'Seme' Nation: Actually an Uke and Proud of it
anonymous
September 7 2011, 21:47:09 UTC
A group of nations find out that someone they had thought had to be the top during sex (for whatever reason, whatever seme stereotype he fits) is actually a bottom. They try to tease him about this, poking fun at him or maybe inferring things about his masculinity. But it fails. Turns out, the nation doesn't care that people know he's an uke. He likes to bottom, his boyfriend likes to top and they have great sex, what's the problem? He doesn't feel that it says anything about his character, or who he is as a man. Pairings I think could work for this, with the 'seme' nation mentioned second: Austria/Prussia, Italy/Germany, Finland/Sweden, Norway/Denmark, Iceland/Turkey, England/America. I'm very flexible with pairings except I don't like Incest, Genderbends or Russia with any of the Baltics
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XXXbox Live [1/2]
anonymous
September 8 2011, 11:36:10 UTC
I am first anon, hear me roar! …Or not. This has to be the fastest turn around on a fic I've ever had XD
Sorry if some of the Xbox Live stuff is wrong. I have never had much interest, so I asked by little brother, but it's not exactly like I could have him check this for me.
Sometimes Japan found it hard to live in the modern world. Life was so complex with such confusing international relationships and technology expanding so quickly that he could scarcely keep on top of it. He missed the days when he had time to train at a real dojo. It was so much easier to be calm and collected in public when one could go and do battle with a competent opponent in an arena where there was no blood spilled. It allowed him to get out all of his aggression and frustration.
For now, he would just have to wait until the evenings when he returned from work so that he could annihilate all those who dared challenge him in a first-person shooter.
He didn't expect much as he slid out of his suit jacket and turned on his TV. The past few days Prussia had been
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XXXbox Live [2/2]
anonymous
September 8 2011, 11:36:54 UTC
"'S right," America said, "They like to get together on weekends and talk about tea and how they're old and back in the day when they used to be able to wear dresses." Japan shot him too, since he had revealed himself, "aw fuck. Well, I deserved that, didn't I?"
"It was more because of your location than what you said," Japan replied mostly honestly. Although, he would rather that America did not refer to kimonos as "dresses." He was too polite to say so, though.
"Yes, well," Suddenly. Japan was shot from behind, "Guess that makes that fair, huh?"
"Indeed."
Prussia was unfortunately right next to Japan's spawn point and so killed him again, "I am such a bamf, you guys."
"You're a dirty fucking cheat," America said.
Prussia died suddenly, which meant that America had usurped Japan's sniping spot. That needed to be fixed.
"So, yeah," America said, "You wanted deets, right Prussia?"
"Yeah. If you scored that good, you gotta tell your bros, right?"
"Okay."
Japan sighed. Why was America going along with this idiocy? Oh wait, it was because he was
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Oh god, what is this little masterpiece? XDDD I think you picked the best setting ever for this, because these characters were perfect for this conversation. I mean, Prussia's reaction sets America up perfectly for that last line, and Prussia even manages not to be offensive because he's just so damn in-character. (LOL @ Prussia taking a whole paragraph to figure out that America is the one being fucked. I think you broke his worldview a little, A!A.)
And choosing Japan's POV in that setting is really smart, because we get to actually see what he thinks for once. (Switzerland would be so proud he'd forget to be cranky for a day!) I really like how he's not completely comfortable with the modern world and seems like he's going to be a prude, but he's really just uncomfortable with sitting through Prussia calling England a slut. It's nice to see him both a little old-fashioned but actually mature about sex. Okay, so the fact that they couldn't see him helped. Also, being a little bit of a fanboy. LOL... Yeah, England would
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Re: Not!OP
anonymous
September 8 2011, 11:57:13 UTC
Also, yay for America being more embarrassed about the unicorns and fairies than what they're talking about. Actually, it's probably more about whatever dirty talk was going on, but still!
