Bigger Is Better - 1/6
anonymous
January 17 2011, 18:01:46 UTC
Anon enjoyed this idea a lot. A lot a lot. And she may have gotten a little carried away when writing the fill, but hey, that’s okay too. >> Enjoy anyway~ I know I did.
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The argument started out like any other: America being an idiot, and England pointing out his flaws for the world to see. They shot insults back and forth with frightening speed and fury, but neither of them was actually mad. This was the only game that the two of them liked to play-who can make the other cry.
“Stuffy!”
“Idiot!”
“Hallucinator!”
“Self-obsessed!”
“Boring!”
“Ignorant!”
“Can’t-cook-for-your-life!”
“FATASS!”
But with this one innocent word, England had crossed a line. Immediately America whirled around in horror, eyes narrowed dangerously and voice stone cold. “What did you just call me
( ... )
Re: Bigger Is Better - 2/6
anonymous
January 17 2011, 18:04:24 UTC
No. America was dead wrong. Instead of kissing, England roughly pulled up America’s shirt and grabbed a hold of the flab hiding underneath. He’d been working out a lot lately, but even that wasn’t enough to hide the consequence of a purely junk food diet. America had a small belly forming under his military unform, and now England had found it. America just stared at him in horror, completely at a loss for words. England beamed
( ... )
Re: Bigger Is Better - 4/6
anonymous
January 17 2011, 18:07:21 UTC
That was the first time in months when a trace of the old America could be found in his eyes. The hero who would throw himself into the business of other nations just to prove that his values were better than theirs. The hero who believed in justice, who always wanted to save the day. He looked into England’s eyes and found only pain. He knew that he could easily keep up this silly game. Force England much past his limit, to four hundred, five hundred even. He could keep going forever. But England would never be happy. And as few morals as America possessed, he didn’t want to make England unhappy. He’d made his point. He’d proved England fatter. Now was the time to step away and rejoin the life he’d once lived
( ... )
Re: Bigger Is Better - 5/6
anonymous
January 17 2011, 18:11:04 UTC
Canada looked up at him, expression triumphant. “Even you have got to admit that you’re not exactly skinny, America.”
Oh, god, him too?! How many people think I’m some kind of worthless fatass? Everyone?!
“You’ve gained a couple of pounds since I last saw you, and even then you weren’t all that thin to begin with…”
America’s nails had been digging into his palms, but suddenly he released them, readying himself for a challenge. I’ll show him who’s not skinny.Before the Canadian even knew what had hit him, America’s arm shot out like a cannon and dragged the startled nation inside
( ... )
Re: Bigger Is Better - 6/?
anonymous
January 17 2011, 18:13:55 UTC
Anon feels like something of an idiot because there's clearly more than 6 parts to this and she badly miscounted. :| There will be probably be 7. Maybe 8. idk. Just read the story.
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Russia gave America a confused look, but then suddenly his smile grew even wider. Somehow, he immediately understood. America was very afraid. “Ah, so this is what you had planned? You’re trying to feed me, da?” Sounding faintly amused by the idea, Russia shared a quiet little chuckle with himself and shook his head, but took the burger from America’s hand. “So this is the new kink spreading across America. I wondered how long it would take to catch on, knowing how much you Americans love your food. Though I must say, I would have taken you for a feedee, not a feeder. However, I guess once you get to know most people, they aren’t really what you’d think they’d be, da
( ... )
Re: Bigger Is Better - 7/?
anonymous
January 17 2011, 18:15:51 UTC
“But now that it’s all over…” Russia cocked his head at America, looking like a curious newborn puppy. Right away, America loved him. “…what are we going to do with our lives?”
One word stopped him. “…we?” America dared to ask, looking up at the bigger nation with huge blue eyes.
Russia smiled. “Da. We. You didn’t think I would let you leave me after we had so much fun together, did you?”
America almost cried. “You… had fun, didn’t you?” He looked out at the sea of other nations, waddling away from his home. They’d all be on a strict diet as soon as they reached their homes, and soon they’d all be thin again, with no other souvenirs from their journey but the memories. Bittersweet. “None of them… had fun, not really. I mean, they may have liked eating the food, but the actual act of getting biggerRussia put a quieting finger to America’s lips. “I know. You and I were the only ones who enjoyed it, all of it, for what it was. But you know what I’d enjoy doing now
( ... )
Re: Bigger Is Better
anonymous
January 18 2011, 00:55:18 UTC
YES, ANON. JUST YES <3
“So this is the new kink spreading across America. I wondered how long it would take to catch on, knowing how much you Americans love your food. Though I must say, I would have taken you for a feedee, not a feeder. However, I guess once you get to know most people, they aren’t really what you’d think they’d be, da?”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, dude. Just eat the goddamn burger.”
