France x Fem!Germany - wooing
anonymous
December 22 2010, 01:29:49 UTC
I love that pairing and I love how it's becoming more and more popular, but most I found is either something to do with the EU or dark-fic during WWII.
So I'd like to see a normal human setting with Fem!Germany as a slightly boisterous woman who enjoys sport and isn't interested in fashion or make-up or other girly things. However, she's a bit self-conscious about that and therefore can't believe Francis, who is a perverted friend of her brother's, when he starts wooing her in earnest. She thinks it's all just some stupid BTT-joke, especially when he starts getting serious with tons of roses and reciting poetry and so on...
Bonus: extremely girly Fem!Italy is her best friend
I like getting-to-know-each-others. They always leave room for so much fun conversation^^
And it's really interesting to see a Fem!Romano and Fem!Germany sorta friendship. Nice how they're still bickering xD Feli is adorable, like always. So is cat and Kiku doodling Greece :D
Thank you so much, anon, for keeping me entertained so much <3 I love where this is going
True part 4a/x
anonymous
January 25 2011, 21:06:56 UTC
Louise was a girl of order. She had a schedule she enjoyed to follow and liked to see it to the end. She liked to plan each and every step that she was going to make that day and what was going to happen
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Re: True part 4d/x
anonymous
January 26 2011, 05:24:12 UTC
I'm guessing Francis didn't answer because he was embarrassed by how serious his feelings are and not bc he's afraid of Gilbert. That's what I think anyway...But I guess Gil can be a serious tactician when he wants to be. This fic is seriously cute. And I liked the little friendship part in the last chapter. I'm jealous of Kiku too, lucky bastard.
OP's finally here~
anonymous
January 29 2011, 21:31:07 UTC
Aaaah, sorry author!anon. I'm late :( My power cable broke and I couldn't use my laptop for a few days. But I was so happy when I saw you updated again ♥
So Francis made his first French move. And of course there had to be roses :D aaaaaw and the note was so cute <3
Germany doesn't seem to be very impressed, though xD
The chat conversation at the end was awesome! I really love overprotective big brother!Gilbert. Yeah, Francis, you better run xD
True Part 5a/x
anonymous
February 5 2011, 01:36:11 UTC
‘Inequality. The relics of feudalism. Revolution in France. Oh the three estates insured noble’s favoritism. Revolution in France. La, la liberty. E-e-galite. Fa-fa-ternite. A revolution.’ her cell phone sang.
Louise looked up annoyed. Actually more than annoyed. Felicia had been adding songs to her cell phone again and changed her ring tone.
To a song about the French revolution.
Sighed she slid out of her bed and walked to her desk where her cell phone was still singing.
“Hello?” she said into it.
“Louise. It’s me.” Felicia voice rang out.
“Felicia. Tell me something.”
“What?”
“How many times have I asked you to leave me cell phone alone?”
“I‘ve lost count.” Louise could almost see her shrugging.
“That’s not a good thing. Please leave my ring tones alone. And if you need to add songs to it please not Lady Gaga.”
“Alright, alright.”
“Promise?”
“Italians honor.”
Louise smiled. “Good. Now then. Why did you call me?”
“Well you know that guy who was flirting with you and gave you flowers?”“Yes
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Re: True Part 5c/x
anonymous
February 5 2011, 01:39:12 UTC
“Louise? You still there?”
Louise brought the phone back to her ear. It had fallen from her hand.
“Yes I am still here.”
“You’re silent. Did you read it?”
“Yes I read it.”
“And?”
“And? And there’s no way in hell I am getting anywhere near him without my fathers gun strapped to my side.”
“He taught you how to use it right?”
“Of course. Ever since I could hold it.”
“Good. One of the tips says you need it.”
Louise sighed as she glanced over the list again.
“Something wrong?”
“Well. It’s kinda stupid.”
“Tell me.”
“Well. You know the guys at our school right?”
“Yeah.”
“And you know how they either think I‘m a lesbian or are afraid of me right?”
“Yes. Oh yeah that reminds me. Mark from history sent me a message. He wants to know when our next lesbian love session will be and whether or not he could watch.”
Louise snarled. The rumors that she was a lesbian was bad enough. But adding that she was sleeping with Felicia, her best friend, was starting to get more than irritating.
Re: True Part 5d/x
anonymous
February 5 2011, 01:40:07 UTC
“Well. He’s kinda the first boy to show any interest in me whatsoever.”
“Even though he might just be trying to get into your pants.”
Louise sighed. “Yeah. It just felt kinda nice being wanted.”
“I know how you feel Lulu.”
“How many times have I asked you to stop calling me that?”
“As many times as you have asked me to stop changing the ring tone on your phone.”
Louise smiled. Felicia always had a way of making her smile.
“Well then. I guess I know where that attraction came from.”
“I‘m sorry.”
“It’s alright Feli.”
“You‘ll find a guy.”
“I know.”
All of a sudden Louise heard a shrill female voice screaming in the background. It was the scream of a woman who had gone beyond the boundaries of sanity. A woman who knew revenge and only revenge. The scream that made a mans blood run cold and his testicles to go flying up his body. A promise of unmentionable pain and torture. Filled with promise of hurt and no mercy.
xDDDDDD Oh God, authornon, you are a genius! That list had me lol'ing irl, especially the part with the gun/knife/pepper spray.
