In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

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Okay, let's make history and be more epic than these people, shall we?

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[anonymous]

Rubber ducky gave me an idea.

Poland/Lithuania, playing with sock puppets.
Bonus points if one (or both) of the puppets is another country.

History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

This is actually not the rubber ducky anon, and I don't usually like doing fills that are claimed, but this had been sitting around so long that I thought I would give it a try? I hope the other author-anon goes ahead with this, though, because I would very much like to read another version and I know mine is pathetically short. S-sorry, OP, I couldn't resist. <3

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“This is, like, totally normal for me,” said Russia, and half a glass of ice cubes fell on his head. “You wanna pick a fight in winter? I’m gonna be like, ‘Oh my god, are you thinking?’”

In reply, Germany stooped and picked up one of the chunks of ice in his mouth. It was a poor fit, and his cheeks swelled with the effort. Without a word, he spit it at the larger nation; the ice flew in a perfect arc to strike Russia’s right eye. It was a direct hit, and the eye teetered uncertainly for a moment before it came off, a purple button spinning to the floor.

Russia turned to stare at it, face comically near, with the only one that remained to him. “Oh no, you didn’t.

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

dear god -- anon, ILU. lkfjfhg ♥

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

I'm rolling on the floor over here XD

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

MY ONLY PROBLEM WITH THIS IS HOW SHORT IT IS. ILU ANON

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

Poland + Puppets = The Best History Class Ever.

Awesome, awesome job anon!

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

omg, poland! xDDDDD
you're amazing <3

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

ilu Anon, I couldn't stop laughing while reading this.

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

THIS ANON WANTS AUTHORANON TO WRITE MORE OF THIS EPIC BABYSITTING

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

I'm embarrassed to admit that polish history in my country is so idealized that there should be a puppet!poland pwning Russia and Germany.

OP

[anonymous]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WRITER!ANON <33333 I was actually getting kinda sad that this might not be filled...
BUT YOU REJUVENATED ME AND GAVE ME HOPE AGAIN. ILU. *glomps and gives internets*
Nice touch with Sealand, I LOL-ed.

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

THIS WAS LIKE,
OH MY GAWD TOTALLY PERFECT
skfhsafjhjd ♥

Really, really well written. Short and sweet! Anon!Author is fantastic.

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

8D Oh my god, this is one of the BEST FILLS.

I loved how you wrote Poland with puppet!Russia.

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

Can I have Poland has my world history teacher? It would be, like, FABULOUS!

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

I VOTE THAT THIS IS THE BEST FANFIC EVER WRITTE. FOR SRS.

Re: History According to Poland (1/1)

[anonymous]

This is one of the most adorable drabbles on the meme, I swear.