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A good deal of [Russian] jokes are puns based on the fact that a widespread Chinese syllable (spelled "hui" in pinyin) sounds exactly like the obscene Russian word for penis (хуй).
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_jokes#Chinese
Interpret that any way you want, anon.
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Russia couldn't believe what he just heard.
Being as...abnormal as he is, he didn't take to jokes as others do, or, he just doesn't joke. Everything is dead serious to him. So when he heard China talking to Korea to confuse him, and heard "Hui" he almost died. Right there. At the meeting.
They were at a meeting held by America, Germany, and Italy, so Russia wanted to look slightly professional, and didn't want anyone saying anything that would reflect onto him. Anything that sounded Russian would do so, in Russia's eyes. Russia was now rather mad at the Chinese man, and wanted to bite his head off.
But he didn't. For a while, the man kept his cool, and was going to let it slip, seeing as how he was sure the only other people in there who understand Russian Mat were Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, and Poland, seeing as how they lived with him for such a long time. The only one who didn't, in fact, was Poland, so the others were still learning without realizing it ( ... )
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Also, I know it ends weirdly, that's just how I aaaam. 8-)
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That said, his line? Totally made me choke. Thumbs up for you, anon.
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