[part 18] US/UK "Is England trying to seduce me?"
anonymous
June 16 2011, 21:06:01 UTC
OP post: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20026.html?thread=75540282#t75540282 Prompt: "America had never noticed quite how sensuous England was until he became... more so. Why, it was almost as if England was trying to seduce him! Well, two could play at that game.... :3 Have fun, my pretties~"
A/N: I don't think this is gonna be too long; just a few parts? I hope you all like it!
The Art of Seduction, as Executed by Two Anglophones [01/??]
anonymous
June 16 2011, 21:08:03 UTC
On normal days (unlike today, which America has decided is Very Not Normal) America notices how drab England looks. He doesn't mean drab in a horrible way, but he doesn't exactly mean that England is helping his case out. Suits at meetings? Fine. Suits or tuxs for formal flings? Sure. But wearing dress pants and old-man sweater vests at home? Drab! It's not like England's necessarily unattractive, once you get past the eyebrows. (Which, America cedes, might add to England's ... charm..? If that's what they're calling it nowadays.) America's never thought England is ugly; quite the contrary. He acknowledges that England is handsome, and rugged in his own stodgy British way, while still ... lean? (Is lean really the right word? America often considers the word slender, but it has too many effeminate connotations.) Granted, America has seen England dress down. He's completely capable of wearing regular old t-shirts, and jeans, and he has caught him wearing pajama pants the entire day, before. (Photos courtesy of Hungary
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The Art of Seduction, as Executed by Two Anglophones [02/??]
anonymous
June 16 2011, 21:10:02 UTC
Well that's not going to do! America takes a ginormous step forward to stand next to England, interrupting whatever England's saying because god dammit, stop making his citizens go into fits of near-orgasmic glee just by talking!
"We'll take 20-dozen glazed donut holes to go!"
Whether by the grace of God or whatever, England stops talking so Britishly and turns to America. He's glaring and looks ready to berate him for improper manners and-
"Twenty-dozen?" he asks hurriedly. England's voice has returned to normal and the girl behind the counter is ringing up the order. "Twenty-dozen, Alfred?!" he repeats. At last! Normalcy! "That makes 240 donut holes! Two hundred and forty! You only need three or 4!"
"Okay, so that's three or 4 for you, and 237 or 236 for me! I don't see what the problem is!"
"Of course you don't. Well I'm not paying for it!"
"Didn't expect you to, geesh!" America says, handing the girl his credit card. "Relax, bro!"
And don't do … whatever it was you were just doing!England and America go to stand
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The Art of Seduction, as Executed by Two Anglophones [03/??]
anonymous
June 16 2011, 21:11:06 UTC
"Uh…" America begins. "Y-yeah." His voice cracks. "Yeah, Houston reads-uh. Right, boxes." He gulps a little bit, and grabs the remaining cartons of donut holes from the girl, and turns in time to see England turn and start walking away. He's not walking any differently than he usually does but with how those jeans move around England's legs, and how the shirt and vest gather and stop just above England's ass, makes America's breath shudder away from him.
Finally, America admits the word he'd been reluctant to even ponder putting on even a list of possible adjectives to describe England's current manner.
England is behaving sensuously (America will make it a point to tell England he'd used a word like that-if England will stop being so sensual, anyway), and America has a strong feeling it is completely on purpose
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The Art of Seduction, as Executed by Two Anglophones [04/??]
anonymous
June 16 2011, 21:12:03 UTC
America pauses for another half of a moment, and relaxes when he realizes the ruffling he heard was just himself. "Well you're my brother! 'Sides, I've seen France around you."
Canada moans. "That doesn't mean anything! He was visiting Québec! But that's just France-he's like that with anyone."
America groans as he relaxes a little bit. "I guess…" he relents. France propositions pretty much everyone, and the best thing to do with France is ignore him. If that doesn't work, then calling the local police department usually works pretty well. But America isn't sure that he wants to ignore England, and he sure as hell doesn't want him arrested. "What if…" he begins. He worries his lip and feels his face flame up a little bit. "What if I don't mind it?"
"Then why are you calling me?"
"Cuz I dunno what to do!" America insists. He hears his voice rise much too loud and he mentally beats himself for it. He can hear Canada whimpering out a feeble maple at the sudden change in volume, and he sighs.