Aw, thanks <3 Well, considering how many fills I do and how quickly I deanon there are easy ways to check XD There are very few fics I'm too ashamed of to post all over the internet like a missing cat poster
OP: Re: XXXbox Live [2/2]
anonymous
September 8 2011, 15:13:22 UTC
YAY! I loved America's characterization in this. Not nearly as much of a jerk as others write him as. And that Pirate England sex was so hot, even though we didn't actually see it. America's having great sex, what's to be embarassed about? :) Needless to say I am a very happy OP.
Re: XXXbox Live [2/2]
anonymous
September 8 2011, 18:45:07 UTC
Oh god, I don't even know which character to love more. Oh America and Japan, why so amazing? You're amazing, author!anon. I love England and Japan as perverted tea-drinking old men; and I love Prussia, America, and Japan as gamer bros. I have a good/terrible feeling that they all secretly have or had disturbingly over-powered characters in their favorite MMORPG somewhere. <3
Re: XXXbox Live [2/2]
anonymous
September 10 2011, 14:37:41 UTC
This is just pure perfection; I adore the little dynamic. It all seems so real. Thank fuck people still write the Hetalia blokes as actually guy-ish guys, it's hard to find that nowadays. :]
Brain Breakage [1/2]
anonymous
September 8 2011, 17:05:16 UTC
I couldn't resist, I just couldn't. Plus I'm a sucker for ItaGer (more so then I am for GerIta) Gilbert loved going into Ludwig's room, there was always something to 'borrow' or mess with. Like that time Alfred gave Ludwig one of those kick ass lava lamp things as a joke, it was now in Gilbert's room in his closet which now contained a black light, strobe light, and one of those electric ball things and a neon sign that says 'BEER' in red writing
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I should be back with a UKUS fill (because I'm predictable)
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I am first anon, hear me roar! …Or not. This has to be the fastest turn around on a fic I've ever had XD
Sorry if some of the Xbox Live stuff is wrong. I have never had much interest, so I asked by little brother, but it's not exactly like I could have him check this for me.
Sometimes Japan found it hard to live in the modern world. Life was so complex with such confusing international relationships and technology expanding so quickly that he could scarcely keep on top of it. He missed the days when he had time to train at a real dojo. It was so much easier to be calm and collected in public when one could go and do battle with a competent opponent in an arena where there was no blood spilled. It allowed him to get out all of his aggression and frustration.
For now, he would just have to wait until the evenings when he returned from work so that he could annihilate all those who dared challenge him in a first-person shooter.
He didn't expect much as he slid out of his suit jacket and turned on his TV. The past few days Prussia had been ( ... )
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"'S right," America said, "They like to get together on weekends and talk about tea and how they're old and back in the day when they used to be able to wear dresses." Japan shot him too, since he had revealed himself, "aw fuck. Well, I deserved that, didn't I?"
"It was more because of your location than what you said," Japan replied mostly honestly. Although, he would rather that America did not refer to kimonos as "dresses." He was too polite to say so, though.
"Yes, well," Suddenly. Japan was shot from behind, "Guess that makes that fair, huh?"
"Indeed."
Prussia was unfortunately right next to Japan's spawn point and so killed him again, "I am such a bamf, you guys."
"You're a dirty fucking cheat," America said.
Prussia died suddenly, which meant that America had usurped Japan's sniping spot. That needed to be fixed.
"So, yeah," America said, "You wanted deets, right Prussia?"
"Yeah. If you scored that good, you gotta tell your bros, right?"
"Okay."
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And choosing Japan's POV in that setting is really smart, because we get to actually see what he thinks for once. (Switzerland would be so proud he'd forget to be cranky for a day!) I really like how he's not completely comfortable with the modern world and seems like he's going to be a prude, but he's really just uncomfortable with sitting through Prussia calling England a slut. It's nice to see him both a little old-fashioned but actually mature about sex. Okay, so the fact that they couldn't see him helped. Also, being a little bit of a fanboy. LOL... Yeah, England would ( ... )
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I mean, thank you very much, citizen.
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<3
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