In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

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[anonymous]

I saw this video about a Russian martial art style (link is below) and the idea just came to me. Can we have some sort of sparring match/battle royale with the Allied Forces (preferably a friendly practice spar but can I don't mind if you go the other way and make it into a serious fight) featuring their countries' martial arts

The System

[anonymous]

This isn't really what you asked for--but what you asked for would've taken all week to write. =/ I hope this contains a nugget of satisfaction!

"This is stupid," America complained.

England replied, without looking at him, "Would you shut up?"

They stood shoulder to shoulder in silence for a few seconds. America folded his arms.

"This is stupid and boring," he clarified.

"It's neither stupid, nor boring; it's fencing. And I'm trying to keep score."

They watched France and Russia dance back and forth across the courtyard, their weapons making sweet click--click--click conversation. America shifted his weight from one foot to the other and sighed loudly. The only interesting thing was that Russia was using that stupid pipe of his instead of a rapier, and was flipping and tossing it around like it was made of plastic. He hadn't hit France yet, which was a shame, since that would be the second interesting thing

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[anonymous]

lol I forgot to number the first partThey were both breathing hard. England and America ambled forward as France grinned, "Yield

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[anonymous]

England could only respond, "…Since when do you speak Russian?"

"Ah--shit--" He staggered to his feet. Russia took a step back, his eyes narrowed. "I just memorized a few phrases I figure'd be good for starting a fight. I don't even know what I said."

"I won't translate," Russia growled.

"Probably better not. With France here, I think we count as 'mixed company.'"

"Baise toi."

"You don't have to translate that, either," America replied. Then, to Russia, "What's that called?"

Ivan took another step back. He flexed his pipe in his hand. "We call it systema"'The system?' That's a terrible name. How's it work

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[anonymous]

Anon, I want to have your babies. Dear lord, yes.

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[anonymous]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG HOT.

France, that's what you get for being a poor sport. Russia'd.

And AMERICA... GUAM... haha!

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[anonymous]

GUAM. AND FRANCE FREAKING FENCING, and wlkefjawlkdj walkeja

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I love everything here, omfg.

OP

[anonymous]

I love this! T-this is exactly what I wanted and much, much more.
America's hilarious in this (I loved the part about Guam, him speaking Russian and his bickering with Russia during the fight) and overall, all the characterizations are just fantastic.

I also loved the fight scenes themselves & the way you described them. I guess fencing would be the only topic in which England and America would compliment France, huh?

Great stuff, author!anon. You made this OP's day!

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[anonymous]

~writer here

Glad to hear it hit the spot, OP!

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[anonymous]

Oh gawd I want your babies too, anonwriter. Mostly because you KNOW that America would look up every dirty phrase in every possible language just for the hell of it.

and GUAM.

I lol'd

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[anonymous]

I. Love. You. This is perfect. The fighting, the humour, the tension, how America's compliments are insults.

This may be my new favorite fic on this meme *__*

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[anonymous]

OH JESUS GOD YES, I MUST NOT WAKE MY FAMILY WITH THE GIGGLING.

Sorry about that, my capslock must have stuck...

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[anonymous]

have my soul, anon!