In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

Jul 25, 2008 15:44


axis powers
hetalia kink meme

VIEW THIS PART ON DREAMWIDTH

Masterlist of kink memes | Masterlist of Kinks
Okay, let's make history and be more epic than these people, shall we?

STOP! DO NOT REQUEST HERE!
NEW REQUESTS GO IN THE MOST RECENT PART!

New fills for this part go HERE .
Get information at the News Post HERE.

Leave a comment

One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [1/?] anonymous August 19 2008, 11:22:56 UTC
Alfred is sulkng under a tree some distance from the bridge, his arms folded, his knees drawn up. "It's a stupid game!" he shouts, freeing one hand to cup it around his mouth like a megaphone.

"You're only tetchy because you lost," Arthur calls back serenely. He's standing at the bridge rail, Ivan at his side, the both of them holding long sticks over the edge. Arthur's stick is thin, smooth, streamlined--the better not to get caught on weeds beneath the surface, which had been the fate of Alfred's oversized stick. Ivan, on the other hand, has cobbled together his 'stick' from scraps of others, bits of bark and vine tied together with a thin bit of creeper. It's ramshackle, but he's beaming with pride for it nonetheless ( ... )

Reply

One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [2/?] anonymous August 19 2008, 22:17:30 UTC
"Hey, hey!" says Alfred. He clambers to his feet, marching to the bridge and seizing Ivan by the scarf. "Winnie the Pooh is a Disney icon! An American icon! We had him first!" He begins humming the theme song like a grim march, while Arthur raises his bushy brows.

"Actually, you'll find we had him first. Milne was an Englishman," comments Milne's fellow Englishman, dryly. Alfred drops his fistful of scarf and rounds on him.

"You just have to win everything, don't you! Well, you know what I think? You know what I think?"

"You think?"

With an incoherent screech, Alfred heaves himself against the bridge rail. "I wanna play Ivan's national sport. Except we play with the gun fully loaded, and we stop after we point it at you."

"That isn't how you play," says Ivan solemnly; "I know," answers Alfred.

After a moment of tense silence, Arthur extends his hand. "It's not so bad as all that. Your country's been positively cleaning up at the Olympics."

"Yeah, I know. Because we do actual awesome sports, like swimming!" Alfred ( ... )

Reply

Re: One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [2/?] anonymous August 20 2008, 00:11:35 UTC
ILU. not OP, but. but. yessss.

Reply

Re: One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [2/?] anonymous August 20 2008, 06:09:43 UTC
Heheheh.. OP's sister. I'll show her this when she wakes up~ She'll be happy.

Keep it up up up! *goes to look up Vinni Pooh*

Reply

One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [3/4] anonymous August 21 2008, 00:10:21 UTC
Alfred is the first to strip down to nothing--of course. He puts a hand on the rail of the bridge and leaps over into the stream below, sending up a heavy splash of water that douses Arthur's trouser legs. "You're barbaric," he growls, but Ivan is undoing his shirt as well, and Alfred is giving him that challenging look ... and his trousers are wet now.

He rolls his eyes and starts on the buttons.

By the time Arthur is naked, Ivan has also leapt over the bridge rail, eyes bright and laugh ringing over the little valley. He splashes Alfred, who laughs and splashes back as though the two had never been fighting. That's how it always is, when they fight; after a time, they find that they can't muster the energy to hate one another any longer.

There are also dueling Winnie-the-Pooh/Vinni Pooh theme songs being hummed, but the conflict has grown cold in the sunlight, and the pair looks almost--almost--innocent ( ... )

Reply

Re: One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [3/4] anonymous August 21 2008, 15:32:07 UTC
Oh Arthur, just keep indulging that boy.

Much love for this, anon. F5F5F5F5F5!

Reply

One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [4/4] anonymous August 22 2008, 02:07:53 UTC
Arthur suddenly remembers a meeting, in the Crimea--could it have been so long ago?--when Alfred had reached across the space between himself and Ivan. Put a hand on his knee. "We could use your help against Japan," he'd said, and Arthur had wondered if Ivan understood what it meant that Alfred was asking for help. Ivan had asked with a smile if they could cut off Yao's arm first to make him bleed red.

