Am neither of the claimer-nons. This idea has literally been in my head for AGES, however, and this request pushed me over the edge. Why is it that I'm so unmotivated to write things not for the kink meme?
I'll be operating on rule of funny, and playing fast and loose with such silly things as "logic" and "accuracy". Fair warning. I will, however, be sticking closely to the events of the movie.
Enjoy!
-Authornon who is terrified to sign hir writing for fear of mod retribution
Measure of a Hero [Prologue/?]
anonymous
February 4 2011, 06:38:15 UTC
Long Ago
There was a golden age of powerful Empires and extraordinary heroes; and the bravest and strongest of all of these heroes was the mighty Alfred.
A beautiful urn, depicting the mighty exploits of the famed Alfred, comes into view. The Austrian narrator clears his throat.
But...what is the measure of a true hero? Well, that is where this story will -
“Veee, wait!”
Oh Gott, what is it now?
The paintings around the top of the urn move, three figures coming hastily to life. One of them is, unfortunately, nude. The other two are wearing togas. The naked one puts on an expression halfway between a pout and a glare.
“You are making zis story sound like some...Greek tragedy, cher!” he protests
( ... )
Re: Measure of a Hero [Prologue/?]
anonymous
February 4 2011, 13:34:30 UTC
I shall be over ------> here, authornon, giggling madly and dearly hoping for more. Wonderful choice of muses~ Since Gilbert doesn't appear to be one - please say he's Phil? Somebody needs to give teenage!Alfred awesome lessons.
Re: Measure of a Hero [Prologue/?]
anonymous
February 6 2011, 20:57:13 UTC
Grinning like an idiot here, anon. Especially when Italy was all "something about his grandpa’s willy...” XD That was pure gold. And that's the gospel truth! 8D
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/17337.html?thread=54129849#t54129849
Am neither of the claimer-nons. This idea has literally been in my head for AGES, however, and this request pushed me over the edge. Why is it that I'm so unmotivated to write things not for the kink meme?
I'll be operating on rule of funny, and playing fast and loose with such silly things as "logic" and "accuracy". Fair warning. I will, however, be sticking closely to the events of the movie.
Enjoy!
-Authornon who is terrified to sign hir writing for fear of mod retribution
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There was a golden age of powerful Empires and extraordinary heroes; and the bravest and strongest of all of these heroes was the mighty Alfred.
A beautiful urn, depicting the mighty exploits of the famed Alfred, comes into view. The Austrian narrator clears his throat.
But...what is the measure of a true hero? Well, that is where this story will -
“Veee, wait!”
Oh Gott, what is it now?
The paintings around the top of the urn move, three figures coming hastily to life. One of them is, unfortunately, nude. The other two are wearing togas. The naked one puts on an expression halfway between a pout and a glare.
“You are making zis story sound like some...Greek tragedy, cher!” he protests ( ... )
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XD That was pure gold.
And that's the gospel truth! 8D
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