Limerick for you :3
anonymous
March 27 2009, 00:34:44 UTC
There once was an uke in need But Greece was worried the cats might see. Japan didn't care So he forced him right there. The cats admired the bold deed.
Bring it! It's time for numbah 4.
anonymous
March 28 2009, 01:42:59 UTC
Staring cats with soft sleek fur They all looked on with a purr "Japan, not now, please." But the man said "no" and took took him in with ease. Greece couldn't help but concur.
And then brought back
anonymous
March 28 2009, 06:24:19 UTC
Naughty watching eyes In shadows they disguised Quite like ninja's of Japan Who Greece wouldn't lend a hand Even when the offer was sex under bright blue skies.
And smth witty. Yours made me giggle. <3
anonymous
March 28 2009, 18:12:15 UTC
Having Japan was always a trip But Greece couldn't give his cats the slip He said: Japan, no, Japan wondered: Why, though? The cats had lined up with bowls of cat nip.
Furniture Shopping (or, Lets Buy A Bed That Doesn't Smell Like Cat Piss, Srsly)
anonymous
March 29 2009, 16:31:54 UTC
Japan would rather be bottomin' But Greece has cats, a lot of them Turkey watched them, appalled, then grinning he drawled: "Y'should get ya self an Ottoman."
Japan been a needy little uke XD and Greece: "But the kitties might see..."
DO IT ANON!!!!
WE LACK THIS PAIRING SO MUCH!!! T.T
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But Greece was worried the cats might see.
Japan didn't care
So he forced him right there.
The cats admired the bold deed.
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She couldn't believe what she saw
Her owner was nude
And screwing some dude
She batted his butt with her paw
it's a limmerick off. everyone's invited
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No time for grammar; he was greedy
for a big fat Greek
spinning his leek.
"But the cats," Greece moaned, "They might see me!"
So I heard there was a limerick-off? Bring it, fools.
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There once was a man named Japan
He dated a hunky Greek man
But the man had a cat
It watched him like a rat
So no private time for Japan!
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They all looked on with a purr
"Japan, not now, please."
But the man said "no" and took took him in with ease.
Greece couldn't help but concur.
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To let Japan dock in his bay
He almost was in
When there was a din
And that fucking cat got in the way
BONUS HAIKU
Cat meows softly
Japan is angry
They can't fuck
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In shadows they disguised
Quite like ninja's of Japan
Who Greece wouldn't lend a hand
Even when the offer was sex under bright blue skies.
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are so sweet, so sexy and stirring.
he spanked Japan's ass
and noticed, alas,
it wasn't Japan who was purring!
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But Greece couldn't give his cats the slip
He said: Japan, no,
Japan wondered: Why, though?
The cats had lined up with bowls of cat nip.
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But Greece has cats, a lot of them
Turkey watched them, appalled,
then grinning he drawled:
"Y'should get ya self an Ottoman."
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recaptcha: his meek?
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