This is the right meme, yes?
anonymous
March 19 2009, 15:05:30 UTC
Poland/Lithuania-HATESEX
Forget all their IRL joint projects and 'strategic partnership'. Forget that they are canon roomies. THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
Give me some good old-fashioned, hate-fueled, explicit sex. Completely consensual. I don't care who tops. In fact, I'd love it if they both top. Do not bring up Russia. Present-day setting is a must.
Lithuania/Poland, hatesex [1/?]
anonymous
March 30 2009, 09:00:40 UTC
Sooo, let me say a few words?
Firstly, I’m one of that silly persons who love this pairing in a really sweet, fluffy and all lovey-dovey way. And I hate how painfully historically wrong it is, because it really pains me. But I am aware that relationship between Poland and Lithuania is one of the most inaccurate things in Hetalia.
I decided to try to write this. Hope it doesn’t suck too much as it's not entirely how this pairing works for me ;__;
And secondly - I’m SO SORRY, Anon, but I didn’t manage not to mention Russia ;___; But… it’s just one little time?
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Lithuania couldn’t remember how it had started. He just knew he had been frustrated, nervous and angry, and as always he tried to stifle these feelings, to be calm, composed. But Poland, oh Poland always, always knew how to push his buttons, how to make him do something he wouldn’t normally even think of doing - and in the end it didn’t even matter what the other had said to make him that pissed off. Maybe something about partitions of Poland - like he was some kind of
( ... )
Lithuania/Poland, hatesex [2/?]
anonymous
March 30 2009, 09:06:26 UTC
It was the last straw. Without a cry or any other sound - because this anger, this impossibly anger was just inside him - he launched at Poland and soon they found themselves on the floor, his hands buried in green shirt and Poland’s fingers once again around his wrists.
‘What, isn’t it like, true?’
Lithuania clenched his teeth and pressed Poland harder to the floor, their faces dangerously close now.
‘Your oh so generous offer to help,’ made so long ago, a lifetime ago, ‘doesn’t mean that you’ve been ever stronger than me and you know it,’ he said with voice too calm for the storm that was going on inside him. ‘And besides,’ he licked his lips, looking at Poland’s blood as if it hypnotized him. ‘And besides you only made everything worse in the end, didn’t you?’
Poland laughed then, tilting his head back and showing Lithuania the pale column of his neck.
‘Oh yeah, I like, totally didn’t help you. Ever. All these battles together, wins-’
‘Fails, your stupid ideas, your carelessness, your faultsSuddenly Poland fisted his hand in
( ... )
Lithuania/Poland, hatesex [3/?]
anonymous
March 30 2009, 09:16:59 UTC
‘And you call me a bitch?’ he whispered harshly into Poland’s ear. ‘Look at yourself, Fe-liks,’ he quickly undid green shirt, almost tearing the fabric up. ‘You’ve been allowing everyone to use you even more-’ He bit on the newly exposed skin and just then registered how hard Poland was breathing, both of his hands buried in Lithuania’s hair and head tilted back. ‘You’ve never could take care of yourself, always just hiding behind someone- the thing is, only I was that stupid to bear with it longer than necessary
( ... )
Re: Lithuania/Poland, hatesex [3/?]
anonymous
March 30 2009, 21:15:41 UTC
MORE! I NEED MORE! ...as much as I love canon, even the healthiest of relationships has moments of extreme RAGE. Seriously, Liet/Pol can't be all rye fields and fluffy bunnies all the time.
Forget all their IRL joint projects and 'strategic partnership'. Forget that they are canon roomies. THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
Give me some good old-fashioned, hate-fueled, explicit sex. Completely consensual. I don't care who tops. In fact, I'd love it if they both top. Do not bring up Russia. Present-day setting is a must.
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Firstly, I’m one of that silly persons who love this pairing in a really sweet, fluffy and all lovey-dovey way. And I hate how painfully historically wrong it is, because it really pains me. But I am aware that relationship between Poland and Lithuania is one of the most inaccurate things in Hetalia.
I decided to try to write this. Hope it doesn’t suck too much as it's not entirely how this pairing works for me ;__;
And secondly - I’m SO SORRY, Anon, but I didn’t manage not to mention Russia ;___; But… it’s just one little time?
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Lithuania couldn’t remember how it had started. He just knew he had been frustrated, nervous and angry, and as always he tried to stifle these feelings, to be calm, composed. But Poland, oh Poland always, always knew how to push his buttons, how to make him do something he wouldn’t normally even think of doing - and in the end it didn’t even matter what the other had said to make him that pissed off. Maybe something about partitions of Poland - like he was some kind of ( ... )
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‘What, isn’t it like, true?’
Lithuania clenched his teeth and pressed Poland harder to the floor, their faces dangerously close now.
‘Your oh so generous offer to help,’ made so long ago, a lifetime ago, ‘doesn’t mean that you’ve been ever stronger than me and you know it,’ he said with voice too calm for the storm that was going on inside him. ‘And besides,’ he licked his lips, looking at Poland’s blood as if it hypnotized him. ‘And besides you only made everything worse in the end, didn’t you?’
Poland laughed then, tilting his head back and showing Lithuania the pale column of his neck.
‘Oh yeah, I like, totally didn’t help you. Ever. All these battles together, wins-’
‘Fails, your stupid ideas, your carelessness, your faultsSuddenly Poland fisted his hand in ( ... )
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Awesome stuff! I loved your description of Lithuania's gradual rage. And Poland's remarks were made of OUCH.
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I NEED MORE!
...as much as I love canon, even the healthiest of relationships has moments of extreme RAGE. Seriously, Liet/Pol can't be all rye fields and fluffy bunnies all the time.
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Thank you so much, Anon! I'm loving it so far. Please continue, this is too good! I promise a less brain-dead review next time. XD
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