Everyone who had any idea nations existed knew that.
They were two very basic facts that, honestly, no one thought very hard about. England represented the United Kingdom at meetings to prevent any shouting matches between their ranks, Wales ran errands and North Ireland did the cleaning and Scotland controlled the amount of alcohol in the house at any time and did the cooking when no one bothered to order-in.
(Ever since Scotland began spending more time with France and Italy, he’d been considered the most knowledgeable about food around the house. While his cooking was a bit bland at times, it was better than a certain other person’s attempts.)
I absolutely cannot understand people who make OCs that are just clones of other characters. It's not an OC if it's not it's own character! Characters are the whole point of stories! (Porn? What's that? ) I actually made character bios to help organize all the brothers. They're filled with little things like Scotland's feminist habits and Wales' John Doe. If you're not making 5 different word docs for one story, you must be doing something wrong! [/bad logic]
Anon totally understands the problem with coherency in 4AM posts and should probably go to bed before she starts making them, too.
USUK Literal 6a/?
anonymous
August 10 2011, 18:58:30 UTC
They left the bedroom for forty minutes. It was originally going to be more like five or ten minutes, to let America catch his breath and recover a bit before the next round, but someone decided a shot of bourbon would perk America up faster. When one glass was poured in the isles’ household, at least three more glasses were poured, and so they all took turns while ten minutes became twenty, became forty
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USUK Literal 6b/7
anonymous
August 10 2011, 19:03:24 UTC
America and Scotland looked back at each other. Then at their respective abs.
“Trade secrets when we’re done?” America said.
Scotland nodded, “Fair idea.” He rearranged himself again and propped himself up to suck at America’s neck.
America tilted his head to give better access and ignored the small biting pain on his collarbone a short while later. He slid his hands up Scotland’s thighs, feeling over the strong muscles and lifting the kilt carefully.
“…no underwear?”
“How much of a true Scotsman do you think I am?”
“Right.America pulled Scotland up and a bit closer, so they pressed against each other, and continued to hike the kilt up until he could comfortably see all of Scotland’s toned ass and thighs while Scotland worked his way down to America’s chest and rolled a perky nipple between his teeth
( ... )
USUK Literal 6c/7
anonymous
August 10 2011, 19:09:42 UTC
Scotland was close enough to America that his features remained quite clear, but the brothers on the other side of the room became rather blurry. Reassured his lacking glasses was not going to impair much at this range, America popped open the bottle of lube. “You stretch yourself or want me to do it
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USUK Literal 6d/7
anonymous
August 10 2011, 19:24:57 UTC
It took them another few moments to move again. When they could, America reached out, fumbling over the edges of the bedside table. He found his glasses a good ways away from where he thought he’d put them. Slipping them back onto his face, he blinked a few times, the world again became clear.
Scotland sat up and stretched, popping his back as though America hadn’t just fucking him into the mattress as hard as he could. The young nation was almost stunned until he noticed a barely concealed wince of pain as Scotland shifted to make room for his last brother. Quite suddenly though, his neutral expression shifted into one of his wide grins.
“Like what ye see?”
America looked up to find England curled into his chair, red faced and with an impressive bulge in his pants.
“Yes, well, no- not like that!” England sputtered and flailed. “I-I just realized never got to see you conquered before
( ... )
USUK Literal 6 A/N
anonymous
August 10 2011, 20:08:58 UTC
LJ hates me. ;;
This is the second to last chapter! The next one finishes it! I’m actually finishing something! YES!
Warning: This A/N is seriously, entirely about Scotland. I like him, but I don't even know how this happened. He's taken over.
Scotland’s age is a guestimation combined with another one of his ‘for teh lulz’ moments. He is definitely around three thousand years old, though it’s up to the personal opinion to say exactly how much. Scotland’s own personal opinion is that when you add ‘and a half’, it sounds like you’re very young asking to be acknowledged as older. He’s a very ancient bastard. Amiright, aru
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Re: USUK Literal 6 A/N
anonymous
August 10 2011, 22:28:18 UTC
Yeah so uh.
