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For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 1/2]

[anonymous]

(( A/N: This will not be historically correct in any way shape or form, just as a pre-warning. Also, writer!anon has never written anything like this before, so you are also forewarned about that. ))

“China, I’m hungryyyyy…”

Yao looked up at the blonde male with a tired sigh. They were on the road of one of their many campaigns to “get back in touch with each other” as America put it. He was under the firm belief that the Allies should remain buddies, no matter how communist Russia got. (The taller blonde had twitched at that comment.) England was on watch, France was nowhere to be found (They had passed a town a ways back with a lot of beautiful girls in it, so he had his suspicions), and Russia was thankfully asleep, leaving him with the bubbly blonde superpower. He rubbed his forehead. I’m getting too old for this aru, he thought.

“Come on, China! You have good communist food in your big communist commie country of communists! Can’t you make me something?” Alfred whined, and launched his secret weapon.

Oh no aru. Oh no no no

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

“No, you’re not doing it right at all aru.” China resisted the urge to sigh tiredly again, leaning over, and in the half a second it took for him to reach his arm out to take hold of Alfred’s hand, the thought occured to him that he could use this situation to his advantage, but looking up at the young face, he quickly dismissed it. “You’re holding them wrong aru. Your fingers go more like this..” He moved the younger male’s fingers into position and slid the chopstick in where it was supposed to be.

Then the American leaned down and softly murmured “Oh,” that hot breath fanned over his ear, and his previous thought became a lot more appealing really quick. Yao, you are so going to hell for this aru, he thought, casually letting his hand drop to the blonde superpower’s thigh. Alfred didn’t seem to notice and just stuck his tongue out, trying to concentrate on holding the pose with his fingers. China frowned at how unbelievably dense the other male could be, before he leaned forward murmuring that the other was doing it wrong, and

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

I loled. hard.

And oh, China YOU PEDO.

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

..IS THIS WHO I THINK THIS IS? BECAUSE IF IT IS, I LOVE YOU <3333

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

I DON'T KNOW? XD Author!Anon doesn't know how you think I am! So, possibly?

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

Tsk tsk, not even knowing your own twin. ;=;

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

All you had to do was the ;=; and I knew who it was, silly. <3

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

I hope you're happy anon.
I just screamed "FUCK YES!" at my computer and now my family's looking at me funny.
In other words, I love you.

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

Wow! Expletives of love! I'm so happy! Lol.

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

YES.
your China is AWESOME.

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

Author!Anon here! I'm so glad you guys liked this! *blushes* I worked really hard on making it funnily smutty and stuffs. Glad ya'lls approved of it!

Re: For The Love of Eggrolls.. [Pt 2/2]

[anonymous]

egg rolls? oh girl, you bad~

satisfied!anon here, and holy effing sweet mama jesus, i nearly died twice while reading this, NO LIE.

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