THIS REQUEST WAS TOO PRECIOUS TO IGNORE I HOPE I CAN PLEASE YOU ANON
& a few notes: - Takes place pre-BC. - They are alliance (even though I'm 100% FTH!, Pallies are funnier than Shammies imo. Also - Horde didn't have BE's to make fun of yet). - They are fighting C'thun. - Who's who should be obvious from the character names (I hope?). - There is no vent because THAT WOULDN'T BE ANY FUN NOW WOULD IT? - This ended up being longer than I intended lmao. - I enjoy abusing italics. -----------
It was Saturday night: clubs were open, parties were being held, friends were meeting with friends and human beings in general were frolicking about, laughing and drinking and procreating much like they did every weekend.
America, however, was not amongst them. No, this night he sat alone in his office staring at his computer screen, his face a mixture of frustration and bewilderment. He could not for the life of him understand what had been so difficult to understand about his instructions. Be there at 7:00PM. Invites at 7:05 sharp, first pull at
( ... )
Wailing Caverns? What the hell was he doing in Wailing Caverns?
America decided he'd rather not think about it.
Quickly skimming over the rest of the list it at least looked like people were making an effort to get there on time with most of them located in zones within the general vicinity of Silithus with the exception of the few who were still offline
( ... )
The one thing he had that angered America most, though, was the Tank.
He had the fucking Battle Tank.
This was America's guild. It was through his efforts that it came to be and continued to do so. He lead the raids, made sure everyone did their damn jobs correctly and were actually online long enough to finish a single run. Yet still, the spoils of war went to someone else simply because they had the man power
( ... )
With that they began to move. After the long run to the Twin Emperors' room the trash clearing began (once Russia finally returned from being AFK, still not having said a word) and boy was that a treat. It always was though, wasn't it?
Oh, hey, this is going pretty well. Wait, nevermind. The tank died because the healers weren't paying attention. Someone's going to pick it up, right? Guess not, considering the Rogues are now mind controlled and raining down a severe beating on the healers. We can still pull through though, there are enough people alive to-scratch that, half the DPS just got cleaved to death. It's a wipe. Again.
America tried to remain optimistic about the situation (the fact that they were somehow the best guild on their server had to count for something, right?), but as he glanced at the in-game clock and noticed it was now some time past 10PM and they were only just getting to C'thun's room his heart sank. This probably wouldn't end well
( ... )
THIS IS AMAZING AND HILARIOUS. I've yet to play WoW but I love how you well you can characterise them with just chatspeak. And their screennames! Eagerly awaiting the next part, Anon-author~
OMFG I LOVE YOU FOREVER, ANON <33333333333333333333
YESYESYESYES Alfred definitely has to lead the raid xDDDD (and much fail too, poor him *pats Alfred*) AND OMG RUSSIA AS A GNOME. I PLAN THAT IN MY FIC TOO. HE HAS TO CHOOSE A GNOME It's amusingly sick xD;;;; (he's a lock in my not-even-half-done fic though... )
OMG N.Italy ILU. AND SCREEN NAMES *dies happily* PRUSSIA'S LOLOLOL and Sweden & Finland's OTZ Sealand is there too!!!!!!!!111
I AM BABBLING TOO MUCH.
OP GIVES YOU THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF NETS, ANON WRITER <33333333333333
This was amazing. You've pretty much captured the essence of WoW in this. <3
I think the part I loved the most was seeing the capslock WASD-spam coming from US - keyboard-turner, much? And where the hell does Russia keep afk-ing to?
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OH JESUS CHRIST.
ONE QUESTION. THE (dirty Alliance) PRIEST IN ME FEELS COMPELLED TO ASK WHO MH IS.
By the way. I am in love with you. Sorry about that.
I laughed so hard. Oh China. America is so perfect as one of those srs bzns asses. And Canada! Ignored and hilarious! Love it. Great, geeky stuff anon!
I feel a bit stupid asking, because it's probably obvious to everyone else, but who are Teammom and Supman supposed to be?
Countries playing World of Warcraft
With personal preference of Canada and USA, but I totally don't mind whoever writer/artist chooses. Cracky character name, Y/Y?