Just fyi I haven't touched the kink meme in over a year, and my friend linked me this telling me that your Scotland is amazing and holy shit your Scotland is amazing. He is the biggest troll ever and I love it. Swapping bodybuilding tips during sex what are you even doing.
Being 1/2 Welsh (other half English), I am actually kinda adoring how Wales is presented in this too. He's so squishy and adorable and to be honest has done nothing but sit on his arse or else run about on England's errands for a couple of hundred years. The fact that he has perfected being a complete mindfucker and evil bastard is really funny and also really oddly sexy.
England's interactions with his brothers are hilarious as well. Chugging 5 bottles of port just to talk about them, oh wow England. Also he totally deserved getting decked by Scotty there.
Writer!Anon is flattered
anonymous
August 12 2011, 22:59:08 UTC
Flattered might not be a strong enough work. Your comment has absolutely made my day and every time I reread it, it makes my day all over again.
I've been trying to find a word for Scotland, but you've found it. He is such a troll. Prussia's one of the spamming trolls, but Scotland is a professional troll who knows exactly what he's doing and how to not get banned. I'm kind of VERY INCREDIBLY thrilled that someone from the UK actually approves of my characterization. I was worried that I might've offended someone since my history isn't the best and I'm mostly going off the whole of their timeline that I vaguely know ^^;
Wales is such a devious little sexy thing. He's like a Pichu. That knows Thunder.
I will write moar and it'll be up by next week! And maybe after that I'll end up deanoning on FFnet or something so I can write more with these ridiculous bros :D
Seriously, though. Your comment made my day, and one of my friends actually texted me today to make sure I'd read your comment. I never thought I'd write something to
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Re: USUK Literal 6 A/N
anonymous
August 11 2011, 01:24:29 UTC
OH law. Again, and as always, PRICELESS. :D I just love this to death. Especially fetishist!America (also, he is SO the bottom). He and Scotland comparing abs is totally brilliant. Also, is America running to his boyfriend's aid!
I love how you have all different kinds of sex in here, if you know what I mean. Shy NI, desperate Wales, and "fuck me you bastard" Scotland :) I'm waiting for what I hope will be some real lovemaking from Iggy, perhaps?
USUK Literal 7a/7
anonymous
August 17 2011, 16:07:25 UTC
America was shaking just slightly as he helped England undress, and England laid a hand on his shoulder and told him, “I know you’re tired, it’s fine,” and pulled his pants off on his own. “Lay back
( ... )
USUK Literal 7b/7
anonymous
August 17 2011, 16:12:45 UTC
When his teeth had finally reddened most America’s neck he pulled back to realize, America had unbuttoned his shirt, and now lay open, exposing his chest. The young nation seemed to have recovered once again, as he put a hand on England’s shoulder and slowly turned them over so England was on his back and America on top
( ... )
USUK Literal 7c/7
anonymous
August 17 2011, 16:21:11 UTC
The first thrusts were full and strong, filling England to his core. He threw his arms around America’s shoulders and moaned into his chest, kissing him when the opportunity came. As they went and England grew closer to his limit, he realized that fucking three people was starting to take its toll on America. His thrusts were getting sloppier and slower, his kisses missing more often
( ... )
First fill. I hope I’m doing this right, eheh…
America and England were fucking.
Even their governments knew that.
The United Kingdom was made up of four brothers.
Everyone who had any idea nations existed knew that.
They were two very basic facts that, honestly, no one thought very hard about. England represented the United Kingdom at meetings to prevent any shouting matches between their ranks, Wales ran errands and North Ireland did the cleaning and Scotland controlled the amount of alcohol in the house at any time and did the cooking when no one bothered to order-in.
(Ever since Scotland began spending more time with France and Italy, he’d been considered the most knowledgeable about food around the house. While his cooking was a bit bland at times, it was better than a certain other person’s attempts.)
