In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

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Silly childish question but

[anonymous]

Kink meme, where do baby nations come from?

EGO ANON ATTACKS

[anonymous]

EGO ANON THINKS THIS REQUEST SHOULD BE FILLED OR ELSE EGO ANON WILL BE SAD.

Therefore, ego-anon fills it.

Not as funny as I usually write... it is hard to make america funny when he is going throug his angtsy-teen phase. But I tried to make it like I think the talk would go between England and teen-america!

note:: not entirely historically correct, but I tried. Think of this moment in time as right before the revolution, right after the age of puritanism moving into the englightement stage America at. Right at the end he reachines the end of classisism and moves into romantisism (if you are not down with that hip lingo, he basically moves from Ben franklin to poe. Inventing with science to inventing with angsty woe and exploring the sins of men like ANY emo teen does.)

..... oh comon, am I the ONLY one who thinks that america's romantisism stage was his emo-teen stage?!

anywho, BABY TALK NAO.

"The Talk" part 1/2

[anonymous]

“The talk

"The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

England let out a groan, rubbing his temples and feeling the oncoming migraine coming. He did not want to have to send in even MORE of his troupes to stop any more fights that happened between America and Canada… to protect his little nation from being hurt by France who would not be too pleased when he found out America punched Canada in the face. However, England didn’t have time to deal with that migraine… he needed a simple and quick answer to give America so that he could return to his paperwork

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

LMAO.

on the contrary, i thought this was hilarious--especially the whore part. i wonder how england will repay canada for telling america all sorts of bad things about him once canada's under his roof instead of france's...

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

AHAHAHAHAH, this was so adorable and hilarious at the same time. I loved the bit about the whore XD Ohh Canada, France has corrupted you~~

And I believe you're missing;

[b]WIN POINTS[/b]: +9000

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Oh, random commentor. How I love you. And your ego-boosting comments. xD

Ego-anon ego: +infinity. Cause we all know ego anon's ego can't grow any more at this point. xD

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

no way! i laughed my ass off with this one (just as i did with that valentine's day fic). america bullying canada, america calling england a whore, and the depressing poetry... never stop writing, ego-anon <3

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

The day ego-anon quits writing is the day flaming pigs falls from the heavens and kill her! D:<

I so appreciate your kind words! AND THE EGO BOOST!

-flys off liek supaman to fill more requests like super-filler ego-anon is-

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

OH GOD LOL.

"Not my fault you're a whore." and "NO! BECAUSE YOU DON'T TEACH ME ANYTHING!" Had me rolling on the floor XD They were so PERFECT for rebellious little America! And oh no, I have a feeling Canada's got a talking-to coming as well from England. XD Bad France, teaching him those words!

wth the password to post this anon is 'England owner' o.o

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

LOL *strokes anon's ego some more* That was amde of so much win! I luv u ego anon~<3

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

“He said France told him where baby nation come from and that I was stupid because I didn’t know. So I punched him in the face.”

akjsdhgl;aksdhgsk XDDD

Oh man. I laughed so hard at that part.

ego anon is amazingly awesome.

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

I love you, Ego Anon!

My eyes were flicking through until I read 'Not my fault you're a dirty whore...'. It's funny!

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

"So I punched him in the face."

*snorts as air is pushed forcefully against her palate*

SO DAMN HILARIOUS ANON!

And dang England, I think you just got owned -twice... or thrice- by America.

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

I....just spent ten seconds staring at my computer and going "OOOOOOH. OOOOOHOHOOO......AHHHHHH." At the fact that England was called a whore....

Which he undoubtedly is.

lol. re-captcha: Mopes Proval

Re: "The Talk" part 2/2

[anonymous]

Hardly 'Not that funny'
It took me about 15 minutes to start laughing and post to the correct thread. :D Thank you.