I'm not sure if you'd be willing to give spoilers.
Also, I love LietPol. Is dat sum Fem!Poland
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I wouldn't have this fill any other way <3
No preference for America, genderbent or male is totally fine.
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I'd prefer a boy!Alfred <3
/two cents
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I NEED MOAARRR. MOAAARR.
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The Hapsburg fangirl in me rejoices at the mention of past Spain x fem!Roddy. ♥ And wishes they could have a happy ending. Ignore me. :X
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and not OP would really, really prefer boy!Alfred, she loves Matt and Al's interaction as boys way more than anything she's ever read where one is a girl.
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I can't wait for the next part!
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Oh and the Spain/Austria is a nice historical touch anon!
I hope you make Alfred himself. We already have one girl boy pair and one single child so why not a pair with the same gender too? Besides it will be hilarious to watch the only girl boss around the boys XD I have a feeling she may get along a bit well with Matthew if she has the same inferiority complex as Lovi does in canon
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oh Jeanne DD:
I like Alfred as Alfred himself :D
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Antonio as a divorced man with twins? Lol. Great idea to change South Italy's genderXD. I hope Roderica makes an appearance, I can't wait to see what you have in store for us there. Romana as an attention-catcher and Feli as a mommy's boy are awesomeXD
And Francis! *sobs*
Man, the end made me tear up; I love OP for adding the mourning widower thing, because it's beautiful. The way I picture Jeanne, she totally fits as Matt's mother, some of the sweetness and softer sides of him at least. Did she die recently, or it's been years? What's up with Matt? I wanna know, author anon, update soon!
I vote for boy!Al. But how will he make an appearance? Is he Matt's friend at school or something? Or is Arthur going to move next door and hopefully brighten Francis' life or something?
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Elizaveta woke up on the couch, stiff in the clothes she was wearing last night, the sun from the downstairs window slamming into her eyes. Groaning softly, she sat up and stretched, loving the tingles of pleasure up and down her spine at the action. Dammit, she hated falling asleep over work ( ... )
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