Russia picking on/annoying/molesting Canada (Cause that's just how you say "I love you" in Russian) with other nations shrugging it all off as no big deal.
Bonus for humour, fluff, and exasperatedly returned feelings.
OP + you = <333
anonymous
April 8 2009, 18:50:22 UTC
A fill! And a really really good one with nice characterizations and funniness to boot! This is the best day ever!
"Mathieu wistfully contemplated taking a chunk of ice and smacking him upside that fat head of his." As somebody who has done this in real life snowball fights, I love you.
Re: OP + you = <333
anonymous
April 8 2009, 21:42:22 UTC
oh dude there's more to this. What would a story of almost-sibling-like torture be without the appearance of a thick-headded Alfred, and an overly sexualized Francis?
:3 I'm glad you like the tone though, this is how all of them are going to be. mwahahaha - and yes, snowball fights. It's all fun and games until you lose an eye; then it's a national sport.
Re: Russia/Canada - No Mean Art 2/?
anonymous
April 8 2009, 23:08:30 UTC
Mathieu had tried before, to talk to Alfred about Ivan’s absolutely disgraceful and indefensible behaviour, but his brother barely listened for a few minutes before yawning obnoxiously.
“Man, just have a spine once in awhile. Stand up to him or something like that.”
“You were listening, right? This is Ivan I’m talking about - he who terrorizes others on a daily basis, who is most than likely a madman impersonating the Ivan that once existed.” Clearly years of soda had rendered Alfred’s brain useless, it was almost comical that no one seemed to notice
( ... )
Re: Russia/Canada - No Mean Art 3/?
anonymous
April 9 2009, 01:24:17 UTC
The G8 meeting had put him into somewhat of a sour mood. Trying to keep Francis in line between the airport and the actual meeting was stressing him to the limits. He actually just let him roam freely around the town and chose to stay hunched up in the library, reading even when the lights went out. He turned on the small desk lights, alone in the vast library. Matt looked around realizing this place is probably full of creepy things, where even the light around him was dyed pale brown, and tried not to care. Without anyone here it was just him, alone, with the sound of the cabinets breathing
( ... )
Re: Russia/Canada - No Mean Art 4/?
anonymous
April 9 2009, 01:28:50 UTC
It took Liet, of all people, to actually give him some advice. Out on the grassy hills of parliament he had been smoking a joint, alone, when the brunette and his very talkative shadow (Poland he realized, Feliks) strolled up to him
( ... )
Re: Russia/Canada - No Mean Art 5/5
anonymous
April 9 2009, 01:34:35 UTC
“You already have a complex, it’s called crazy. And you have operatic tendencies that need to be curbed-” Feliks stood up hastily, tripping back on the grass, and only then did he realize his mistake. Mathieu scrambled off the grass too, picking up the jacket he’d tossed aside to stand well clear of Ivan’s reach
( ... )
OP + you = MARRIED! MARRIED! MARRIED!
anonymous
April 9 2009, 02:53:58 UTC
Eeeeeheeeheee! I'm giggling like a crazy person cause I love this so so much. The cupboard gnome, the stash left to Cuba, Francis being Francis, Matty's insecurity, Ivan's batshit insanity/love, Alfred unable to hold his alcohol, ffffffffff I don't even know what my favorite bit is! I could go on forever!
Re: OP + you = MARRIED! MARRIED! MARRIED!
anonymous
April 9 2009, 03:31:05 UTC
it only takes a read through, I'm not exactly one's idea of literary master. I speak english my whole life and look, I can barely put sentances together lol. Glad you liked it love, maybe next time it could be a quick shag in the office~?
Russia picking on/annoying/molesting Canada (Cause that's just how you say "I love you" in Russian) with other nations shrugging it all off as no big deal.
Bonus for humour, fluff, and exasperatedly returned feelings.
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"Mathieu wistfully contemplated taking a chunk of ice and smacking him upside that fat head of his." As somebody who has done this in real life snowball fights, I love you.
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:3 I'm glad you like the tone though, this is how all of them are going to be. mwahahaha - and yes, snowball fights. It's all fun and games until you lose an eye; then it's a national sport.
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“Man, just have a spine once in awhile. Stand up to him or something like that.”
“You were listening, right? This is Ivan I’m talking about - he who terrorizes others on a daily basis, who is most than likely a madman impersonating the Ivan that once existed.” Clearly years of soda had rendered Alfred’s brain useless, it was almost comical that no one seemed to notice ( ... )
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brb reading over again several times
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And pffffft at UK's whatever-attitude at Canada's problem and Russia stealing his glasses. XD Wonderful!
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Loved is anon, oh Russia you miserable stalker bastard <3
ReCaptcha: ernst deserts?
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Captcha: Adviser Godiva
O.O I-I want to be an adviser to Godiva! (mmm chocolate)
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