Alfred shows Yao just why China should allow its citizens the freedom of access for the internet. How? By showing him porn, of course! Bonus if they end up mimicking a situation in one of the pornos.
I know that pornography isn't the only thing addressed in the Internet Censorship in China, but c'mon...
"You need to tell your leaders to stop censoring the Internet!"
China sighed and rubbed at his temples. He never really liked having other nations visit him. Every time something big event came along, he'd have to work his butt off to impress everyone, because it wouldn't do to show anything but your best side to your guests. As it was, he was already dealing with the foreign press at the Olympics, and some local journalist going on about milk powder. He didn't need that loud-mouthed, obnoxious America badgering him about the internet, of all things
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anonymous
February 12 2009, 18:43:15 UTC
The problem with China, America had decided, was that the older nation needed to get laid. Hard. The poor guy probably hadn't been laid for years, ever since that disaster with Russia, and Russia probably hadn't been a good lay either. After all, he was Russia. And, in lieu of a good lay (which could be hard to find if you weren't America), perhaps all China needed was a good dose of porn
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So here he had America naked on a hotel bed, studying the video on the laptop screen intently. He wasn't going to let the younger nation sully his bed, after all. And things were going to get very dirty, very fast.
Just because he'd banned porn didn't mean that he was completely ignorant of sexual matters. For goodness' sake, he was romping around with various nations since way before America was even conceived of, and if he said that it was impossible, it was impossibly.
But some kids just couldn't be taught with words. America insisted. America insisted, so he felt fully justified in what he was about to do
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"Ok, now, you just spit on your hand and lube your dingdong up with it and it should go right i..." Cannot stop loling at this line. Oh ho, immaturity.
Oh geeze, I totally forgot about this prompt of mine until today. This was amazing and awesome, Writernon. I love how pissy you made Yao and how 'oh ho-hum' he was when it came to the actual sex. XD
Alfred shows Yao just why China should allow its citizens the freedom of access for the internet. How? By showing him porn, of course! Bonus if they end up mimicking a situation in one of the pornos.
I know that pornography isn't the only thing addressed in the Internet Censorship in China, but c'mon...
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China sighed and rubbed at his temples. He never really liked having other nations visit him. Every time something big event came along, he'd have to work his butt off to impress everyone, because it wouldn't do to show anything but your best side to your guests. As it was, he was already dealing with the foreign press at the Olympics, and some local journalist going on about milk powder. He didn't need that loud-mouthed, obnoxious America badgering him about the internet, of all things ( ... )
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Just because he'd banned porn didn't mean that he was completely ignorant of sexual matters. For goodness' sake, he was romping around with various nations since way before America was even conceived of, and if he said that it was impossible, it was impossibly.
But some kids just couldn't be taught with words. America insisted. America insisted, so he felt fully justified in what he was about to do ( ... )
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Great Firewall of China. That was excellent! XDDD
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Awesome job WriterAnon! You had me at melamine but this line did it for me.
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THIS WAS SO PERFECT FFF.
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Let's see... it really is called the Great Firewall of China, at least, when I was living there.
Was kinda tired of seeing China being bullied, in canon and in fic, so...
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I died at the lube your dingdong up part, omg.
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Oh China, you SEXY muthafcka.
Thanks anon!
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