In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

Jul 25, 2008 15:44


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anonymous October 22 2008, 03:50:33 UTC
Reading all the other stuff here is making me crave Canada/Russia reeeeally bad. So... Canada/Russia, using Russia's scarf as a blindfold.

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Power? 1/3 anonymous October 27 2008, 02:08:50 UTC
So, I feel the need to be all Canadian and really apologise about this. One, it's pretty late. I had it done but then the external thumb drive that I keep all my less-than-wholesome stories on decided to spontaneously delete itself. So I raged, then rewrote it, but I just feel like I can't seem to get it was as good as it was before. Two, it's not that good anyway.

Also, I promise I don't have a Gay Nader Fans for Peace agenda.

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“Fine!”

“Al, wait!”

The door slammed shut, despite Matthew’s verbal protest. His lower lip quivered slightly. He didn’t mean to anger Alfred so. What was so bad about the suggestion that maybe he should take this oil shortage to consider reducing his dependency on petroleum? Just because Matthew had the second largest oil reserves didn’t mean that he was obligated to sell it.

“Do not be feeling bad, tovarishchMatthew whirled around to see the tall Russian detach himself from shadows that Matthew wasn’t even aware of having in his office. How someone so big and so pale could disappear so ( ... )

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2/3 anonymous October 27 2008, 02:11:14 UTC
“Oww,” the younger man whimpered, his bruised tailbone throbbing. Ivan, however, didn’t miss a beat and managed to tie Matthew’s second hand to the first, still firmly attached to the chair. As soon as that task was finished, he straddled the smaller man and set about unbuttoning the restrained youth’s shirt in a brisk, almost businesslike manner ( ... )

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3/3 anonymous October 27 2008, 02:13:27 UTC
Matthew blushed, embarrassed by his breathing that was loud and harsh in his own ears as Ivan’s cold-roughened fingers slid over him. He couldn’t hear Ivan’s breathing at all, and if his hand wasn’t there, making his stomach clench and his hips roll, he would be half convinced that the Russian was a ghost ( ... )

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OH MY GOD WIN. SO. HARD. anonymous October 27 2008, 02:24:05 UTC
alsjkdfhjfsjkd. Oh my god, anon, that was amazing. So fluidly written, and in-character, and somehow Russia was less uncomfortable to read than usual but equally terrifying (and his accent, oh my god, it was both adorable and hilarious and strangely menacing). And - and the end! AKLSDJFKLS!

Firstborn. Soul. Uranium. You name it, anon, it is yours. *__*

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Much love anonymous October 27 2008, 02:49:39 UTC
That- the ending- has to be the most hilarious thing I've read yet; so sudden and innocent, and EERIE, all at the same time, while dragging us right back to where we started: conflict about natural resources.

Goddammit, you're awesome.

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OP here! anonymous October 27 2008, 03:14:32 UTC
I LOVE YOU. NO OTHER WORDS.

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Re: 3/3 anonymous October 28 2008, 00:58:30 UTC
I put off answering this because I wasn't sure if I could sleepily express how happy you made this anon!
Anyways, this story made anon very, very very happy! I liked how polite and honest you made Matthew compared to Ivan just being creepy. Also, you gave Ivan an accent that's going to stay permanently canon in my mind now.
Basically: THANKYOU, ANONYMOUS WRITER!

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Re: 3/3 anonymous October 28 2008, 05:52:55 UTC
I was not expecting this, but the pairing Ivan/Matthew is awesome. Maybe its because Matthew reminds me of Toris, but I love this pairing anyways.

Also, Matthew can't really refuse Ivan tied up like that...

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Re: 3/3 anonymous October 28 2008, 19:10:28 UTC
I love Ivan's messed up logic.
(As the "Canada is really big" OP I love you extra.)

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Oh gods... anonymous October 29 2008, 21:31:40 UTC
Anon... That was insanely amazing. I am in love with this fic so hard...

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Re: 3/3 anonymous January 17 2009, 17:02:01 UTC
"Yeah, you know, what you do before you, er, do it."

"But I have already tied you up."

Pfffttt I will be over here crying with laughter. And the last line!

EPIC WIN, anon, thank you so much. <3

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Re: 3/3 anonymous February 26 2009, 04:50:21 UTC
He felt the room suddenly take on a slightly sinister feel, and he shivered.

“I need your uranium,” Ivan replied innocently.

oh my GOD! YES! HOLY SHIT YES! Anon is VERY pleased and wasn't aware this kink existed until now *w*

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Re: 3/3 anonymous April 25 2009, 01:20:21 UTC
OMG i love how Russia is so cute and at the same time one badass mutha...

You get my drift.

Man...i love that Russian accent. Good job anon!

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OMG!!! anonymous June 10 2009, 06:04:27 UTC
I don't know where to begin!!! But let's just say that THIS wins! Totally, and epicly. I love how you describe the slightly reluctant Matthew and the innocent-yet-still-chillingly-sinister Ivan.

Plus, I'm so glad you mention the Russian accent!

"Yeah, you know, what you do before you, er, do it."
"But I have already tied you up."
Fffffffffff--------- Oh gawd~ You win the internet and RUSSIA for that!

Plus, the LAST line. I honestly did not expect that. Was thinking of something *cough* else... But man! I can rattle on but I don't think I should, so I'll just shut-up, bookmark this and reread all over again!

Lol~ What the, captcha goes: scald $187,447,000

=]

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Re: 3/3 anonymous November 28 2012, 22:29:15 UTC
Milk that I am drinking.... $2.49
Blanket I'm under......$10.70
iPod I'm reading this from......$225.00
This story......Priceless
Thank you love, the last line was very awesome by the way.

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