It all started with Italy deciding he was sick of ridicule for not reading The Atmosphere. “It’s apparently very popular, like The Prince or Harry Potter! I love to read so it seems silly I haven’t read the Atmosphere yet!”
“I totally get ripped for that all the time!” America exclaimed. “’You don’t read The Atmosphere, you don’t even know what the Atmosphere is, blah blah blah fish and chips!’ Well if SOMEONE would just LEND it to me maybe I could read it too
( ... )
Re: [Part 14] World War Uke (UKUS v. Gerita) (3/?)
anonymous
April 24 2011, 22:10:02 UTC
Thanks ^^
My German is a bit sketchy, but I couldn't resist the urge to have Germany call someone a Schlampe, as it's one of the few insults my German teacher taught us ^^;; And sadly, I don't have that awesome symbol on my keyboard or else I would have used it ^^;;;;; Sigh. Lesson learned, keep Germany speaking English a lesson I didn't have to learn with France since I know exactly 0 French, but, oh well xDD If I ever de-anon, corrections shall be made!
[Part 14] World War Uke (4/?)
anonymous
April 25 2011, 17:07:03 UTC
I just wanted to say thank you so much for the kind words! I’d respond to all of you, but space is at a premium. So I’ll just say that I’ll definitely continue now and I hope you continue to enjoy! This story is writing itself, I swear it. I’ve also been playing Dragon Age 2. It shows. I’m sorry.America and Italy were assuredly not averse to this turn of events
( ... )
[Part 14] World War Uke (5/?)
anonymous
April 25 2011, 17:11:51 UTC
“Germany, Germany! Touch my belly! I’m so rolly-polly!” Italy exclaimed cheerfully, taking Germany’s other hand and holding it to his stomach. Germany’s face fell into his usual “why me?” expression, but he humored him nonetheless
( ... )
[Part 14] World War Uke (5/?)
anonymous
April 25 2011, 17:17:52 UTC
Italy woke up from his wonderfully soothing nap hours later, yawning and checking the clock. It was still before sunrise! He never woke up this early, even when Germany poked him to get to training. Germany was still asleep, in fact, and even had earplugs in. Italy practically trembled with excitement - this was clearly God’s way of telling him to get up to start the search for The Atmosphere!
He stealthily slipped out of bed, dressed himself and snuck out of the room, tip-toeing down the hall. He broke into America and England’s room. America was eagle-spread on the bed with England draped on his side. They were naked, but Italy was used to nudity - he was European. “Hey, hey America!” He poked the sleeping Nation in the arm
( ... )
[Part 14] World War Uke (7/?)
anonymous
April 25 2011, 17:19:01 UTC
Above is Part 6. I iz dum.
By the time the others realized they were gone and managed to find them, America and Italy had wiped out the entire cult and purified the area.
“I don’t even want to know,” Canada muttered. France had to agree.
Germany had no words. This just wasn’t fair. Why could Italy fight demons but not England during World War II? Really?
“Good job, America!” England said proudly, patting America on the head. “You’ve done a great job here protecting the innocent from evil.”
“All in a day’s work,” America replied proudly.
“Excuse me, but I think it’s very obvious that Italy did most of the work!” Germany protested.
“How do you figure?” England demanded.
“He’s Catholic!”
“That explains nothing!”
“Hey look, I found a book!” Italy held up a massive grimoire that was larger than his torso and glowing malevolently. “Oh, but it’s not The Atmosphere.” He put it back
( ... )
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anonymous
April 26 2011, 00:42:50 UTC
*squeals at update* *skips sex scenes because this anon is a prude OTL* *continues reading* ... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLWUT?! America and Italy WIN AT LIFE! First they manage to escape a slave trader, then they exorcise the sewers of Paris? THEY'RE SO AWESOME, IT'S MAKING ME CRY!!! :'D Good lord, if they ever found the atmosphere, the Earth would break from the level of competence radiating from the two.
Author!anon, this is one of the best fills I've ever read. It's so funny! I can't even quote my favorite parts without copy and pasting the whole thing! *showers with love and affection* ♥♥♥♥♥
“Hey, does that mean France has demons in his underpants? That would explain so much!”
anonymous
April 26 2011, 05:02:20 UTC
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aksljdhgf;lg lolololololol This is OP by the way
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that whole bit was magic<333 omg I love that Italy showed some Vatican prowess or whateveritsecalledderp And you gave me my bonus of loud sex contest hahahaha<3 marrymek. ilu.
Re: [Part 14] World War Uke (7/?)
anonymous
April 26 2011, 07:39:40 UTC
Oh my freaking god, this is so adorable. xDD Italy and America, you keep on being badass, you lovable idiots.
And why do I suspect that that ISN'T Russia's grimoire, and he's just taking the opportunity. to pick up some fun looking magic? Well, he's a big guy - he can do what he wants. xD
[Part 14] World War Uke (8/?)
anonymous
April 27 2011, 12:19:58 UTC
Thanks for not giving up on me xD;; I swear it gets a little more... uh... normal again here.
