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In order to celebrate HETALIA'S anime adaptation. AXIS POWERS HETALIA KINK MEME

Jul 25, 2008 15:44

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anonymous November 18 2008, 08:27:49 UTC

This meme has made me realize I have a thing for reading phonesex.

So, I'm asking for one.

America/UK, phonesex, please!

Let's put America's love for talking to some good use, eh?

Worse than Telemarketers [1/2] anonymous November 19 2008, 11:49:48 UTC

Arthur has just set the pot of water on the stove to boile when the phone rings. For a moment he is tempted not to answer it. After all, it is Sunday and tea-time, and since no sensible person would call during tea-time, the person on the other end is obviously completely non-sensible. It is probably Alfred. He turns back to his teapot.

The phone rings again.

What if it's important?

On the third ring Arthur sighs and goes to fetch the phone. "Yes, hello? Who is it?"

"So I'm naked."

It is Alfred. And it's going to be one of those conversations. Arthur closes his eyes and takes a deep breath in a silent prayer for patience.

"Good for you. I'm very proud. Have you learned to dress yourself again yet?"

Alfred laughs. "What're you wearing?"

"You had better not be drunk. Isn't it still morning over there?"

"I bet you're wearing a tie. And a shirt with a collar and sensible trousers." He says 'sensible trousers' in accent that is both obviously mocking and gratingly off. "And a sweatervest ( ... )

Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 19 2008, 11:50:34 UTC

"Tell me what you're doing," Alfred says again. "Tell me."

"I'm not, I won't, I-oh, Alfred, I-I refuse to play this game with you."

"Sounds like you're already playing."

"Sod off."

"Oh, I am."

"That's not-" But suddenly Alfred is making an entirely different strain of noises, loud and wanton and no longer contrived, and Arthur recognizes that he is coming and, what's worse, he himself is not far behind. "Oh bloody hell," he hisses, and bites down hard on his lip to cut off his own cry before it gets any ideas.

For a moment there is nothing on the line except the sound of Alfred's ragged breathing. Arthur slumps against the wall, trying valiantly to compose himself.

"So." Alfred breaks the silence (as he always does). "Was it good for you?"

Arthur slams the phone back onto its cradle with a strangled howl of frustration.

Never again, he thinks, will he answer the phone during tea-time.

OP anonymous November 19 2008, 12:40:26 UTC

I LOVE THIS A LOT thank you <3333

I love how they snipe at each other and how America essentially did England's part for him. BRILLIANT.

Writer anonymous November 19 2008, 17:52:25 UTC

And I, for one, love YOU for making this request, because I had SO MUCH FUN writing it.

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 19 2008, 12:41:12 UTC

PFFFFTahahahaha

Not the OP, but I love you.

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 19 2008, 16:30:08 UTC

ILU, ANON. That was great hahahaah

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 19 2008, 21:01:30 UTC

Oh yes. With the title I was already dying, but I outright collapsed by the end of it. Hilariously hot, and I loved how you made those two boys interact. Love for you and the fic, writer.<3

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 20 2008, 01:28:15 UTC

...beautiful.

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 20 2008, 02:22:05 UTC

Ngh.

So. Mind-breakingly. Hot. Thank you, anon!

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 20 2008, 06:18:42 UTC

"Hello, who is it?"
"So I'm naked"

THiS. BEST LINE EVER.

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous December 4 2009, 17:00:35 UTC

SECONDED ON AN INCREDIBLE DEGREE.

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous August 3 2010, 08:55:07 UTC

THIRD!!! I laughed so hard. when ever I get a phone call while making tea I'll pick it up and say "You better not be naked"

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous July 16 2011, 22:35:28 UTC

Fourth'd! I literally laughed out loud that that part and it was just the opening. Every line of America's is fucking 24-carat gold in this, anon. Loved it!

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 26 2012, 03:38:54 UTC

Fifth'd!! It was just pure genious! I can imagine it perfectly too! England's face like Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）

Re: Worse than Telemarketers [2/2] anonymous November 20 2008, 06:50:17 UTC

Either Writer!Anon is British, or Writer!Anon is very good at imitating British speech.

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