Canada/Cuba, blowjobs. Inspired by the Russell Peters line, "Nothing like sticking a big fat Cuban in your mouth. Sometimes I even have a cigar, you know?"
Anon will give you ten kinds of love if Cuba is all "do not want" at the beginning before really getting into it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW 1/??
anonymous
March 6 2009, 07:05:37 UTC
Canada and Cuba, fuck yeah! Sorry OP, i kinda included the kink i've been wanting to request, too (them getting stoned). Oh well, getting stoned is a perfect excuse for blowjobs, amirite
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Re: IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW 2/??
anonymous
March 6 2009, 07:09:27 UTC
Cuba shifted uncomfortably.
“Hey are you listening?” Canada huffed, inching closer. “This is really important!”
“Y-yea I know, that really sucks, pipo.” Sucks…aaargh!
“So I…I forgot what I was saying. Hey, can I try some of yours?” Cuba stiffened. Canada was suddenly leaning over his lap in order to reach the ice cream in Cuba’s left hand. “This has cookie dough innit right?” Oh god, now Canada had braced his hand on Cuba’s leg as he fished around in the container with his spoon. “Did you eat all the good bits?” Cuba knew he should just hand Canada the fucking ice cream, but his limbs were frozen for some reason. And Canada, totally oblivious, was so close that his blonde hair was brushing against Cuba’s cheek. Cuba inhaled shakily. Coño…does he use maple syrup-scented shampoo?!Then, when Cuba was sure the situation couldn’t get any more awkward, something very cold hit his crotch. Canada had dropped his spoonful of ice cream
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Re: IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW 2/??
anonymous
March 8 2009, 06:12:19 UTC
OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! That's really hot and hilarious too--the fact that thry're both high for some reaosn makes it better, I love Cuba's way of thinking in here!
Re: IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW 3/??
anonymous
March 9 2009, 05:07:23 UTC
“Jesus, Canada!” Cuba yelped, head snapping back.
“Mmm,” replied Canada, suckling teasingly instead of just taking the whole damn thing into his mouth.
“S-stop…we can’t-“ Canada flicked his tongue over the slit of Cuba’s cock, and it almost gave Cuba a heart attack. “-tttoohh putito..”
Cuba could have sworn Canada smirked at him before opening his mouth to lap sloppily at Cuba’s erection, humming with pleasure as if he were simply enjoying some more ice cream. The sight made Cuba harder than he’d ever been in his life, probably-he wished he could grab Canada’s head and fuck that evil mouth already, but presently he was still gripping the couch cushions with white knuckles, and he was afraid that if he let go, he’d explode.
The drop of precum that had welled at the tip of Cuba’s cock blossomed over Canada’s lips as he brushed them oh-so-delicately over... His eyes were closed contentedly, long blonde eyelashes fluttering as he moved, and his cheeks were pink and it should be a fucking crime for him to look so damn beautiful right
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Re: IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW 3/??
anonymous
March 9 2009, 05:11:44 UTC
“Like this,” Canada explained, straddling Cuba and bucking against him, and as soon as Cuba felt their erections rub together, he understood what Canada was getting at. Blowjobs were awesome, but this was possibly better, because now Cuba could hold Canada-grab that skinny waist and pull him close-and see his face properly, feel him, slick and hot and squirming. And, most importantly, now he could lean in and lick that stupid smear of chocolate away from the corner of Canada’s mouth
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Re: IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW 3/??
anonymous
March 9 2009, 06:14:26 UTC
Okay, I think THIS HAS GOT OT BE THE AWESOMEST FIC I'VE EVER READ ON THIS PART OF THE KINK MEME!!!! I'm not kidding, it was gold! You rock writer!anon, you rock!!
Now I'm a Cuba/canda shipper!!! Thank you for enlightening me with the awesonness of this pairing!
Re: IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW 3/??
anonymous
January 26 2011, 20:58:50 UTC
Ahahahaha that last line made me fall out of my chair laughing! It's so damn cute when those guys are high! And of course the blowjob was really sexy. And Cuba's straight guy thought processes were funny. I love this pair and they don't get enough awesome fics like this. Favorited forever!!
Anon will give you ten kinds of love if Cuba is all "do not want" at the beginning before really getting into it.
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“Hey are you listening?” Canada huffed, inching closer. “This is really important!”
“Y-yea I know, that really sucks, pipo.” Sucks…aaargh!
“So I…I forgot what I was saying. Hey, can I try some of yours?” Cuba stiffened. Canada was suddenly leaning over his lap in order to reach the ice cream in Cuba’s left hand. “This has cookie dough innit right?” Oh god, now Canada had braced his hand on Cuba’s leg as he fished around in the container with his spoon. “Did you eat all the good bits?” Cuba knew he should just hand Canada the fucking ice cream, but his limbs were frozen for some reason. And Canada, totally oblivious, was so close that his blonde hair was brushing against Cuba’s cheek. Cuba inhaled shakily. Coño…does he use maple syrup-scented shampoo?!Then, when Cuba was sure the situation couldn’t get any more awkward, something very cold hit his crotch. Canada had dropped his spoonful of ice cream ( ... )
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I am le watching this intently.
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Can I bribe you with weed?
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I'll patiently wait for you!!!
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lolcaptcha: **) Fueherer
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“Mmm,” replied Canada, suckling teasingly instead of just taking the whole damn thing into his mouth.
“S-stop…we can’t-“ Canada flicked his tongue over the slit of Cuba’s cock, and it almost gave Cuba a heart attack. “-tttoohh putito..”
Cuba could have sworn Canada smirked at him before opening his mouth to lap sloppily at Cuba’s erection, humming with pleasure as if he were simply enjoying some more ice cream. The sight made Cuba harder than he’d ever been in his life, probably-he wished he could grab Canada’s head and fuck that evil mouth already, but presently he was still gripping the couch cushions with white knuckles, and he was afraid that if he let go, he’d explode.
The drop of precum that had welled at the tip of Cuba’s cock blossomed over Canada’s lips as he brushed them oh-so-delicately over... His eyes were closed contentedly, long blonde eyelashes fluttering as he moved, and his cheeks were pink and it should be a fucking crime for him to look so damn beautiful right ( ... )
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Now I'm a Cuba/canda shipper!!! Thank you for enlightening me with the awesonness of this pairing!
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ILU~
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I fucking love this pairing, it has so much potential to piss Al off
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(reCaptcha: States dustbins. Ohoho.)
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