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“I’ve thought of the next contest,” England said proudly, hand on America’s shoulder. They were all back from the latest failed attempt of America and Italy to find The Atmosphere, and Italy was looking terribly forlorn about it
( ... )
[Part 14] World War Uke (9/?)
anonymous
April 27 2011, 12:21:56 UTC
“America America it’s midday let’s go find food and then continue our search!” Italy exclaimed, taking America’s arm and dragging him away from England.
America laughed, going with him (much to England’s chagrin). “Dude you are so hardcore it’s awesome! Where are we goin’?”
“Try a library!” England called after him before sighing and going to find Germany so they could track them. Last thing they needed was another demonic cult.
“Is alibrary French for McDonald’s?” America asked.
Italy made a face. “I hope not! McDonald’s is disgusting!”
America gasped and stopped walked, affronted. “You don’t like McDonald’s? I… I don’t think we can be friends anymore.”
“We can,” Italy assured, taking his hand and dragging him along.
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“HELLO, I AM HERE TO FIND A BOOK,” America carefully enunciated to a terrified librarian, “IT IS CALLED THE ATMOSPHERE. DO YOU HAVE IT
( ... )
Re: [Part 14] World War Uke (9/?)
anonymous
April 28 2011, 00:26:49 UTC
Another update!!! *dances with joy*
Tied again, I see. America and Italy are equally matched...or are they? Yes, they are, but England and Germany will never hear any of that lol
“I can’t believe neither of you speak French. I’ve failed as a big brother.” D'aww, poor France. Don't worry, at least what's-his-face remembers his french lessons. XD
Can't wait for more, anon! And will there be an actual dragon in the future? X'D
[Part 14] World War Uke (10/??)
anonymous
May 5 2011, 20:19:58 UTC
"All right gang! We're a party of six, which is totally old-school, but it's awesome too so we're gonna work with it! I'm the Hero, which makes me the paladin I guess, or maybe the fighter - nyah, paladin sounds more badass, and anyway my Charisma score's through the roof, so I'm the paladin. England, you're definitely the team's mage, because you're all about black magic and stuff like that. Uh, Germany I guess is the other fighter, 'cause our team needs more than one, because any team needs more than one. Italy, we'll go with cleric for you, 'cause you totally pwned those demons, and that's what clerics do, plus heal stuff. France, you can be our bard because you're frilly, talk a lot, and are pretty useless."
[Part 14] World War Uke (11/12)
anonymous
May 5 2011, 20:25:08 UTC
“Wow, that battle sure was intense,” Italy said, bandaging wounds. America had fared the worst, considering he was the only one actually up close against the dragon; everyone had some burns, but he had bite wounds. In contrast, the dragon had been slayed with a baseball bat, so he wasn’t complaining too much. “You were all very impressive!”
“Shut up, Italy,” Canada growled. He was ignored.
“I’ll always be ready to fight for truth, justice, and the American way,” America chirped, happy. “Although England, that was totally badass how you summoned that demon to fight the dragon, like King Kong versus Godzilla or something.”
“I know,” England replied smugly. “Canada, very nice show out there, especially managing to keep your brother from being charbroiled.”
“Thanks,” Canada replied sweetly, “And Germany, I had no idea your aim was that good! Especially how you debilitated the dragon by shooting its wings.”
[Part 14] World War Uke (12/12)
anonymous
May 5 2011, 20:33:05 UTC
Hours later, Austria collected the intelligence tests to score them.
“Dang, that took foreeeever,” America whined, rubbing his temples. “And I hope Austria appreciates all the doodles!” England facepalmed, hard.
“Veeeeeeeeeeee, my head huuuuuuuuuurts.” Even Italy’s curl was depressed.
“Cheer up,” Germany said gruffly, thrusting a wrapped package into his hands. “I got this for you.”
“I love presents!” Italy trilled, ripping apart the wrapping paper to discover a hard cover copy of The Atmosphere. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GERMANY GERMANY YOU FOUND IT YOU FOUND IT!” He glomped him. “YOU’RE SO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FOUND IT!”
Germany considered pointing out that he’d just gone to a bookstore and bought a book on the actual, literal atmosphere and global warming, and that Italy wouldn't be thanking him once he actually read it, but refrained. He’d just revel in the moment instead.
“Awwww,” said America. “Luckyyy. Why didn’t you get me one, England
( ... )
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It all started with Italy deciding he was sick of ridicule for not reading The Atmosphere. “It’s apparently very popular, like The Prince or Harry Potter! I love to read so it seems silly I haven’t read the Atmosphere yet!”
“I totally get ripped for that all the time!” America exclaimed. “’You don’t read The Atmosphere, you don’t even know what the Atmosphere is, blah blah blah fish and chips!’ Well if SOMEONE would just LEND it to me maybe I could read it too ( ... )
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My German is a bit sketchy, but I couldn't resist the urge to have Germany call someone a Schlampe, as it's one of the few insults my German teacher taught us ^^;; And sadly, I don't have that awesome symbol on my keyboard or else I would have used it ^^;;;;; Sigh. Lesson learned, keep Germany speaking English a lesson I didn't have to learn with France since I know exactly 0 French, but, oh well xDD If I ever de-anon, corrections shall be made!
