Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make sex unpleasant. America enjoys it.
Hope OP, if they're still around, doesn't mind that I didn't go the specific 'Financial Crisis Gang Bang' reference route. ^^;
Disclaimer: Opinions regarding America do not reflect those of Author!Anon.“He's late
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The Viking Way 1b
anonymous
March 31 2011, 01:12:12 UTC
“Somebody's in a mood today. And why are your pants all muddy?”
“Because somebody purposely drove through a puddle to splash me! Because there's a lot of anti-Americans here! Because you're an idiot!”
“Oh, yeah...” America's smile faltered. “I know there are. That's why I brought that, I haven't been picked on once.” He jerked a thumb toward his bag, which had a maple leaf sewn onto it.
“Stop doing that!” Canada stalked closer. “At least take responsibility for your screw-ups! You can't just run away and pretend to be somebody else to hide from the problems you've caused
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The Viking Way 1c
anonymous
March 31 2011, 01:13:10 UTC
Canada chose to ignore him. He gave America a few more licks, squirting some lube onto his hands and warming it up. He hesitated, bit his lip, looking up into America's face. He had never even imagined he could be capable of rape, one of the most horrendous crimes one could do to another. What was he thinking? How... Pain, pain of fire, York is burning, they're invading, why? Now we're both nations, but nobody notices me, they think I'm you, everything thinks I'm you. He's my friend, but he beats me up because he thinks I'm you, he hates you so much, because you're such an asshole. Everybody hates you, they all take it out on me, because you're so stupid, and nobody has the guts to tell you no, nobody will punish you, you should be punished! Canada shook his head, narrowing his eyes. “You... you're such a fucking bastard!” With an enraged cry, Canada reached between America's legs, and gently slid a slippery finger into him
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The Viking Way 1d
anonymous
March 31 2011, 01:13:50 UTC
They lay like that for quite some time, sweat cooling on their skin and pulses returning to normal as they recovered, limbs tangled together.
And then, Canada felt like somebody had tossed a bucket of ice water on him. He jerked upright in bed with a pained cry. What have I done? Oh god, what have I done?The anger he had felt toward his brother had faded. His mind was plagued by much different memories now. Little America taking the blame when Canada did something that would anger their colonizer, playing games together, sharing secrets, laughing together, America angrily defending his brother against others' negative comments, watching sports together
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Re: The Viking Way 1d
anonymous
March 31 2011, 01:44:44 UTC
Anon, this is absolute and utter insanity and I loved it. I was giggling from start to finish, and there were so many hilarious and utterly quotable lines. Although the prompt alone is admirably ludicrous yet strangely plausible of itself, the way you handled the idea made it completely golden. Canada's growing frustration at America's enjoyment was probably my favourite aspect of it, but I also loved the juxtaposition between his words and his actions, his desperate attempts to appear intimidating, America comforting him at the end - and, well, everything really.
And I don't even ship it. Man oh man. Good job, anon, good job. /bookmarks this like a boss
Re: The Viking Way 1d
anonymous
March 31 2011, 02:16:06 UTC
OH MY GOD!! That was the most hilarious fail rape I have ever read!!! I was laughing from start to finish!! It was sexy, hot and oh so funny. Poor Matthew trying to be tough and America just being clueless, going with the flow. God, I'm still laughing! Itwasfantastic!! Just wonderful ^.^ Thanks so so much for writing this! Totally made my day!
Re: The Viking Way 1d
anonymous
March 31 2011, 02:47:06 UTC
This fic is perfect. Absolutely perfect, especially Canada, who, it seems, only a few can write him without being OoC. And this: “Augh! You are such an idiot! It's about time somebody taught you a lesson!”...Canada flung America onto the bed. He winced at the loud crack of head meeting headboard. “Oh god, I'm sorry!”
“S'okay.”
And this: “You're supposed to be... to be horrified!” Canada shook sweaty hair out of his eyes. “I'm violating you! I'm betraying you!”
“Y-yeah...” America wrapped his limbs around Canada. “Ah! M-maybe... maybe I'll be more horrified if you... if you do me harder. Harder!”
Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make sex unpleasant. America enjoys it.
Hope OP, if they're still around, doesn't mind that I didn't go the specific 'Financial Crisis Gang Bang' reference route. ^^;
Disclaimer: Opinions regarding America do not reflect those of Author!Anon.“He's late ( ... )
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“Because somebody purposely drove through a puddle to splash me! Because there's a lot of anti-Americans here! Because you're an idiot!”
“Oh, yeah...” America's smile faltered. “I know there are. That's why I brought that, I haven't been picked on once.” He jerked a thumb toward his bag, which had a maple leaf sewn onto it.
“Stop doing that!” Canada stalked closer. “At least take responsibility for your screw-ups! You can't just run away and pretend to be somebody else to hide from the problems you've caused ( ... )
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And then, Canada felt like somebody had tossed a bucket of ice water on him. He jerked upright in bed with a pained cry. What have I done? Oh god, what have I done?The anger he had felt toward his brother had faded. His mind was plagued by much different memories now. Little America taking the blame when Canada did something that would anger their colonizer, playing games together, sharing secrets, laughing together, America angrily defending his brother against others' negative comments, watching sports together ( ... )
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I AM SO TORN.
That was ridiculous amounts of sexy, ridiculous amounts of LOL, and phail!Canada.
Oh man, this fill. Author!anon, you have a great sense of humor.
You... you're such a fucking bastard!” With an enraged cry, Canada reached between
America's legs, and gently slid a slippery finger into him. BEST LINE EVER.
BRB LOLING FOREVER.
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And I don't even ship it. Man oh man. Good job, anon, good job. /bookmarks this like a boss
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O Canada, you polite, gentle rapist you. ♥
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Great job, anon. Never stop writing.
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I love how Canada is like HATE ME, BE UPSET, FEEL MY WRATH and America is just like OH BABY MMMM <3
I love this story. Bookmarking FOREVER.
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“I'm sorry,” America said again. “I've never been raped before, this is new to me. I'll try and do it better.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anon, I fucking love you. <333
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“S'okay.”
And this: “You're supposed to be... to be horrified!” Canada shook sweaty hair out of his eyes. “I'm violating you! I'm betraying you!”
“Y-yeah...” America wrapped his limbs around Canada. “Ah! M-maybe... maybe I'll be more horrified if you... if you do me harder. Harder!”
Make the fic. XD
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I AM GOING TO MAKE THAT MY MOTTO. ILU.
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I love how they all scooted back and were like 'omg noooo that was made illegal years ago!' lol Russia- the mention of him made me laugh.
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/laughs so hard she cries
This is epic.
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That was HILARIOUS!
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