US/UK/US, embarrassed!Alfred: UK telling a bunch of really embarrassing stories about America when he was a kid. OP only wants humor and a humiliated US, but if anon can fit smut in there, that would be just fine. ; ) Bonus if you fit Canada in there.
A Few Drinks
anonymous
March 25 2009, 15:45:42 UTC
The bartender always knew it would be an interesting night whenever those two came in. Coming in, they seemed normal enough; two young guys roughly the same age, military or government employees from the looks of them and the threads of their conversations. There was also a strange tension between them that betrayed what he suspected to be homosexual feelings between them, but he still wasn't sure if they were actually a gay couple or just really repressed. He had long since decided it was better not to ask, because, well, after a few drinks, the British one started getting a little odd, even for a drunk
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Bonus if you fit Canada in there.
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Poor, poor Al >>;;;
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Thanks for filling!
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