Hetalia kink meme part 23

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China curbstomps Dark!Japan/England/Russia.

[anonymous]

China has four thousand years of battle experience and the ability to headbutt through a brick wall. While it wouldn't be impossible to take him down with physical force, it would probably be much harder than fic tends to portray it. Evil version of Japan, England or Russia would work best for this; the Dark!character tries to rape China while totally underestimating him, and gets his ass handed to him in a ridiculously impressive manner. Please DON'T involve any real events from any real wars, as I don't want to disrespect the dead by using them for cheap comedy - just have them run into each other.

Bonus; the attacker's Good!counterpart shows up and apologises for their Dark!side being stupid.

(Yeah, heavily inspired by one of the FCGB parodies.)

Alternate take: a more serious version in which he ultimately loses but his opponent is not left all that much healthier than China is. Let him give a good account of himself!