?/UK – Being disturbed while in the bath
anonymous
May 22 2011, 23:44:13 UTC
My tastes are pretty simple. I want England relaxing in the bath when another nation walks in and decides to hand around for a bit.
Funny or smutty, whatever takes your fancy. Any nation is fine, so long as it’s in the order stated in the title. Hell, England can be female if wanted. Secretly so for the humour factor.
Fail microfill
anonymous
July 6 2011, 00:47:08 UTC
"England! Engla-ahhhhhh! I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't mean to walk in on you! I was looking for my friend!"
America had clapped a hand over his eyes, so he never saw the loofah coming before it hit his face. "You idiot! It is me!" England huffed.
"England? But why do you have..." America's voice dropped to a whisper. "Boobies?" He slowly spread his fingers to take another peek at the (gorgeous, buxom) woman in the bathtub.
"JUST GET OUT!" England screamed, chucking the shampoo this time. When it knocked him on the head, the younger country finally got the message and scurried out of the room.
Through the door, though, he yelled out, "Iggy, you got some 'splaining to do!"
Funny or smutty, whatever takes your fancy. Any nation is fine, so long as it’s in the order stated in the title. Hell, England can be female if wanted. Secretly so for the humour factor.
Go nuts
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America had clapped a hand over his eyes, so he never saw the loofah coming before it hit his face. "You idiot! It is me!" England huffed.
"England? But why do you have..." America's voice dropped to a whisper. "Boobies?" He slowly spread his fingers to take another peek at the (gorgeous, buxom) woman in the bathtub.
"JUST GET OUT!" England screamed, chucking the shampoo this time. When it knocked him on the head, the younger country finally got the message and scurried out of the room.
Through the door, though, he yelled out, "Iggy, you got some 'splaining to do!"
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"Boobies." <3
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I might give the request another try and actually, you know, give the OP what they wanted in the first place >.>
(Captcha says 148 heirof, so I definitely have to write for this request again. Possibly pre-Alaska and Hawaii's statehoods.)
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