Russia %^&* You Pt.1
anonymous
January 30 2009, 17:36:41 UTC
Teeth gnashing, Alfred F. Jones, aka. United States of America, hugged himself in an attempt to ward off the chill of January winter air in Moscow, Russia's house.
"Th-th-th-the h-hell is wrong with you, Braginsky! C-can't you raise the thermostat for your guest?" He shivered uncontrollably. He admitted to himself (and not to anybody else, mind you), that it was indeed, a huge mistake to go for an important holiday economic visit to Russia at this time of the year with only one thick coat. He should have worn two! Or even three!
Blame Canada! For convincing him that Moscow is really, a very nice place to spend your New Year holiday for a couple of days before heading off to Europe and the Scandinavian countries. Ivan Braginsky, Russia himself, can even bring you around for a short tour in the capital city, Canada had said excitedly. Imitating England in his mind, he exclaimed 'Bollocks!!!'. He then proceeded to promise himself to choke slam his brother the next time they meet again, given that he can survive the stupid Russian
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Russia %^&* You Pt.2
anonymous
January 30 2009, 17:40:43 UTC
"I don't like your words, Alfred." Russia's face still held that artificial smile. "Maybe I should remind you of your position right now?" That smile always did its job to make America's stomach churn in an unpleasant way
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Alfred says "Fuck you, Ivan."
but... in soviet Russia, IVAN FUCKS YOU
sex ensues.
do it and I promise you win 100 internets.
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I'll try to finish tonight.
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"Th-th-th-the h-hell is wrong with you, Braginsky! C-can't you raise the thermostat for your guest?" He shivered uncontrollably. He admitted to himself (and not to anybody else, mind you), that it was indeed, a huge mistake to go for an important holiday economic visit to Russia at this time of the year with only one thick coat. He should have worn two! Or even three!
Blame Canada! For convincing him that Moscow is really, a very nice place to spend your New Year holiday for a couple of days before heading off to Europe and the Scandinavian countries. Ivan Braginsky, Russia himself, can even bring you around for a short tour in the capital city, Canada had said excitedly. Imitating England in his mind, he exclaimed 'Bollocks!!!'. He then proceeded to promise himself to choke slam his brother the next time they meet again, given that he can survive the stupid Russian ( ... )
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This anon have been bed-ridden for the past 2 days...OTL
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and give you 100 internets plus the promise of my firstborn.
<3
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This is such a fucking good kink meme, I suggest more people post for the same.
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