Romano/Prussia (note order). Romano has little to no sexual experience with men, Prussia has little to no sexual experience period because he's a loser like that,.
Fumbling, awkward, somewhat painful fightsex first time, please. Bonus for Romano insisting he knows what he's doing (because his pride as an Italian is at stake) and Prussia not being knowledgeable enough to properly call him out.
The whut goes in the what now? 1/?
anonymous
April 5 2009, 20:17:22 UTC
{{Writer!Anon is back, da.~ I hope this pleases?~ <3}}
“Gah! Scheiße!” Gilbert exclaimed loudly, both of his hands reaching up to hang around Romano's neck. “That hurt, bastard!” He moaned as Romano pressed himself on top of him, removing his mouth from Gilberts neck, leaving some red bite marks. “Shut up, you said you did this before.” Romano grumbled, reaching one hand a bit further into Gilbert's pants. “Of course!” Gilbert shouted as if highly offended by that remark. The truth though, was that this was very much his first time in bed.
“Then stop complaining, potato eater.” Romano added, smoothly slipping Gilberts briefs of his hips. For that matter, it was Romano's first time with a man, but he totally knew what he was doing. He had Italian blood after all, voted best lover in the world! Granted, by women, but that was not going to stop him from proving it. It was instinct, instinct would show him exactly what to do. Instinct had no clue what to do with the other man's penis. Okay, we can figure this out, what
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The whut goes in the what now? 2/2
anonymous
April 5 2009, 20:24:49 UTC
Gilbo lay silently, face down, butt up, wondering what Romano was doing and why his wurst wasn't getting any attention any more. Then, all of the sudden he felt it, making his body jerk upwards and causing him to look hurriedly of his shoulder. “'That' does not fit in there!” He yelled angrily, blushing fiercely, slightly teary
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lkjdflkjkdf HAHAHA YES. EXACTLY. THIS. Oh god, epic fail, they're just going to end up rolling around all night or something, aren't they.... XD LOL, love that Romano's thought processes are all 'blahblahblah vespa blahblahblah vespa vespa'. FFFFFF.
Re: The whut goes in the what now? 2/2
anonymous
April 10 2009, 09:35:47 UTC
LOVELY <3 it was fun and very well written XD I loved your Prussia.
Just: Son of a bitch is Figlio di Troia (very very rude XD) And 'Be quiet' it's 'Silenzio' or 'Stai zitto' for something more 'rude'. (I'm Italian so..sorry for my bad English)
Re: The whut goes in the what now? 2/2
anonymous
May 20 2009, 17:51:39 UTC
OMG AHAHA. this is now my failOTP. they're so cute. BUT ROMANO. ITS LIKE RIDING A VESPA? REALLY? the inner workings of his mind is even more mysterious than Gilbo's lol <3
Romano/Prussia (note order). Romano has little to no sexual experience with men, Prussia has little to no sexual experience period because he's a loser like that,.
Fumbling, awkward, somewhat painful fightsex first time, please. Bonus for Romano insisting he knows what he's doing (because his pride as an Italian is at stake) and Prussia not being knowledgeable enough to properly call him out.
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“Gah! Scheiße!” Gilbert exclaimed loudly, both of his hands reaching up to hang around Romano's neck. “That hurt, bastard!” He moaned as Romano pressed himself on top of him, removing his mouth from Gilberts neck, leaving some red bite marks.
“Shut up, you said you did this before.” Romano grumbled, reaching one hand a bit further into Gilbert's pants.
“Of course!” Gilbert shouted as if highly offended by that remark. The truth though, was that this was very much his first time in bed.
“Then stop complaining, potato eater.” Romano added, smoothly slipping Gilberts briefs of his hips. For that matter, it was Romano's first time with a man, but he totally knew what he was doing. He had Italian blood after all, voted best lover in the world! Granted, by women, but that was not going to stop him from proving it. It was instinct, instinct would show him exactly what to do.
Instinct had no clue what to do with the other man's penis. Okay, we can figure this out, what ( ... )
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Oh Anon~ <3 You win at life, but you already knew that, da~? <3
YOU'RE MAKING ME SHIP THIS SO HARD, OMG. "OTZ
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Thanks for the fill, I had a good laugh!
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THAT WAS SO DAMN HILARIOUS.
I'm sitting here grinning like an idiot but OMG AUTHOR!ANON THAT WAS BRILLIANT LKDJSGLAKJGHA
TOTALLY in love with the interaction here and how both are obviously sore losers. This is so gonna be my favourite loser pairing FFFFFF
recaptcha: "Reade Science"
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I loved your Prussia.
Just: Son of a bitch is Figlio di Troia (very very rude XD)
And 'Be quiet' it's 'Silenzio' or 'Stai zitto' for something more 'rude'.
(I'm Italian so..sorry for my bad English)
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BUT ROMANO. ITS LIKE RIDING A VESPA? REALLY? the inner workings of his mind is even more mysterious than Gilbo's lol <3
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