any/anny- onsen
anonymous
April 17 2011, 18:11:52 UTC
The nations go to an onsen in Japan. Those like America find themselves very embarresed over it because that is not done there. Even in most locker rooms people are most definitely embarresed of showing their naked bodies to others and often skip the after gym baths.
Japan on the other hand is enjoying the view~
Bonus 1:Russia comes along and makes everyone (except France who knows that what matters is how you use it) feel inadequate.
Bonus 2: People stare. Also, groping and it leads to smut.
Bonus 3: Allies, axis, and some girl nations come along too like Hungry, Seychelles and Ukraine.
Hot Springs Adventure (1/?)
anonymous
May 3 2011, 23:06:29 UTC
My name is Japan. Today I have invited my friends to experience a traditional Japanese hot spring bath. I am hopeful that it will be a relaxing experience for all concerned.
“Dude, I can’t wait to take on the waterslide!”
“It’s not that sort of pool, you Yankee-Doodle nitwit!”
“Wait till you lovely ladies get a load of moi in my altogether, no?”
“I’m going to do a cannonball!”
“Just don’t piddle in the shallow end!”
Japan gazed at his companions and heaved a sigh. Westerners could be so rambunctious. He coughed just loudly enough to be heard over the chatter.
“Honourable guests,” he began as they fell silent. “Before we enter the onsen, please pay attention to the rules
( ... )
Hot Springs Adventure (2a/?)
anonymous
May 4 2011, 21:54:01 UTC
“Oh, Monsieur Japan,” France cooed, “I would have never guessed you were so progressive!”
Japan glanced up, found himself face to face with the very flower of French manhood, and scooted his shower stool away, blushing. “Please show some decorum -”
“All of this mixed nudity in your public baths,” France continued, oblivious to Japan’s discomfort. He winked at him. “You have been fooling us all these years, you naughty dark horse you.”
Japan risked looking at France again. “Actually, this onsen is segregated by gender -”
But France was already heading for the female shower room.
“Don’t be shy, mademoiselles! Which of you lovely ladies needs my help to get all squeaky clean?”
There was a crescendo of shrieks, followed by the sound of someone being hit in the face with a stool. France limped back to the male showers, nursing several bruises.
“Oh well,” he remarked philosophically as his gaze fell on Italy, who was showering away obliviously, “perhaps I can help some lovely gentlemen get clean instead
( ... )
Hot Springs Adventure (2b/?)
anonymous
May 4 2011, 21:58:22 UTC
A figure came around the corner at the end of the hallway. As the person drew closer, America and England saw that, while whoever it was had some curves, he was definitely not Ukraine.
“Aw, man!” America whispered, squinting without Texas. “It’s just Russia!” He snorted with laughter. “And China called me fat?”
“You are fat,” England snapped back. “Between the ears, at any rate. Now hurry up and let’s have our shower.”
“Okay, okay,” America answered grumpily. “Wonder what that slapping sound was. Dude’s heavy, but it’s not like he has man-boobs…”
They stepped out of the alcove and Russia waved to them.
“Shower is this way?” he asked, pointing.
“Er, yes,” England answered, blushing. Russia was wearing his towel around his neck. “We were just about to OH DEAR GOD.”
Russia stared at the two nations in bewilderment. America was shrieking that he was blind, while England was hunched over with both hands between his legs.
“What’s wrong?” He took a step closer to America. Slap.“Dude!” America backed up several paces, eyes tightly
( ... )
Re: Hot Springs Adventure (3/?)
anonymous
May 10 2011, 01:35:15 UTC
Oh god, Belarus nose bleeding from seeing her brothers junk!! So wrong and so funny at the same time and Japan admitting his peeping, lol. I love Romano and Italy spying on the girls!! And I really love the girls just having a real girls conversation, Ukraine acknowledging those giant boobies ^.^ Oh Lichtenstein... we've all been there.
Re: Hot Springs Adventure (3/?)
anonymous
May 10 2011, 02:31:13 UTC
I swear to god I am going to be laying in bed trying to sleep tonight hearing "slap slap slap" all night long and laughing like a maniac. This is pure gold anon.
Japan on the other hand is enjoying the view~
Bonus 1:Russia comes along and makes everyone (except France who knows that what matters is how you use it) feel inadequate.
Bonus 2: People stare. Also, groping and it leads to smut.
Bonus 3: Allies, axis, and some girl nations come along too like Hungry, Seychelles and Ukraine.
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“Dude, I can’t wait to take on the waterslide!”
“It’s not that sort of pool, you Yankee-Doodle nitwit!”
“Wait till you lovely ladies get a load of moi in my altogether, no?”
“I’m going to do a cannonball!”
“Just don’t piddle in the shallow end!”
Japan gazed at his companions and heaved a sigh. Westerners could be so rambunctious. He coughed just loudly enough to be heard over the chatter.
“Honourable guests,” he began as they fell silent. “Before we enter the onsen, please pay attention to the rules ( ... )
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Japan glanced up, found himself face to face with the very flower of French manhood, and scooted his shower stool away, blushing. “Please show some decorum -”
“All of this mixed nudity in your public baths,” France continued, oblivious to Japan’s discomfort. He winked at him. “You have been fooling us all these years, you naughty dark horse you.”
Japan risked looking at France again. “Actually, this onsen is segregated by gender -”
But France was already heading for the female shower room.
“Don’t be shy, mademoiselles! Which of you lovely ladies needs my help to get all squeaky clean?”
There was a crescendo of shrieks, followed by the sound of someone being hit in the face with a stool. France limped back to the male showers, nursing several bruises.
“Oh well,” he remarked philosophically as his gaze fell on Italy, who was showering away obliviously, “perhaps I can help some lovely gentlemen get clean instead ( ... )
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“Aw, man!” America whispered, squinting without Texas. “It’s just Russia!” He snorted with laughter. “And China called me fat?”
“You are fat,” England snapped back. “Between the ears, at any rate. Now hurry up and let’s have our shower.”
“Okay, okay,” America answered grumpily. “Wonder what that slapping sound was. Dude’s heavy, but it’s not like he has man-boobs…”
They stepped out of the alcove and Russia waved to them.
“Shower is this way?” he asked, pointing.
“Er, yes,” England answered, blushing. Russia was wearing his towel around his neck. “We were just about to OH DEAR GOD.”
Russia stared at the two nations in bewilderment. America was shrieking that he was blind, while England was hunched over with both hands between his legs.
“What’s wrong?” He took a step closer to America. Slap.“Dude!” America backed up several paces, eyes tightly ( ... )
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I. UH.
I DON'T EVEN.
UM. This is awesome. And stuff. And dear GOD Russia what. the. hell. Seriously. THE TOWEL DOES NOT GO AROUND YOUR NECK.
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pure. fucking. gold.
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Lets get married!
lol nice detail with the scarf. .. I wonder if someone will explain to Russia why everyone keeps gawking. His reaction would be great to see XD
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