(Someone once asked how practical it was ( ... )
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I absolutely cannot understand people who make OCs that are just clones of other characters. It's not an OC if it's not it's own character! Characters are the whole point of stories! (Porn? What's that? )
I actually made character bios to help organize all the brothers. They're filled with little things like Scotland's feminist habits and Wales' John Doe. If you're not making 5 different word docs for one story, you must be doing something wrong! [/bad logic]
Anon totally understands the problem with coherency in 4AM posts and should probably go to bed before she starts making them, too.
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Keep up the great work. <3
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“Trade secrets when we’re done?” America said.
Scotland nodded, “Fair idea.” He rearranged himself again and propped himself up to suck at America’s neck.
America tilted his head to give better access and ignored the small biting pain on his collarbone a short while later. He slid his hands up Scotland’s thighs, feeling over the strong muscles and lifting the kilt carefully.
“…no underwear?”
“How much of a true Scotsman do you think I am?”
“Right.America pulled Scotland up and a bit closer, so they pressed against each other, and continued to hike the kilt up until he could comfortably see all of Scotland’s toned ass and thighs while Scotland worked his way down to America’s chest and rolled a perky nipple between his teeth ( ... )
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Scotland sat up and stretched, popping his back as though America hadn’t just fucking him into the mattress as hard as he could. The young nation was almost stunned until he noticed a barely concealed wince of pain as Scotland shifted to make room for his last brother. Quite suddenly though, his neutral expression shifted into one of his wide grins.
“Like what ye see?”
America looked up to find England curled into his chair, red faced and with an impressive bulge in his pants.
“Yes, well, no- not like that!” England sputtered and flailed. “I-I just realized never got to see you conquered before ( ... )
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This is the second to last chapter! The next one finishes it! I’m actually finishing something! YES!
Warning: This A/N is seriously, entirely about Scotland. I like him, but I don't even know how this happened. He's taken over.
Scotland’s age is a guestimation combined with another one of his ‘for teh lulz’ moments. He is definitely around three thousand years old, though it’s up to the personal opinion to say exactly how much. Scotland’s own personal opinion is that when you add ‘and a half’, it sounds like you’re very young asking to be acknowledged as older. He’s a very ancient bastard. Amiright, aru ( ... )
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Far more than I should in fact.
Oh and kudos for Scotland headcanon. They are very close to how I always imagined him.
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Just fyi I haven't touched the kink meme in over a year, and my friend linked me this telling me that your Scotland is amazing and holy shit your Scotland is amazing. He is the biggest troll ever and I love it. Swapping bodybuilding tips during sex what are you even doing.
Being 1/2 Welsh (other half English), I am actually kinda adoring how Wales is presented in this too. He's so squishy and adorable and to be honest has done nothing but sit on his arse or else run about on England's errands for a couple of hundred years. The fact that he has perfected being a complete mindfucker and evil bastard is really funny and also really oddly sexy.
England's interactions with his brothers are hilarious as well. Chugging 5 bottles of port just to talk about them, oh wow England. Also he totally deserved getting decked by Scotty there.
In summary; WRITE MOAR, MOOOOAAAARRRRR.
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I've been trying to find a word for Scotland, but you've found it. He is such a troll. Prussia's one of the spamming trolls, but Scotland is a professional troll who knows exactly what he's doing and how to not get banned. I'm kind of VERY INCREDIBLY thrilled that someone from the UK actually approves of my characterization. I was worried that I might've offended someone since my history isn't the best and I'm mostly going off the whole of their timeline that I vaguely know ^^;
Wales is such a devious little sexy thing. He's like a Pichu. That knows Thunder.
I will write moar and it'll be up by next week! And maybe after that I'll end up deanoning on FFnet or something so I can write more with these ridiculous bros :D
Seriously, though. Your comment made my day, and one of my friends actually texted me today to make sure I'd read your comment. I never thought I'd write something to ( ... )
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I love how you have all different kinds of sex in here, if you know what I mean. Shy NI, desperate Wales, and "fuck me you bastard" Scotland :) I'm waiting for what I hope will be some real lovemaking from Iggy, perhaps?
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