Another abuser of the Anything Goes prompt
anonymous
February 1 2011, 14:19:31 UTC
"Prompt": http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11411.html?thread=23682451#t23682451 So, you know how Chinese New Year is coming round soon? Well, this is a result of thinking of everything and anything in Hetalia terms. It's a mixture of not-quite-crack, not-quite-humour and barely-there-plot.
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"And that is how I propose we end world poverty!" said America triumphantly. "Questions?"
Normally, everyone (who was still awake) would brace themselves for the torrent of abuse that England would unleash on the World's self proclaimed hero, but not today it seems. Instead, wary eyes turned to stare at the raised gloved hand as Russia, the very picture of schoolboy innocence, waved his arm in the air for attention.
America, surprised that no one was immediately shooting his ideas down, looked rather pleased. "Yes, Russia?"
Placing his hand back down on his thigh, he said, "I would like to ask, if I may, the reason for Kitaĭ wearing a hat
( ... )
HELLO SG!ANON I KNEW YOU WERE FROM SG THE MOMENT I SAW SINGAPORE AND MALAYSIA IN THERE
anonymous
February 1 2011, 15:55:21 UTC
I AM WEIRD. Ahem. HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR HAHAHA IF YOU'RE STILL SCHOOLING I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR CNY CELEBRATIONS TOMORROW! (Like I'll be doing. Hahaha. And having some lo hei thingy at like 11+ in school.)
I LOVE HOW YOU MAKE SG THE DEFAULT TRANSLATOR. <3 I AM SO BIASED THAT I AM ABUSING CAPSLOCK. I DON'T REALLY CARE XD (although I like a male!SG more but oh whatever~)
AND BUNNY EARS. HAHAHA. SO CUTE. (I just happened to watch China's Got Talent on Channel U just now. Idk why I felt so random after reading this and realised that I kinda have a China overload of things today)
Anyway, I will now be stalking you this fill. Enjoy your super long weekend :D I will now hand you 1kg worth of bakkwa XD (I hope you like BCH. LOL cos it's the only brand I have at home. Good Lord, I am so bloody random)
OH HO, I GAVE MYSELF AWAY A BIT TOO EASILY, EH?
anonymous
February 2 2011, 13:35:51 UTC
No, no, you are most certainly not weird! :D Thank you for your lovely, lovely comment and the bakkwa~! I hope you'll have a lovely time tonight!
AIYAH, I AM TOO PATRIOTIC FOR MY OWN GOOD! Though in my defense, I imagine this happens all the time during World Meetings when someone uses their native tongue. It just so happened that SG is multi-cultural and therefore multi-lingual and the perfect translator! ;) (Aha, for all my love of slash, I cannot imagine Singapore as a guy. I immediately think of PCK unfortunately. XD)
It just so happens I'm celebrating CNY in China! Haha... talk about overload!
Stalk away dear anon! I only hope I do not fail you. ♥
LOLOLOLOL I imagine a male!SG as a guy who wears specs since we have so many people wearing specs lol. Myself included XD OMGOSH PCK??!! Ewww. Anyway enjoy yourself in China! Hope you get lots of ang paos ^^
Captcha says vienteem l'Academie. Sorry Captcha, I gave up French last year lulz.
Re: Another abuser of the Anything Goes prompt
anonymous
February 1 2011, 15:56:10 UTC
Unwah~ Rabbit!China is so adorable! This anon normally doesn't care for RusChi, but is extremely excited to see where this story will go! Lovelovelove!
Year of the Rabbit - 3/?
anonymous
February 2 2011, 14:16:56 UTC
Uwah, I actually got comments! Thank you for the praise all! ♥ Hope I don't let you guys down!Upon hearing this statement, the look of comprehension slowly dawned on some Nations' faces; for others, their expressions morphed into one of even greater confusion
( ... )
Year of the Rabbit - 4/?
anonymous
February 2 2011, 14:33:09 UTC
Phew, this sure is an exercise in writing in varied voices. I'm trying to make it so that you can figure out who is speaking without stating it clearly but it's really hard!
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"How long has this been going on, Honkon-kun?" Japan asked
( ... )
:D THIS IS THE PERFECT BEGINNING TO MY CNY
anonymous
February 3 2011, 04:06:02 UTC
LOLOLOLOL I LOVE HOW HONG KONG EXPLAINS THINGS AND CHINA GETS SO FLUSTERED AND MALAYSIA REMEMBERS THE CHINESE SWEAR WORDS AND SINGAPORE DOESN'T HAVE TO TRANSLATE HAHAHAHAHA. Although Idk about Chinese swear words. Always thought the hokkien ones were worse, lulz. But I suppose China would be able to swear in all his dialects... Eh, I'm rambling. Anyway, I like your headcanon lol. AND CHINA DURING THE YEAR OF THE PIG??!?! Ahhhh that would've been absolutely adorable LOLOL. Anyway happy lunar new year! ^^ Will now go back to stalking you this fill.
