RUSSIAxUSA LOLZ, PLZ THANKZ
anonymous
April 16 2009, 18:02:38 UTC
Okay, guys, okay. So are any of you suscribers to the RUSSIA!Magazine thing on lj? Read this!
"'A social psychologist realizes that Russia's entire government ideology consists of blaming Americans for everything. He provides a point-by-point sarcastic outline of all Russia's major problems and how "Americans did it." Highlights: after breaking up the U.S.S.R., we imported crime and drugs via Hollywood films, invented AIDS and made the youth into womb-less perverts with our pornography, ruined Russia's chances at the Olympics by bribing judges, and attacked Russia via Georgia. Response: "Americans also invented LiveJournal so that Russians would sit around for hours powdering each others' brains instead of laboring for the good of the country...""
You've read it, now write meh something! Make it cracky!
"'A social psychologist realizes that Russia's entire government ideology consists of blaming Americans for everything. He provides a point-by-point sarcastic outline of all Russia's major problems and how "Americans did it." Highlights: after breaking up the U.S.S.R., we imported crime and drugs via Hollywood films, invented AIDS and made the youth into womb-less perverts with our pornography, ruined Russia's chances at the Olympics by bribing judges, and attacked Russia via Georgia. Response: "Americans also invented LiveJournal so that Russians would sit around for hours powdering each others' brains instead of laboring for the good of the country...""
You've read it, now write meh something! Make it cracky!
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