"“Don’t ask any questions, Git, just help me out of this dress!” Alfred F. Jones had heard some strange pickup lines in his time, but this one took the cake, coming as it did from one Arthur Kirkland who is trying to get out of a wedding dress!
Why is Arthur in a wedding dress? Kiku and Francis...no more needs to be said.
The way Alfred gets Arthur out of the dress is all up to potential filler :3"
Let the Dress Talk! [1/4]
anonymous
December 20 2011, 07:03:17 UTC
[A/N: lol, this prompt has tempted me in a while, so I decided I’ll try filling this. I’m in the mood for crack, though XD I’ll say it first; tbh, I’m not even really humorous to begin with, and my sense of humour is a bit... dull (and forgive me for such a lame title OTL), but I’ve tried my best. :) I hope OP and the others are satisfied with this. Enjoy! :D Oh! I should probably say that in here, America and England had already engaged in an established relationship. So, yeah. :3]
Let the Dress Talk!
As a nation, America had seen things much worse of what a human being could ever imagine. He had witnessed murder, political corruption, countless deaths, and criminals far worse than the Devil itself.
No; he certainly hadn’t expected something of what he would have a thought of when he arrived home after a bad day at the office
( ... )
Let the Dress Talk! [2/4]
anonymous
December 20 2011, 07:15:48 UTC
[Ugh, I hate character limits.]“Japan designed this dress, I’m sure of it,” America slowly smirked, finally realising what actually happened as he remembered his last conversation with the Asian nation, “and I think I said something to him about you actually very suitable for wearing this
( ... )
Let the Dress Talk! [3/4]
anonymous
December 20 2011, 07:18:03 UTC
It took five attempts to get the blasted dress to finally slide pass England’s thighs. Both nations sighed in relief at the moment the dress slipped down smoothly, and England quickly ditched it on the floor.
“Huh,” America raised one eyebrow, his hands resting on England’s now exposed thighs, “I guess...they didn’t provide you with the dress only?” he grinned, his wrists sliding up and down on the stocking England was wearing beneath the length of the skirt. “And...what the hell, panties? France didn’t strip you fully naked, did he
( ... )
Let the Dress Talk! [4/4]
anonymous
December 20 2011, 07:26:20 UTC
- OmakeIt was such a bright day when the nations of the world finally gathered together for an annual meeting, America holding England’s hand tight despite the island nation’s protest. (“Stop it, wanker! You’re going to give them wrong assumptions
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Re: Let the Dress Talk! [4/4]
anonymous
December 29 2011, 05:50:23 UTC
I need to learn to read intros more carefully..:( It was a little confusing at the beginning, because I couldn't figure out til the end that America and England were already in a relationship.
"“Don’t ask any questions, Git, just help me out of this dress!” Alfred F. Jones had heard some strange pickup lines in his time, but this one took the cake, coming as it did from one Arthur Kirkland who is trying to get out of a wedding dress!
Why is Arthur in a wedding dress? Kiku and Francis...no more needs to be said.
The way Alfred gets Arthur out of the dress is all up to potential filler :3"
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I’ll say it first; tbh, I’m not even really humorous to begin with, and my sense of humour is a bit... dull (and forgive me for such a lame title OTL), but I’ve tried my best. :) I hope OP and the others are satisfied with this. Enjoy! :D
Oh! I should probably say that in here, America and England had already engaged in an established relationship. So, yeah. :3]
Let the Dress Talk!
As a nation, America had seen things much worse of what a human being could ever imagine. He had witnessed murder, political corruption, countless deaths, and criminals far worse than the Devil itself.
No; he certainly hadn’t expected something of what he would have a thought of when he arrived home after a bad day at the office ( ... )
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“Huh,” America raised one eyebrow, his hands resting on England’s now exposed thighs, “I guess...they didn’t provide you with the dress only?” he grinned, his wrists sliding up and down on the stocking England was wearing beneath the length of the skirt. “And...what the hell, panties? France didn’t strip you fully naked, did he ( ... )
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Oh well, it was cute, anon!
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