Russia being all knowledgeable about this amuses me greatly <3
Re: Bigger Is Better
anonymous
January 18 2011, 03:29:11 UTC
Author!Anon feels like Russia would be knowledgeable about every kink, because he strikes me as a man that enjoys some off-kilter things. xD But yes, Author!Anon is also very knowledgeable about this particular topic... >3>
Random annon is very happy
anonymous
February 3 2011, 15:47:16 UTC
What is this?! A WG request with epic fill??! Have this annon died and gone to heaven??!!!
Wow, I leave this meme for a couple o months and this happens. I mean this,,, this,,, this,,, To be frank there are no words in no language i know that can describe what I am feeling, since this is a very big (no pun) kink of mine.
Heck, I'm no writer, but I might go and write a WG Hetalia fic on my own.
reCaptcha: versa, neety Yes it's a very neat story.^^
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The argument started out like any other: America being an idiot, and England pointing out his flaws for the world to see. They shot insults back and forth with frightening speed and fury, but neither of them was actually mad. This was the only game that the two of them liked to play-who can make the other cry.
“Stuffy!”
“Idiot!”
“Hallucinator!”
“Self-obsessed!”
“Boring!”
“Ignorant!”
“Can’t-cook-for-your-life!”
“FATASS!”
But with this one innocent word, England had crossed a line. Immediately America whirled around in horror, eyes narrowed dangerously and voice stone cold. “What did you just call me ( ... )
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Oh, god, him too?! How many people think I’m some kind of worthless fatass? Everyone?!
“You’ve gained a couple of pounds since I last saw you, and even then you weren’t all that thin to begin with…”
America’s nails had been digging into his palms, but suddenly he released them, readying himself for a challenge. I’ll show him who’s not skinny.Before the Canadian even knew what had hit him, America’s arm shot out like a cannon and dragged the startled nation inside ( ... )
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Russia gave America a confused look, but then suddenly his smile grew even wider. Somehow, he immediately understood. America was very afraid. “Ah, so this is what you had planned? You’re trying to feed me, da?” Sounding faintly amused by the idea, Russia shared a quiet little chuckle with himself and shook his head, but took the burger from America’s hand. “So this is the new kink spreading across America. I wondered how long it would take to catch on, knowing how much you Americans love your food. Though I must say, I would have taken you for a feedee, not a feeder. However, I guess once you get to know most people, they aren’t really what you’d think they’d be, da ( ... )
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One word stopped him. “…we?” America dared to ask, looking up at the bigger nation with huge blue eyes.
Russia smiled. “Da. We. You didn’t think I would let you leave me after we had so much fun together, did you?”
America almost cried. “You… had fun, didn’t you?” He looked out at the sea of other nations, waddling away from his home. They’d all be on a strict diet as soon as they reached their homes, and soon they’d all be thin again, with no other souvenirs from their journey but the memories. Bittersweet. “None of them… had fun, not really. I mean, they may have liked eating the food, but the actual act of getting biggerRussia put a quieting finger to America’s lips. “I know. You and I were the only ones who enjoyed it, all of it, for what it was. But you know what I’d enjoy doing now ( ... )
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Damn. Russia's big. But hey. What else is new?
....thankyoufornotdetailingCanada. <3
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“So this is the new kink spreading across America. I wondered how long it would take to catch on, knowing how much you Americans love your food. Though I must say, I would have taken you for a feedee, not a feeder. However, I guess once you get to know most people, they aren’t really what you’d think they’d be, da?”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, dude. Just eat the goddamn burger.”
Russia being all knowledgeable about this amuses me greatly <3
Thanks so much for this!
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You're welcome~ Glad you enjoyed!
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A WG request with epic fill??!
Have this annon died and gone to heaven??!!!
Wow, I leave this meme for a couple o months and this happens. I mean this,,, this,,, this,,, To be frank there are no words in no language i know that can describe what I am feeling, since this is a very big (no pun) kink of mine.
Heck, I'm no writer, but I might go and write a WG Hetalia fic on my own.
reCaptcha: versa, neety
Yes it's a very neat story.^^
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