Bed of Guns, Not Roses [1/1]
anonymous
January 30 2009, 23:46:39 UTC
Anon! is in no ways well-versed with the technical specs of Russia's exports to China. All armaments/hardware mentioned in the fic were chosen semi-arbitrarily. Also, apologies if anything reads awkwardly--anon is running on a sleep-deficit while writing this.
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China stirs to the unmistakable muzzle of a Kord machine gun digging into the small of his back. Or what he could have sworn was a Kord until he actually reaches around with every righteous intention to remove the offending object from the vicinity of his person, only to come into contact with what was unmistakably not a firearm of any kind. (Not the conventional kind, anyway.)
An almost imperceptible intake of breath from behind accompanies China's rude awakening. The Asian nation retracts his hand hurriedly, cursing and willing his bedmate to just go back to sleep. No such luck
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Re: Bed of Guns, Not Roses [1/1]
anonymous
January 31 2009, 17:34:09 UTC
Anon was a little hesitant with picking up this request since innuendo is her forte and the prompt deserved so much more than that. Thank you for approving though!
Re: Bed of Guns, Not Roses [1/1]
anonymous
January 31 2009, 17:44:47 UTC
Damn this was cool -- and totally different to anything I could have come up with for this prompt. I love the image of them rolling around on a big bed of weapons!
Ivan's, heh, weapon being mistaken for the Tsar Cannon absolutely made my day ♥
Re: Bed of Guns, Not Roses [1/1]
anonymous
January 31 2009, 18:34:52 UTC
"Ivan's, heh, weapon being mistaken for the Tsar Cannon absolutely made my day"
This. Totally. It would never have occurred to me to take this prompt so, uh, literally. XD So much mileage out of how surreal and funny that image is!
Re: Bed of Guns, Not Roses [1/1]
anonymous
February 1 2009, 06:22:37 UTC
OMG out of ALL THE DAYS (TWO DAYS DAMMIT) I don't check this some anon writes this. OH GAWD ANON I EFFIN LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE MY FIRST BORN!
asdfjdfhsjfd The WEAPONS. YOU. ARE. LOVE. I mean that was so original and well written and YAO AND IVAN WERE PERFECT and g-guh. You researched so much! A-AND THE TSAR CANON - 5.3. OHO~ Watch out Gilbo!
So uh yeah INCOHERENT OP IS INCOHERENT. ._. I-ILU so much anon! IT WAS AWESOME.
EDIT: I-I uhm...accidentally pressed 'post a new comment' instead of reply. (-IT'S SOMETHINGSOMETHING IN THE MORNING. BLAME THAT. D:)
...This request is for rubashov, for making the comment, and trophycollector, for prompting forcing me to post this request. (JK love you too)
REQUEST: USE THIS QUOTE:
"The Chinese and Russians are like long-term lovers who are thinking, 'Shall we continue to share this bed?'"
From this link: http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/03/02/asia/arms.php
IF ANYONE DOES THIS REQUEST, YOU GET MY FIRSTBORN <33333333
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China stirs to the unmistakable muzzle of a Kord machine gun digging into the small of his back. Or what he could have sworn was a Kord until he actually reaches around with every righteous intention to remove the offending object from the vicinity of his person, only to come into contact with what was unmistakably not a firearm of any kind. (Not the conventional kind, anyway.)
An almost imperceptible intake of breath from behind accompanies China's rude awakening. The Asian nation retracts his hand hurriedly, cursing and willing his bedmate to just go back to sleep. No such luck ( ... )
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And very clever too. Well researched. *gives stamp of approval*
Nice to see allegorical stuff on the kink meme. With a bit of innuendo too. :D
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Ivan's, heh, weapon being mistaken for the Tsar Cannon absolutely made my day ♥
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This. Totally. It would never have occurred to me to take this prompt so, uh, literally. XD So much mileage out of how surreal and funny that image is!
Thank you, writer!anon!
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Welcome!
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asdfjdfhsjfd The WEAPONS. YOU. ARE. LOVE. I mean that was so original and well written and YAO AND IVAN WERE PERFECT and g-guh. You researched so much! A-AND THE TSAR CANON - 5.3. OHO~ Watch out Gilbo!
So uh yeah INCOHERENT OP IS INCOHERENT. ._. I-ILU so much anon! IT WAS AWESOME.
EDIT: I-I uhm...accidentally pressed 'post a new comment' instead of reply. (-IT'S SOMETHINGSOMETHING IN THE MORNING. BLAME THAT. D:)
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