Any/Any – Lame pick-up lines
anonymous
March 13 2011, 15:01:48 UTC
I want the worst, most awkward, lamest pick-up lines you anons can come up with.
Just some examples: “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?” “You be my McDonalds, I’ll be your Burger King. We’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.” “I’m going to treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on my desk and do you all night long.” “I’m lost, take me home with you?”
No need to go with these, they’re merely there for show. Go with whatever you can think of and fits the situation/characters.
Either AU or them as nations is fine.
Bonus1: Pick-up lines which fit the character’s personality or country. Bonus2: The one who’s being hit on thinks it’s either adorable or hilarious.
Lame pick-up lines- Harry Potter style
anonymous
March 13 2011, 16:19:43 UTC
Ne anon hopes you like..
Sometimes, the boredom at meetings just got a little too much. The Brit was actually wondering whether or not he should kill himself from the boredom. He caught a glove, waving from across Canada, holding a small note. Tapping the great north on the shoulder, the boy handed the paper to England.
Written in handwriting that only America could produce, with as sloppy as it was, England read:
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
He looked at the paper. And then at the blue eyes, watching him expectantly. Shaking his head, the bushy-browed man tried to hold his smile back.
Really, did the boy think he could wander into the Brit's territory of expertise, and WIN?
Arrogant twit...
Ripping a corner of his paper off of the handout, England wrote: One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle, and sent it to America, via the blonde in-between them
( ... )
No problem, OP!! Hetalian Potter FTW.. Anon didn't try to make it sweet around the end, nope. :3 NeAnon is just glad you and all the other anons got a kick out of it! ; 7;
Cat Speak [1/2]
anonymous
March 15 2011, 02:28:21 UTC
A/N: This ended up more fluffy than funny. I hope it's still something resembling what you wanted, OP!
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"If you were a cat, I'd make you purr every day."
Greece turned to face Japan, as did the two cats lounging in his lap, all three with quizzical expressions on their faces. Had Japan really said that thought out loud? Crap.
"I - I mean, you've said that you'd like to be reborn as a cat, right?" Japan said quickly, diverting his eyes to the other cats that seemed to be sizing him up as if wondering if these words had really just come out of the mouth of an apparently serious and dignified old nation. "I meant to say that if that happened and I found you, I'd make sure to take care of you." As soon as that explanation left his lips, he cringed inwardly. Congratulations, Japan-san. You've successfully come up with a pick-up line that would make even America-san laugh. You may now collect your award, a newly sharpened katana, at the deepest, darkest corner of your house and remain there.Greece, however, did not laugh and this was
( ... )
Cat Speak [2/2]
anonymous
March 15 2011, 03:18:53 UTC
Japan felt the back of his ears redden, but something about the way Greece made his pick-up lines oddly endearing in spite of their corniness (and suggestiveness) had instilled in him a determination to try to accomplish the same with his own. "If I were a cat, I'd rub up against you to mark you as my territory," he replied as steadily and matter-of-factly as he could.
"If none of us were cats, I'd still do these things with you," Greece murmured, and really, how did he make cliche lines like these work? Japan wasn't sure if he could come up with an appropriate reply to that or how long he could keep this up without his lingering embarrassment (and embarrassing giddiness at Greece's response to his accidental statement) getting the better of him, and he must have been unconsciously leaning forward during all this because Greece's face was suddenly a lot closer to his own than it had been a minute before
( ... )
Other A!A: Cat Speak [2/2]
anonymous
March 15 2011, 10:38:58 UTC
Other A!Anon kinda loves this.. = w= It was as fluffy as it could have been with those two, anon. A wonderful fill~ <3 Dude.. I totally got the cat that went to heaven reference!! And the beckoning cat story! I'm not a fail Amerinon!!
A!A you're referring to
anonymous
March 15 2011, 22:00:54 UTC
Thanks for the comment! <3
You're less fail than me, then. I knew about the cat who went to heaven (only because I read that book as a kid, though), but didn't know about the beckoning cat story until I did a Google search about cats in legends for this fill. ^^;
Just some examples:
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
“You be my McDonalds, I’ll be your Burger King. We’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.”
“I’m going to treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on my desk and do you all night long.”
“I’m lost, take me home with you?”
No need to go with these, they’re merely there for show. Go with whatever you can think of and fits the situation/characters.
Either AU or them as nations is fine.
Bonus1: Pick-up lines which fit the character’s personality or country.
Bonus2: The one who’s being hit on thinks it’s either adorable or hilarious.
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Sometimes, the boredom at meetings just got a little too much. The Brit was actually wondering whether or not he should kill himself from the boredom. He caught a glove, waving from across Canada, holding a small note. Tapping the great north on the shoulder, the boy handed the paper to England.
Written in handwriting that only America could produce, with as sloppy as it was, England read:
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
He looked at the paper. And then at the blue eyes, watching him expectantly. Shaking his head, the bushy-browed man tried to hold his smile back.
Really, did the boy think he could wander into the Brit's territory of expertise, and WIN?
Arrogant twit...
Ripping a corner of his paper off of the handout, England wrote: One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle, and sent it to America, via the blonde in-between them ( ... )
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Poor Germany's eyes!
<3
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"My love for you burns like a dying phoenix." I thought this was really sweet.
Thanks for the fill, anon!
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Anon didn't try to make it sweet around the end, nope. :3
NeAnon is just glad you and all the other anons got a kick out of it! ; 7;
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From the second pick up line, anon already foresee it being Harry Potter themed xD Getting nerdy there, A!A, Alfred and Arthur, all of them xD
The ending is sweet >w< -thumbs up-
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http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/harrypotter.html
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/harry-potter/forum/post/11233/title/harry-potter-pickup-lines
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"If you were a cat, I'd make you purr every day."
Greece turned to face Japan, as did the two cats lounging in his lap, all three with quizzical expressions on their faces. Had Japan really said that thought out loud? Crap.
"I - I mean, you've said that you'd like to be reborn as a cat, right?" Japan said quickly, diverting his eyes to the other cats that seemed to be sizing him up as if wondering if these words had really just come out of the mouth of an apparently serious and dignified old nation. "I meant to say that if that happened and I found you, I'd make sure to take care of you." As soon as that explanation left his lips, he cringed inwardly. Congratulations, Japan-san. You've successfully come up with a pick-up line that would make even America-san laugh. You may now collect your award, a newly sharpened katana, at the deepest, darkest corner of your house and remain there.Greece, however, did not laugh and this was ( ... )
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"If none of us were cats, I'd still do these things with you," Greece murmured, and really, how did he make cliche lines like these work? Japan wasn't sure if he could come up with an appropriate reply to that or how long he could keep this up without his lingering embarrassment (and embarrassing giddiness at Greece's response to his accidental statement) getting the better of him, and he must have been unconsciously leaning forward during all this because Greece's face was suddenly a lot closer to his own than it had been a minute before ( ... )
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It was as fluffy as it could have been with those two, anon. A wonderful fill~ <3
Dude.. I totally got the cat that went to heaven reference!! And the beckoning cat story! I'm not a fail Amerinon!!
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You're less fail than me, then. I knew about the cat who went to heaven (only because I read that book as a kid, though), but didn't know about the beckoning cat story until I did a Google search about cats in legends for this fill. ^^;
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