Bonus: They both think they're being incredibly sneaky and clever, and that no one has any idea what they're doing. They're dead wrong. Bonus 2: Someone calls them out on it, just as Russia comes.
America would deny being a size queen until the day he died.
First off, 'queen' was just a derogatory statement considering he happened to enjoy cock, quite a bit, despite being an owner of one himself. As the late and great Mae West had said: too much of a good thing is wonderful (rest in peace Mae, he will never forget you). Russia had what would be to most people an excess of cock. To America's consumerist gluttony, it was a motherfucking godsend from the baby Jesus himself, all wrapped up in a nice pretty package as a present for being the most asskicking of all nations. Hallelujah and
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Totally God's Will And Shit (2/2) (RUSSIA/AMERICA)
anonymous
September 4 2011, 22:18:24 UTC
He wanted to run his tongue all over that heated member again, to suck him dry, to watch Russia watch him get off on getting him off.
He pumped his fist faster - some days a hand job under the table just wasn't enough, he'd have to corner him in an office later, or maybe the parking garage, or maybe just right on the goddamn table in front of everyone. Wouldn't that be a surprise? Though it was public knowledge that the Cold War between the two of them had thawed, he was pretty sure none suspected their real relationship now.
Russia was tugging his scarf just a bit farther up on his face, trying to cover the redness that refused to go away, flushed like his cock in America's hand - he twisted his wrist just a bit, difficult at this angle but not impossible and Russia had to cough to hide a moan. America was barely paying attention to the meeting by now, facing forward but watching Russia out of the corner of his eye so intensely that you'd think he was expecting the other to pull a gun on him any second.
Re: Totally God's Will And Shit (2/2) (RUSSIA/AMERICA)
anonymous
September 5 2011, 01:15:48 UTC
A!A, I love you. I mean, seriously, not just for the hotness, but for the characterization. But for the religion and England wanting to flip tables! And dat ending! Pfffffffft. <3<3<3
Re: Totally God's Will And Shit (2/2) (RUSSIA/AMERICA)
anonymous
September 5 2011, 06:32:00 UTC
Holy Shit this was epic 0_0
I burst out laughing when America blamed Jesus and still kept going with his hand job! And France's camaraderie was absolutely perfect. Oh god, that has to be the funniest thing I have read in a while.
Re: Totally God's Will And Shit (2/2) (RUSSIA/AMERICA)
anonymous
September 5 2011, 21:22:24 UTC
Anon, this is so hilarious, I could hardly stop laughing to type this review. It's funnier than I would have expected from this prompt, so congrats to you! America's thoughts are so ridiculous.
Re: Totally God's Will And Shit (2/2) (RUSSIA/AMERICA)
anonymous
September 8 2011, 21:19:19 UTC
I love your America! To America's consumerist gluttony, it was a motherfucking godsend from the baby Jesus himself, all wrapped up in a nice pretty package as a present for being the most asskicking of all nations. Hallelujah and raise the roof.
If this is how Jesus operates then I may have to reconsider the whole religion thing. I loved everyone's reactions too.
Re: Totally God's Will And Shit (2/2) (RUSSIA/AMERICA)
anonymous
September 9 2011, 19:05:38 UTC
Totes felt like America.
And maybe Italy, he had the Vatican even if that was currently under the control of the Empoperor. Even Darth Vader needed a little nookie from time to time though, considering that resulted in Jedibabies and a whole franchise and he fucking loved Star Wars okay, almost as much as he loved dick, but that was another story for another day.
That line hooked me. Your style is mmmmmm just the right amount of humor.
Loved how nonchalant America was about jerking off Russia.
Re: Totally God's Will And Shit (2/2) (RUSSIA/AMERICA)
anonymous
November 6 2011, 18:01:08 UTC
Most in-character America I've ever read. I mean, I'll never NOT be able to think of him as anything other than a cock-hungry size queen ever again. It's just too perfect.
Oh, and I don't even ship this shit, but you might have just converted me.
America gives Russia a handjob. Under the table. At a world meeting.
Bonus: They both think they're being incredibly sneaky and clever, and that no one has any idea what they're doing. They're dead wrong.
Bonus 2: Someone calls them out on it, just as Russia comes.
America would deny being a size queen until the day he died.
First off, 'queen' was just a derogatory statement considering he happened to enjoy cock, quite a bit, despite being an owner of one himself. As the late and great Mae West had said: too much of a good thing is wonderful (rest in peace Mae, he will never forget you). Russia had what would be to most people an excess of cock. To America's consumerist gluttony, it was a motherfucking godsend from the baby Jesus himself, all wrapped up in a nice pretty package as a present for being the most asskicking of all nations. Hallelujah and ( ... )
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He pumped his fist faster - some days a hand job under the table just wasn't enough, he'd have to corner him in an office later, or maybe the parking garage, or maybe just right on the goddamn table in front of everyone. Wouldn't that be a surprise? Though it was public knowledge that the Cold War between the two of them had thawed, he was pretty sure none suspected their real relationship now.
Russia was tugging his scarf just a bit farther up on his face, trying to cover the redness that refused to go away, flushed like his cock in America's hand - he twisted his wrist just a bit, difficult at this angle but not impossible and Russia had to cough to hide a moan. America was barely paying attention to the meeting by now, facing forward but watching Russia out of the corner of his eye so intensely that you'd think he was expecting the other to pull a gun on him any second.
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I burst out laughing when America blamed Jesus and still kept going with his hand job! And France's camaraderie was absolutely perfect. Oh god, that has to be the funniest thing I have read in a while.
Thank you.
Just. Thank you so much *wipes tear*
I'm gonna read this again.
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Hello, A!Anon. You are amazing for this fill which made me laugh and love these two even more, which used to be impossible until now.
If you'll excuse me, I'm just going to read this gorgeous work of literature again.
And again. And again. And yes, again.
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To America's consumerist gluttony, it was a motherfucking godsend from the baby Jesus himself, all wrapped up in a nice pretty package as a present for being the most asskicking of all nations. Hallelujah and raise the roof.
If this is how Jesus operates then I may have to reconsider the whole religion thing. I loved everyone's reactions too.
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Just two so far, and one's a Work-In-Progress ... they're both Russia/America. My OTP, let me show you it.
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20706.html?thread=82254818#t82254818 America bitching to Canada about his relationship
http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/20706.html?thread=82882018#t82882018 teacher/student (WIP)
Thank you! And, uh, thank everyone, for the nice words!
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And maybe Italy, he had the Vatican even if that was currently under the control of the Empoperor. Even Darth Vader needed a little nookie from time to time though, considering that resulted in Jedibabies and a whole franchise and he fucking loved Star Wars okay, almost as much as he loved dick, but that was another story for another day.
That line hooked me. Your style is mmmmmm just the right amount of humor.
Loved how nonchalant America was about jerking off Russia.
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Fucking badass fill, author!anon~!
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Oh, and I don't even ship this shit, but you might have just converted me.
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