I took it two different ways. One with an actual alien, another with a country.
If you're looking for hot, well-written sex, look elsewhere. I assure you it is not here.
I probably got some facts wrong, too. But it was for the sake of entertainment, and crack I guess. If you like, tell me where I messed up and I'll try to fix it for sometime?
Kindly Fuck Off
anonymous
February 11 2012, 01:37:21 UTC
Tony sat down at the kitchen table with an Egg McMuffing that he'd jacked from some poor, unsuspecting soul. America didn't like it when he used the ship in “populated areas” (he didn't want people to freak out), but Tony had had it in stealth mode, and the guy he took it from had been a limey anyway, so Tony figured it all balanced out.
He reached for The Daily News (to stay moderately informed on the state of affairs in his host country), and the McMuffin. What he got instead, however, was not quite as welcoming.
It was a naturalization form.
Tony looked up to see a grinning America in his face.
“Hey, dude! Yanno how I'm trying to crack down on all those illegal aliens in me?” America's face darkened for a moment, but quickly morphed into a frightening grin. “You're one of them! Don't worry, though, we can fix you up real quick. I've got connections.”
Tony glared at America. And glared. He let himself look dumbfounded for a quick second, and then glared some more.
How America Manages to Top Nearly Everyone
anonymous
February 11 2012, 01:42:45 UTC
Things were getting hot and heavy. The United States and the United Kingdom crashed into the hotel room and landed on the bed, already in a mild state of undress. Both nearly lost in the throes of passion, Arthur managed to gain enough lucidity to rip Alfred's belt off and throw it across the room. As he fumbled for the button on the pants, though, a hand grabbed his.
“Wait!” Alfred looked vaguely panicked (for some dumb reason or another).
“What.” The idiot didn't deserve tonal infliction of any kind. He was busy.
“You've got, uh...you're prepared, right?”
Arthur rolled his eyes and resisted the urge to face-palm. “If by that you mean 'do you have a method of protection”, then yes, I have what you call condoms. Now kindly shut up. You're much more attractive when you're not blabbing.” To make sure Al wouldn't try to speak, he kissed him and hoped that would keep him quiet.
“Good, 'cause I didn't want to get pregnant or somethin'.”
What.
Arthur was beginning to consider a gag, if only for some quiet.
re: I'll say it
anonymous
February 15 2012, 07:46:33 UTC
The original troll!critic was not entirely incorrect. America's characterization is annoying (and I have read a lot of annoying!America stories). And the plot seems senseless and pointless. If the prompt seems pointless and you don't get it, don't follow it blindly, write what makes sense to you.
However, England's bitchiness seems perfectly in character. And I laughed. (I'm easy.)
And whoever made the Total Meltdown Rant reply to troll!critic made a masterpiece of sarcasm. I'm guessing it was you, author!anon. I know it's all gone now, but I felt the need to applaud.
..I still want you to use [Part 21] or whatever part this is, or (1/1), or (oneshot) in your titles, though, because they do read like spam in my mailbox. The additions help identify it from the kinkmeme, so I can delete the real spam more efficiently.
I took it two different ways. One with an actual alien, another with a country.
If you're looking for hot, well-written sex, look elsewhere. I assure you it is not here.
I probably got some facts wrong, too. But it was for the sake of entertainment, and crack I guess. If you like, tell me where I messed up and I'll try to fix it for sometime?
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He reached for The Daily News (to stay moderately informed on the state of affairs in his host country), and the McMuffin. What he got instead, however, was not quite as welcoming.
It was a naturalization form.
Tony looked up to see a grinning America in his face.
“Hey, dude! Yanno how I'm trying to crack down on all those illegal aliens in me?” America's face darkened for a moment, but quickly morphed into a frightening grin. “You're one of them! Don't worry, though, we can fix you up real quick. I've got connections.”
Tony glared at America. And glared. He let himself look dumbfounded for a quick second, and then glared some more.
“But I'm an alien.”
“I know! But once you fill this ( ... )
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“Wait!” Alfred looked vaguely panicked (for some dumb reason or another).
“What.” The idiot didn't deserve tonal infliction of any kind. He was busy.
“You've got, uh...you're prepared, right?”
Arthur rolled his eyes and resisted the urge to face-palm. “If by that you mean 'do you have a method of protection”, then yes, I have what you call condoms. Now kindly shut up. You're much more attractive when you're not blabbing.” To make sure Al wouldn't try to speak, he kissed him and hoped that would keep him quiet.
“Good, 'cause I didn't want to get pregnant or somethin'.”
What.
Arthur was beginning to consider a gag, if only for some quiet.
“Wait!” Fucking hell, now ( ... )
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However, England's bitchiness seems perfectly in character. And I laughed. (I'm easy.)
And whoever made the Total Meltdown Rant reply to troll!critic made a masterpiece of sarcasm. I'm guessing it was you, author!anon. I know it's all gone now, but I felt the need to applaud.
..I still want you to use [Part 21] or whatever part this is, or (1/1), or (oneshot) in your titles, though, because they do read like spam in my mailbox. The additions help identify it from the kinkmeme, so I can delete the real spam more efficiently.
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