He can't remember whether Alfred had said yes, but he remembers that hand on Ivan's knee. Like the hand on Ivan's firm arse, kneading the flesh there. Easy to forget the particulars of the past when relations are good and the sun's warm and high over them; Arthur inserts himself into their clinch and kisses them both, one at a time. He can feel Alfred's glasses digging into his cheek, and it's awkward and uncomfortable until Alfred tilts his head and licks down Arthur's neck, tongue hot and soft. He would protest that there is mud there, it's filthy--but his own tongue is in Ivan's mouth, and the dirt doesn't matter when the ( ... )

Reply

Re: One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [4/4] anonymous August 22 2008, 05:46:32 UTC
Hot and dirty cultural exchange! I now declare my passionate love for this fic.

Reply

Author anonymous August 22 2008, 14:54:17 UTC
Best kind of cultural exchange there is. XD

Reply

OP Here anonymous August 22 2008, 10:43:06 UTC
<333333333333333333 I love you Anon. I do.

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL! ;-;

Reply

Author anonymous August 22 2008, 14:53:17 UTC
Awww, you're sweet. I kept going by this post when I was obsessively refreshing, and thinking, "How is this person going to get a response? This is Hard Stuff."

... So I took that as a personal challenge. XD

Reply

love love love anonymous August 24 2008, 07:39:57 UTC
but the conflict has grown cold in the sunlight

OHO I SEE WHAT U DID THAR U CLEVAR THING ♥

We have given each other Vinni Pooh, and this sport that I won, and now we have shared fun public indecency.

It's too late for "In Soviet Russia, ____ ____s you" jokes, but I so badly want to make one. -____- This had me laughing loud enough to wake up the roommates. ILU, ANON.

US-KUN TOPS EVERYTHING Y/Y?

Reply

Author anonymous August 24 2008, 12:26:18 UTC
HUZZAH. I did a lot of weird little historical references here, because history majors have gotta get their kink on somewhere.

Ah, well. I think that needs to be a prompt for someone else to write, y/y? (I actually can't believe it hasn't come up already, in this fandom.) And--awww, thank you. ^__^

ONLY WHEN HE FEELS LIKE IT. EVERYONE MUST PLEASE HIM EXACTLY THE WAY HE WANTS. ^_~

Reply

Re: One Shining Moment of Pooh Sticking [4/4] anonymous August 24 2008, 22:27:39 UTC
This fic is made entirely of highest-grade awesome. I love how it is perfectly in-character and grounded in history, but at the same time the tone is light and the feeling I'm left with is happiness. Love that the countries have moved on yet kept their memories. Love how they're human and country at the same time (particularly the line "when relations are good and the sun's warm" - fuck yes, this is so perfect, this is precisely why I am in this fandom) - although I could have used a little more country and a little less human, to be quite honest. I love how Russia is consistent with his usual portrayal in Hetalia but at the same time isn't utterly insane, just a little different. I love how UK is prissy but gives in to Alfred and to fun eventually. I usually don't like US, but here, even he manages to be highly entertaining and kind of cute. I love the inclusiveness of your threesome (thanks so much for indulging this kink too, by the way!). And I love the memories, the historical references and the discussion of Vinni-Puh (oh yeah, ( ... )

Reply

Author anonymous August 24 2008, 22:35:30 UTC
... er. thank you ever so much. *smile* I'm--well. I'm clearly not Russian, as my transliteration fail suggests; I just poke about in Russian culture because I think it's absolutely brilliant and I'm in awe of how thoroughly the spirit (playful or deeply inspired or both) of the people shows through. And I'm tremendously grateful for your kind words. I would tell you who I am--but I can't think how to wrangle that without telling the entire kink meme. I wish I knew who you were, too. I'm very grateful that you commented.

Reply

Re: Author anonymous August 27 2008, 23:02:26 UTC
Oh wow, I certainly did not expect a reply this swift on an anonymous post! Sorry for being late. As to staying anonymous, you could write to the freshly-created smith.janeson at google mail.
Thank you for the kind words regarding Russian culture! I'd love to hear about your Russian favourites - are you mostly in it for the literature, the films or the music? I've neglected my own culture somewhat, I could use some recs and rereading incentives.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up