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He stealthily slipped out of bed, dressed himself and snuck out of the room, tip-toeing down the hall. He broke into America and England’s room. America was eagle-spread on the bed with England draped on his side. They were naked, but Italy was used to nudity - he was European. “Hey, hey America!” He poked the sleeping Nation in the arm ( ... )
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By the time the others realized they were gone and managed to find them, America and Italy had wiped out the entire cult and purified the area.
“I don’t even want to know,” Canada muttered. France had to agree.
Germany had no words. This just wasn’t fair. Why could Italy fight demons but not England during World War II? Really?
“Good job, America!” England said proudly, patting America on the head. “You’ve done a great job here protecting the innocent from evil.”
“All in a day’s work,” America replied proudly.
“Excuse me, but I think it’s very obvious that Italy did most of the work!” Germany protested.
“How do you figure?” England demanded.
“He’s Catholic!”
“That explains nothing!”
“Hey look, I found a book!” Italy held up a massive grimoire that was larger than his torso and glowing malevolently. “Oh, but it’s not The Atmosphere.” He put it back ( ... )
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*skips sex scenes because this anon is a prude OTL*
*continues reading*
...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLWUT?!
America and Italy WIN AT LIFE! First they manage to escape a slave trader, then they exorcise the sewers of Paris? THEY'RE SO AWESOME, IT'S MAKING ME CRY!!! :'D
Good lord, if they ever found the atmosphere, the Earth would break from the level of competence radiating from the two.
Author!anon, this is one of the best fills I've ever read. It's so funny! I can't even quote my favorite parts without copy and pasting the whole thing! *showers with love and affection* ♥♥♥♥♥
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aksljdhgf;lg lolololololol This is OP by the way
just
that whole bit was magic<333 omg I love that Italy showed some Vatican prowess or whateveritsecalledderp
And you gave me my bonus of loud sex contest hahahaha<3 marrymek. ilu.
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And why do I suspect that that ISN'T Russia's grimoire, and he's just taking the opportunity. to pick up some fun looking magic? Well, he's a big guy - he can do what he wants. xD
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“I’ve thought of the next contest,” England said proudly, hand on America’s shoulder. They were all back from the latest failed attempt of America and Italy to find The Atmosphere, and Italy was looking terribly forlorn about it ( ... )
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America laughed, going with him (much to England’s chagrin). “Dude you are so hardcore it’s awesome! Where are we goin’?”
“Try a library!” England called after him before sighing and going to find Germany so they could track them. Last thing they needed was another demonic cult.
“Is alibrary French for McDonald’s?” America asked.
Italy made a face. “I hope not! McDonald’s is disgusting!”
America gasped and stopped walked, affronted. “You don’t like McDonald’s? I… I don’t think we can be friends anymore.”
“We can,” Italy assured, taking his hand and dragging him along.
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“HELLO, I AM HERE TO FIND A BOOK,” America carefully enunciated to a terrified librarian, “IT IS CALLED THE ATMOSPHERE. DO YOU HAVE IT ( ... )
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America x Italy ... I wouldn't mind more fills with this pairing! :D
I love everyone here, but your America has the best lines XD
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Tied again, I see. America and Italy are equally matched...or are they?
Yes, they are, but England and Germany will never hear any of that lol
“I can’t believe neither of you speak French. I’ve failed as a big brother.” D'aww, poor France. Don't worry, at least what's-his-face remembers his french lessons. XD
Can't wait for more, anon!
And will there be an actual dragon in the future? X'D
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"What about me?"
"Huh?"
"Me, America. You forgot me ( ... )
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“Shut up, Italy,” Canada growled. He was ignored.
“I’ll always be ready to fight for truth, justice, and the American way,” America chirped, happy. “Although England, that was totally badass how you summoned that demon to fight the dragon, like King Kong versus Godzilla or something.”
“I know,” England replied smugly. “Canada, very nice show out there, especially managing to keep your brother from being charbroiled.”
“Thanks,” Canada replied sweetly, “And Germany, I had no idea your aim was that good! Especially how you debilitated the dragon by shooting its wings.”
“Danke. And France and Italy were useless ( ... )
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“Dang, that took foreeeever,” America whined, rubbing his temples. “And I hope Austria appreciates all the doodles!” England facepalmed, hard.
“Veeeeeeeeeeee, my head huuuuuuuuuurts.” Even Italy’s curl was depressed.
“Cheer up,” Germany said gruffly, thrusting a wrapped package into his hands. “I got this for you.”
“I love presents!” Italy trilled, ripping apart the wrapping paper to discover a hard cover copy of The Atmosphere. “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GERMANY GERMANY YOU FOUND IT YOU FOUND IT!” He glomped him. “YOU’RE SO AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FOUND IT!”
Germany considered pointing out that he’d just gone to a bookstore and bought a book on the actual, literal atmosphere and global warming, and that Italy wouldn't be thanking him once he actually read it, but refrained. He’d just revel in the moment instead.
“Awwww,” said America. “Luckyyy. Why didn’t you get me one, England ( ... )
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