Bonus for in-game usage of WoW-only terms, or L337 speak.
Double Bonus for massive raiding session! [10-man/25-man/40-man raid, anyone? xD]
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I HOPE I CAN PLEASE YOU ANON
& a few notes:
- Takes place pre-BC.
- They are alliance (even though I'm 100% FTH!, Pallies are funnier than Shammies imo. Also - Horde didn't have BE's to make fun of yet).
- They are fighting C'thun.
- Who's who should be obvious from the character names (I hope?).
- There is no vent because THAT WOULDN'T BE ANY FUN NOW WOULD IT?
- This ended up being longer than I intended lmao.
- I enjoy abusing italics.
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It was Saturday night: clubs were open, parties were being held, friends were meeting with friends and human beings in general were frolicking about, laughing and drinking and procreating much like they did every weekend.
America, however, was not amongst them. No, this night he sat alone in his office staring at his computer screen, his face a mixture of frustration and bewilderment. He could not for the life of him understand what had been so difficult to understand about his instructions. Be there at 7:00PM. Invites at 7:05 sharp, first pull at ( ... )
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America decided he'd rather not think about it.
Quickly skimming over the rest of the list it at least looked like people were making an effort to get there on time with most of them located in zones within the general vicinity of Silithus with the exception of the few who were still offline ( ... )
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He had the fucking Battle Tank.
This was America's guild. It was through his efforts that it came to be and continued to do so. He lead the raids, made sure everyone did their damn jobs correctly and were actually online long enough to finish a single run. Yet still, the spoils of war went to someone else simply because they had the man power ( ... )
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Oh, hey, this is going pretty well. Wait, nevermind. The tank died because the healers weren't paying attention. Someone's going to pick it up, right? Guess not, considering the Rogues are now mind controlled and raining down a severe beating on the healers. We can still pull through though, there are enough people alive to-scratch that, half the DPS just got cleaved to death. It's a wipe. Again.
America tried to remain optimistic about the situation (the fact that they were somehow the best guild on their server had to count for something, right?), but as he glanced at the in-game clock and noticed it was now some time past 10PM and they were only just getting to C'thun's room his heart sank. This probably wouldn't end well ( ... )
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THIS IS AMAZING AND HILARIOUS. I've yet to play WoW but I love how you well you can characterise them with just chatspeak. And their screennames! Eagerly awaiting the next part, Anon-author~
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I love you, author!anon. You are doing a very good job!
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YESYESYESYES Alfred definitely has to lead the raid xDDDD (and much fail too, poor him *pats Alfred*)
AND OMG RUSSIA AS A GNOME. I PLAN THAT IN MY FIC TOO. HE HAS TO CHOOSE A GNOME It's amusingly sick xD;;;; (he's a lock in my not-even-half-done fic though... )
OMG N.Italy ILU. AND SCREEN NAMES *dies happily* PRUSSIA'S LOLOLOL and Sweden & Finland's OTZ Sealand is there too!!!!!!!!111
I AM BABBLING TOO MUCH.
OP GIVES YOU THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF NETS, ANON WRITER <33333333333333
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I think the part I loved the most was seeing the capslock WASD-spam coming from US - keyboard-turner, much? And where the hell does Russia keep afk-ing to?
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Ffff.
I want you anon.
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OH JESUS CHRIST.
ONE QUESTION. THE (dirty Alliance) PRIEST IN ME FEELS COMPELLED TO ASK WHO MH IS.
By the way. I am in love with you. Sorry about that.
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I laughed so hard. Oh China. America is so perfect as one of those srs bzns asses. And Canada! Ignored and hilarious! Love it. Great, geeky stuff anon!
I feel a bit stupid asking, because it's probably obvious to everyone else, but who are Teammom and Supman supposed to be?
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I am so happy everyone enjoys it so far! I had a lot of fun writing it.
As for who those two are, Teammom is Ukraine (because of TVtropes) and Supman is Turkey because it was the first thing I thought of LOL
I don't think it's that obvious either so don't feel bad! :)
and for the person who asked where russia keeps going..... perhaps we will find out soon, yes? ;D
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