In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

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[anonymous]

Russia/anyone:
"In Soviet Russia..." jokes

Surprise me, anon.

Part I (Anon apologizes for historical inaccuracies)

[anonymous]

America was at Russia’s house to discuss about lessening the tension of the Cold War between them as ordered by essentially the rest of the world. Not that it mattered. America knew that he was going to win in the end, even with the SALT II in place

Re: Part I (Anon apologizes for historical inaccuracies)

[anonymous]

BRB LAUGHING FOREVER

Re: Part I (Anon apologizes for historical inaccuracies)

[anonymous]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SENSE MAKES YOU

THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID IT. I WENT THERE.

Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

The silence that followed was awkward mainly because Russia still seemed baffled while America was grinning like a loon. A very funny loon. “Shall we make peace? I mean, it’s what the rest of the countries want after all…”

“Yes, I do think that…”

“And obviously,” America went on, cutting Russia off, “it’s both a huge drain on both of our economies…”

“Of course, which is precisely why that…”

“The entire world is at an edge right now and believe me, you do not want England breathing down your neck no matter what the occasion is…”

“I can see what you mean by that…”

“So I think you should just surrender and we can go back to being what we were like before! What do you think?”

“I think that’s an -” Russia paused. Even though there was no significant change observed, it seemed like his entire face darkened. “Surrender?”

America nodded. “Yeah! I mean, what with the brain drain and Communism it was pretty obvious that you guys had no chance of winning in the first place, so why drag it out? Let’s just call it a day and, you

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

FANFICTION EXPLODES FROM YOU.

...OH GOD.

"In Soviet Russia," the country said, his voice as sweet as refined sugar, "Communism rules you."

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

AWESOME DIES FROM YOU.

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

GODDAMNIT, ANON.

GOOD JOB ♥

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

OMG, That was so awesome. That, I think, may be the first time I actually laughed out loud.

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

I LOLD SO HARD ;;

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

*Dead*

.....

......

*still dead* There just aren't any words to describe how amazing hilarious and did I mention amazing, that was. So, I'm dead. It was the only option. But man! You get massive points for that comrade.

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

“In Soviet Russia,” the country said, his voice as sweet refined sugar, “Communism rules you.”

Oh Jesus. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
I love you, writer-anon.

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

Two weeks later, Soviet troops invaded Afghanistan.

PFFFFFFFFFT. I came so close to reenacting the coffee scene on that one. I had to pause for a minute and let it sink in; it was very poignant and unexpected and just hilarious, like this whole thing.

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

ANON YOU WIN SO HAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

Re: Part II (Anon apologizes for being so late)

[anonymous]

OMG, LOL, THIS WAS AWESOME. SO WITTY AND BRILLIANG. <3

Re: Part I (Anon apologizes for historical inaccuracies)

[anonymous]

OH MY GOD LOL.

I was okay until "“Something hits you!”"

THEN I BROKE.