And I freaking love Lovina! I can so totally see her and Louise as friends who would beat up everyone who's mean to Feli xD Go, Ladies! ♥ Bet the whole school'd shaking in fear when those two show up together xD
And Feli, so cute again! This really made me smile, too :)
So I'd like to see a normal human setting with Fem!Germany as a slightly boisterous woman who enjoys sport and isn't interested in fashion or make-up or other girly things. However, she's a bit self-conscious about that and therefore can't believe Francis, who is a perverted friend of her brother's, when he starts wooing her in earnest. She thinks it's all just some stupid BTT-joke, especially when he starts getting serious with tons of roses and reciting poetry and so on...
Bonus: extremely girly Fem!Italy is her best friend
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Another update! Yay!
I like getting-to-know-each-others. They always leave room for so much fun conversation^^
And it's really interesting to see a Fem!Romano and Fem!Germany sorta friendship. Nice how they're still bickering xD Feli is adorable, like always. So is cat and Kiku doodling Greece :D
Thank you so much, anon, for keeping me entertained so much <3 I love where this is going
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You know perfectly well what I mean.
Unfortunately I don’t.
I’ll give you a hint. Roses.
Roses?
You sent my sister flowers!!!
Calm down please.
I will not calm down!! I want an answer Francis. Why did you send her flowers?
Because I wanted to?
I thought I told you to stay away from her.
It was just flowers.
She said there was a card.
Did you read it?
No.
Then how on earth would you know what I said?
I know you.
Gilbert you need to calm down.
Gilbert blinked in surprise. That last one was from Antonio.
What are you doing here?
I was talking to Francis until you barged in. Some of us get up before noon after all.
That’s not the point. The point is that Francis…
Sent your sister flowers. So what?
Are you serious? You know him as well I do!
Yes I do. They are just flowers Gilbert, don’t overreact.
But…
No buts. Now apologize to Francis.
…
Gilbert.
Fine, fine. Sorry.
Its alright, we all know how overprotective you are Gilbert.
Question.
Shoot.
What did the card say?
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This story is so cute! Keep up the good work <3
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So Francis made his first French move. And of course there had to be roses :D aaaaaw and the note was so cute <3
Germany doesn't seem to be very impressed, though xD
The chat conversation at the end was awesome! I really love overprotective big brother!Gilbert. Yeah, Francis, you better run xD
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Louise looked up annoyed. Actually more than annoyed. Felicia had been adding songs to her cell phone again and changed her ring tone.
To a song about the French revolution.
Sighed she slid out of her bed and walked to her desk where her cell phone was still singing.
“Hello?” she said into it.
“Louise. It’s me.” Felicia voice rang out.
“Felicia. Tell me something.”
“What?”
“How many times have I asked you to leave me cell phone alone?”
“I‘ve lost count.” Louise could almost see her shrugging.
“That’s not a good thing. Please leave my ring tones alone. And if you need to add songs to it please not Lady Gaga.”
“Alright, alright.”
“Promise?”
“Italians honor.”
Louise smiled. “Good. Now then. Why did you call me?”
“Well you know that guy who was flirting with you and gave you flowers?”“Yes ( ... )
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“I actually have a real record that someone made. They gave me a copy. Want me to scan it and send it to you?”
“Sure.”
Louise heard a few clicks on the other end of the line. Her own computer that she had left on her bed beeped that she got a message.
Balancing the phone on her shoulder she climbed back on her bed and placed her computer on its place on her lap. She opened the document from Felicia.
It was easy to see when a different girl would add her own thoughts. A new paragraph was a new girl.
Francis Bonnefoy ( ... )
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Louise brought the phone back to her ear. It had fallen from her hand.
“Yes I am still here.”
“You’re silent. Did you read it?”
“Yes I read it.”
“And?”
“And? And there’s no way in hell I am getting anywhere near him without my fathers gun strapped to my side.”
“He taught you how to use it right?”
“Of course. Ever since I could hold it.”
“Good. One of the tips says you need it.”
Louise sighed as she glanced over the list again.
“Something wrong?”
“Well. It’s kinda stupid.”
“Tell me.”
“Well. You know the guys at our school right?”
“Yeah.”
“And you know how they either think I‘m a lesbian or are afraid of me right?”
“Yes. Oh yeah that reminds me. Mark from history sent me a message. He wants to know when our next lesbian love session will be and whether or not he could watch.”
Louise snarled. The rumors that she was a lesbian was bad enough. But adding that she was sleeping with Felicia, her best friend, was starting to get more than irritating.
“I‘m kicking his ass in on Monday.”
“I think ( ... )
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“Even though he might just be trying to get into your pants.”
Louise sighed. “Yeah. It just felt kinda nice being wanted.”
“I know how you feel Lulu.”
“How many times have I asked you to stop calling me that?”
“As many times as you have asked me to stop changing the ring tone on your phone.”
Louise smiled. Felicia always had a way of making her smile.
“Well then. I guess I know where that attraction came from.”
“I‘m sorry.”
“It’s alright Feli.”
“You‘ll find a guy.”
“I know.”
All of a sudden Louise heard a shrill female voice screaming in the background. It was the scream of a woman who had gone beyond the boundaries of sanity. A woman who knew revenge and only revenge. The scream that made a mans blood run cold and his testicles to go flying up his body. A promise of unmentionable pain and torture. Filled with promise of hurt and no mercy.
“I‘m guessing Lovina woke up.”
“Yeah. I have to go. Need to calm her down.”
“Good luck.”
“Thanks. Bye.”“Bye ( ... )
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And I freaking love Lovina! I can so totally see her and Louise as friends who would beat up everyone who's mean to Feli xD Go, Ladies! ♥ Bet the whole school'd shaking in fear when those two show up together xD
And Feli, so cute again! This really made me smile, too :)
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