The Most Awesome Pillow in the World [1/1]
anonymous
May 5 2011, 05:51:35 UTC
The pillow remembered many things; it could remember being stuffed with goose down and sown up. It could remember being shipped across many miles before it arrived at its new master’s home. It even remembered the first night its master put it in his favorite pillowcase; it was blue and worn, but they got along well. The pillow liked its master’s big bed, it liked the sheets, blankets, and the quilt that got added in winter too, but most of all it liked its master.
And its master liked it back-whenever he went on his long trips to far off places, he picked it to go with him. It was so proud; he brought it along for the long plane rides, and when he got to the hotels he’d shove the other pillows off to make room for it. It was special and important, and it had never been happier than the day it heard its master proclaim that it was the most awesome pillow in the world and I could never get to sleep without it ( jeez, Britain, it’s not like you don’t have that blanket you take everywhere with you).Every night, its master would hop into
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Whoops. Too much awesome can be confusing, my bad.
Well, it is just a pillow. Can't expect it to know how to properly address things. That said, I wish I can find more chances to use "the Britain" agian.
Re: The Most Awesome Pillow in the World [1/1]
anonymous
May 6 2011, 03:38:22 UTC
Cuuuute! Hahahaha I love this! Great sense of humor, and I love how fics like this (I'm thinking of the dog fill) are always so cute 'cause it's a sort-of naive object commenting on the copious amounts of sex its master has like, all the time XDDD
And its master liked it back-whenever he went on his long trips to far off places, he picked it to go with him. It was so proud; he brought it along for the long plane rides, and when he got to the hotels he’d shove the other pillows off to make room for it. It was special and important, and it had never been happier than the day it heard its master proclaim that it was the most awesome pillow in the world and I could never get to sleep without it ( jeez, Britain, it’s not like you don’t have that blanket you take everywhere with you).Every night, its master would hop into ( ... )
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I like the Britain. XD
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Well, it is just a pillow. Can't expect it to know how to properly address things. That said, I wish I can find more chances to use "the Britain" agian.
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Hahahaha I love this! Great sense of humor, and I love how fics like this (I'm thinking of the dog fill) are always so cute 'cause it's a sort-of naive object commenting on the copious amounts of sex its master has like, all the time XDDD
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