Year of the Rabbit - 5/8
anonymous
February 3 2011, 11:03:43 UTC
Russia released China and helped him slump back into his chair. The rabbit ears fell just over his eyes, hiding his flushed face from the curious (and lustful) stares
( ... )
Year of the Rabbit - 6/8
anonymous
February 3 2011, 11:07:08 UTC
Russia ran his thumb over China's porcelain cheek, eliciting a flutter of eyelids and a sigh. Russia admired this new China, stroking his cheek a few more times before allowing his hand to drift upwards until, "Ah!" China gasped as Russia ran a finger along the delicate pink shell of his rabbit ear, shivers dancing down his spine
( ... )
Year of the Rabbit - 8/8 [Complete]
anonymous
February 3 2011, 11:15:48 UTC
The conference room was a bustling hub of movement as papers were filed, briefcases were snapped shut, ties were loosened and offers for dinner plans and gossip filled the air.
"Was it wise to let Russia take China?" Singapore asked Hong Kong as she watched him systematically pack up his things.
"It would have been less wise to try and stop him."
"I suppose. But won't you be in trouble with China when he recovers?"
"I could have done worse."
"Oh?"
A wide grin filled Hong Kong's normally expressionless face and he said in Cantonese, to make sure that no passing Nation would overhear him, "I could have mentioned his tail as well."
Tell me when you fill other stuff and I will stalk you once again :D
anonymous
February 3 2011, 13:10:57 UTC
CHINA'S TAIL. OH GOOD LORD. Ahem ahem. Was grinning like an idiot while reading this. It's funny, hilarious and oh gosh Russia! And of course, Hong Kong is awesome here, hahaha! (LOL about SG taking note of the info she shares next time, that would so totally happen lol) Switzerland covering Liechtenstein's eyes and ears was just epic and CAN WE HAVE A SEQUEL PLEASE WITH RUSSIA DISCOVERING CHINA'S TAIL? I WILL STALK YOU UNTIL IF YOU DO. HONESTLY.
Uhhhhhhhh. Anyway, here's a box/jar of pineapple tarts. Hope you're enjoying CNY ^^
So, you know how Chinese New Year is coming round soon? Well, this is a result of thinking of everything and anything in Hetalia terms. It's a mixture of not-quite-crack, not-quite-humour and barely-there-plot.
~
"And that is how I propose we end world poverty!" said America triumphantly. "Questions?"
Normally, everyone (who was still awake) would brace themselves for the torrent of abuse that England would unleash on the World's self proclaimed hero, but not today it seems. Instead, wary eyes turned to stare at the raised gloved hand as Russia, the very picture of schoolboy innocence, waved his arm in the air for attention.
America, surprised that no one was immediately shooting his ideas down, looked rather pleased. "Yes, Russia?"
Placing his hand back down on his thigh, he said, "I would like to ask, if I may, the reason for Kitaĭ wearing a hat ( ... )
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I LOVE HOW YOU MAKE SG THE DEFAULT TRANSLATOR. <3 I AM SO BIASED THAT I AM ABUSING CAPSLOCK. I DON'T REALLY CARE XD (although I like a male!SG more but oh whatever~)
AND BUNNY EARS. HAHAHA. SO CUTE. (I just happened to watch China's Got Talent on Channel U just now. Idk why I felt so random after reading this and realised that I kinda have a China overload of things today)
Anyway, I will now be stalking you this fill. Enjoy your super long weekend :D I will now hand you 1kg worth of bakkwa XD (I hope you like BCH. LOL cos it's the only brand I have at home. Good Lord, I am so bloody random)
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AIYAH, I AM TOO PATRIOTIC FOR MY OWN GOOD! Though in my defense, I imagine this happens all the time during World Meetings when someone uses their native tongue. It just so happened that SG is multi-cultural and therefore multi-lingual and the perfect translator! ;)
(Aha, for all my love of slash, I cannot imagine Singapore as a guy. I immediately think of PCK unfortunately. XD)
It just so happens I'm celebrating CNY in China! Haha... talk about overload!
Stalk away dear anon! I only hope I do not fail you. ♥
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Captcha says vienteem l'Academie. Sorry Captcha, I gave up French last year lulz.
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"Was it wise to let Russia take China?" Singapore asked Hong Kong as she watched him systematically pack up his things.
"It would have been less wise to try and stop him."
"I suppose. But won't you be in trouble with China when he recovers?"
"I could have done worse."
"Oh?"
A wide grin filled Hong Kong's normally expressionless face and he said in Cantonese, to make sure that no passing Nation would overhear him, "I could have mentioned his tail as well."
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Well, there's my first anon meme fill done. Hope it's to your taste! Stay fab! ♥
*wanders off to find another request to fill*
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Uhhhhhhhh. Anyway, here's a box/jar of pineapple tarts. Hope you're enjoying CNY ^^
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