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Okay, let's make history and be more epic than these people, shall we?
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And is it just me, or does America seem like the kind of guy who would know lines from TV shows by heart?
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“Ano . . . are you sure this is necessary, France-san? I mean, there are more conventional methods, and this might simply aggravate the problem . . .”
“My friend, is that doubt I hear in your voice? Surely you see the merit to this plan.”
“Somewhat, I suppose. Still, I am not entirely sure it is the wisest course of action to follow.”
“We have seen what his current accommodations done for him thusfar, and I'm sure you'd agree the results have been less than that satisfactory, non?”
“ . . . That is true. I-I am just not certain that this will improve the situation.”
“My dear Nihon, have more faith in yourself. With my ample experience with seduction, and your knowledge of unconventional romantic practices, this method is utterly fail proof ( ... )
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“As you know,” Japan went on, taking the now empty water glass from the bespectacled man and handing him his tea (and if America wasn't so busy gagging on the pills, he might have been slightly more concerned with the odd smile the man was giving him), “we are all greatly looking forward to your recovery. When you are ill, we all feel the effects.”
“Yeah, um, sorry about that,” America said into his tea. He could still vividly recall how they had reacted during his first Depression, and he honestly wasn't looking forward to repeating it.
. . . His first Depression. Suddenly, he felt ill again ( ... )
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If there had been any blood left in America's brain before England had arrived (which he doubted; France was extremely thorough), seeing his former empire in full doctor get-up-lab coat, stethoscope, clipboard, the works-had it instantly migrating to his rapidly growing hard-on.
England just smiled wider at his silence, and on a different day (a day where he wasn't too aroused to think anything like straight, for instance) America might have noticed how utterly forced it looked. “What seems to be the problem here,”-England paused, seemed to steel himself before smiling wider still-“nurses ( ... )
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“What?” Not that that was a bad idea or anything, but-
Then, all but instantly, it clicked, and America nearly came right then.
“Have,” he managed to articulate, and he could tell his eyes were positively shining as he cupped the back of England's head, “have you been quoting House?”
England's confirmation came in the form of a mortified stare, and America couldn't help himself. Between the groans of pleasure and gasps for release, he somehow managed to laugh.
“Oh, shut up, you wanker!” England cried, that fake grin all but leaping from his face and leaving behind the England America knew and loved. “I'm trying to fulfill your sex fantasy, here!”
“Right, sorry. Um, well, go a-haGood old France. He certainly knew how to get the job done, if the job in question was driving a man to utterly madness. The way he leaned forward, gently taking the head of America's cock into his mouth while simultaneously thrusting his fingers in deep, hitting a ( ... )
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It was only two nights later that he awoke to the sound of someone creeping past his privacy curtain, and America couldn't help but feel a bit surprised. “Wow, you guys,” he said, rolling over. “I didn't expect you to be back so soo-Canada?”
Sure enough, when America snatched his glasses from the bedside table and put them on, his northern neighbor was staring unwaveringly back at him, holding what looked like a thermometer and a blood pressure gauge; that wasn't even mentioning the Red Cross outfit he'd donned.
“What, ah . . . what's going on?”
“Well, your dollar's down, America,” Canada said, nervous but clearly determined. “That's kind of messing with my market, you know? So I thought I might . . . speed things along.” The florescent lights shown off the thermometer as Canada turned it, smiling shyly, but with that same steadfast resolve. “How about it, huh?”
With that, America made a note to himself to get sick a lot more often.
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England quoting House is just nnnrgh. America is such a lucky bastard.
Beautiful work, anon!
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Thank you, exceptionally talented anon writer who is so very in touch with sexy medical shows!!!
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I love you. I hereby pledge to you my first born child and my immortal soul.
Lots and lots of love.
-Me
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Crap, quoting House MD, including US/UK, having the ever-fabulous France, the omake with Canada...the medical kink. This fic is utter WIN. *bookmarks*
ilu authornon. Marry me, Y/Y ?
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*DROOLS*
P-PLEASE MARRY ME ANON &hearts
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*falls over from massive nosebleed*
This? One of the hottest fics on here, without question. :D
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