The Art of Seduction, as Executed by Two Anglophones [05/??]
anonymous
June 16 2011, 21:13:18 UTC
Whether or not one second passes, or 2, or 15, America doesn't know, nor does he honestly much care. He just remembers that if England is going to make this a game, America is going to damn well play, too, and he's going to win. He makes himself calm down, and he offers up his own little grin, pulling off his t-shirt in a completely Hollywood fashion. His dog tags (ever-present around his neck) clink back down on to his own chest. He has scars of his own, and with his light tan they show off a little more than England's. His chest is also a little more defined, though not terribly so, and his jeans hang low on his hips. He's rather pleased with the sudden look of shock from England; pleased, even if the look dissipates as quickly as it came
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Re: The Art of Seduction, as Executed by Two Anglophones [05/??]
anonymous
June 16 2011, 23:50:41 UTC
Not!OP loves this SO MUCH! :D I love the equality here, honestly... and the fact that author!anon acknowledges the fact that these two are male and not, y'know, girls with penises? That's worded awkwardly but I hope you get what I mean. I'm really looking forward to the next update!
...Do you have any idea how loud I squee’d when I saw this? I think I broke a window...
I am speechless, Author!Anon~ So incoherently happy right now. I will now spend the rest of the day in a blissfully happy stupor with a stupid grin on my face :'D
I just love, love, LOVE what you’ve written so far. The thought. The details. The images I’m getting are most drool worthy~ You certainly have a gift for setting the scene. I’m envious *3* Can’t wait to read more.
Re: The Art of Seduction, as Executed by Two Anglophones [05/??]
anonymous
June 17 2011, 02:08:11 UTC
Arthur is hooooooot. And Alfred is so Alfred, like this bit here
England is behaving sensuously (America will make it a point to tell England he'd used a word like that-if England will stop being so sensual, anyway), and America has a strong feeling it is completely on purpose.
so cute. And yet the cuteness just adds to the lovely sexual tension building up...
Prompt: "America had never noticed quite how sensuous England was until he became... more so. Why, it was almost as if England was trying to seduce him! Well, two could play at that game.... :3 Have fun, my pretties~"
A/N: I don't think this is gonna be too long; just a few parts? I hope you all like it!
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"We'll take 20-dozen glazed donut holes to go!"
Whether by the grace of God or whatever, England stops talking so Britishly and turns to America. He's glaring and looks ready to berate him for improper manners and-
"Twenty-dozen?" he asks hurriedly. England's voice has returned to normal and the girl behind the counter is ringing up the order. "Twenty-dozen, Alfred?!" he repeats. At last! Normalcy! "That makes 240 donut holes! Two hundred and forty! You only need three or 4!"
"Okay, so that's three or 4 for you, and 237 or 236 for me! I don't see what the problem is!"
"Of course you don't. Well I'm not paying for it!"
"Didn't expect you to, geesh!" America says, handing the girl his credit card. "Relax, bro!"
And don't do … whatever it was you were just doing!England and America go to stand ( ... )
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Finally, America admits the word he'd been reluctant to even ponder putting on even a list of possible adjectives to describe England's current manner.
England is behaving sensuously (America will make it a point to tell England he'd used a word like that-if England will stop being so sensual, anyway), and America has a strong feeling it is completely on purpose ( ... )
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Canada moans. "That doesn't mean anything! He was visiting Québec! But that's just France-he's like that with anyone."
America groans as he relaxes a little bit. "I guess…" he relents. France propositions pretty much everyone, and the best thing to do with France is ignore him. If that doesn't work, then calling the local police department usually works pretty well. But America isn't sure that he wants to ignore England, and he sure as hell doesn't want him arrested. "What if…" he begins. He worries his lip and feels his face flame up a little bit. "What if I don't mind it?"
"Then why are you calling me?"
"Cuz I dunno what to do!" America insists. He hears his voice rise much too loud and he mentally beats himself for it. He can hear Canada whimpering out a feeble maple at the sudden change in volume, and he sighs.
"W-well…" Canada begins ( ... )
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I am speechless, Author!Anon~ So incoherently happy right now. I will now spend the rest of the day in a blissfully happy stupor with a stupid grin on my face :'D
I just love, love, LOVE what you’ve written so far. The thought. The details. The images I’m getting are most drool worthy~ You certainly have a gift for setting the scene. I’m envious *3* Can’t wait to read more.
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England is behaving sensuously (America will make it a point to tell England he'd used a word like that-if England will stop being so sensual, anyway), and America has a strong feeling it is completely on purpose.
so cute. And yet the cuteness just adds to the lovely sexual tension building up...
In other words I will be following this fic
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*grins at Canada*
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