Lolwut Swine Flu :B
anonymous
May 1 2009, 18:18:56 UTC
I want a world conference where everyone is wearing medical masks, and is disinfecting everything while attempting to discuss what to do about the Swine Flu. Random Mexico-tan is required.
Lots of point and blaming other nations for the flu as well.
B: Someone passes out from the amount of chemicals from the disinfecting of everything because they forgot to wear a mask. Another B: Someone gets high off the cleaning products.
It's Like A Party [1/?]
anonymous
May 6 2009, 21:15:10 UTC
The conference topic sort of ... winds up veering a little away from what OP requested, sorry. xDD;; My apologies for shortness, and any OOC characters, this is my first attempt at a fill (or really, anything Hetalia
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It's Like A Party [2/?]
anonymous
May 6 2009, 21:20:10 UTC
For a minute, no one spoke. And then, slowly, Mexico got to his feet. "I'd ... like to start things off by apologizing," he began. "I ... should have closed all airports and trade ports the minute I heard about a widespread illness, but ... I didn't. And ... I'm very, very sorry." He paused, taking a deep breath. "I ... didn't think it'd be that big
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Really? 8DDD;;; I was so worried I couldn't do the amazing prompt justice. xD Ahahaha. Close. You'll see >33 ... B-baked treats? 8333333 MORE IS RIGHT ON ITS WAY. <333
Re: It's Like A Party [3/?]
anonymous
May 7 2009, 11:12:25 UTC
LITHUANIA HAS SWINE FLU GET AWAY FROM HIM EVERYBODY WILL DIE IF YOU DONNNNNNN'T BE TERRIFIED.
Fantastic job, anon. This whole Swine Flu thing makes me lol so hard. I mean, of course people dying isn't amusing, but the way we've blown it into BIGGER THAN AIDS AND PLAGUE AND INFLUENZA OUTBREAK is awesome.
Re: It's Like A Party [3/?]
anonymous
May 7 2009, 15:14:45 UTC
I am like, totally in love right now. xD
But.
Ay, pobre Mexico. D:
But here's a little bit more information: it's true that Swine flu probably came from Mexico, but it was the result of a badly maintained American-run slaughter house. Or something of that sort.
Well, that's what I've read up on and seen so far. <<;
It's Like A Party [6/?]
anonymous
May 7 2009, 15:28:14 UTC
Chaos was well on its way to breaking out. Several nations were busy carrying out their plan to resucitate Lithuania (and one other was busy smacking some sense into France, who had rather suggestively offered to risk his life giving the poor Baltic nation mouth-to-mouth), and several others were busy purifying more water (some to try to calm down Estonia, and some more because Germany had discovered the handlebar moustche on his mask and the general consensus was that Italy was also going to need some resucitating in the near future). Yet a few more nations were now trying (and failing) to shout over the noise and create some sort of plan to fall back on in case Swine Flu became a global pandemic. Romano was singing something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like "buono tomato buono tomato buono buono ooh", and Switzerland had redrawn the pigs on the board and was now using them for target practice. The noise level was raising by the minute, and it seemed the meeting was getting entirely out of hand
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Re: It's Like A Party [3/?]
anonymous
May 7 2009, 15:18:05 UTC
This is as awesome as the crazy reactions of the uninformed. I love everyone's reactions, and am dearly looking forward to more panic, chaos and disinfectant. Write on, Anon!
Writer!Anon Apologizes
anonymous
May 8 2009, 15:02:53 UTC
So sorry about the delay between the last few parts and the next few. ; A; Life decided to nom on my head, and my inspiration decided to dry up. =w= They'll be up, never fear, but it might be another day or so. Very sorry. D:
Lots of point and blaming other nations for the flu as well.
B: Someone passes out from the amount of chemicals from the disinfecting of everything because they forgot to wear a mask.
Another B: Someone gets high off the cleaning products.
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That's so fantastic.
I demand more.
AND IS LITHUANIA GETTING HIGH ON THE CLEANER!? GOD--YES.
*flails around* MORE PLEASE? I'M ALREADY PREPARING BAKED TREATS.
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I was so worried I couldn't do the amazing prompt justice. xD
Ahahaha. Close. You'll see >33
... B-baked treats? 8333333
MORE IS RIGHT ON ITS WAY. <333
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Fantastic job, anon. This whole Swine Flu thing makes me lol so hard. I mean, of course people dying isn't amusing, but the way we've blown it into BIGGER THAN AIDS AND PLAGUE AND INFLUENZA OUTBREAK is awesome.
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But.
Ay, pobre Mexico. D:
But here's a little bit more information: it's true that Swine flu probably came from Mexico, but it was the result of a badly maintained American-run slaughter house. Or something of that sort.
Well, that's what I've read up on and seen so far. <<;
Oh, America. :'D
Enough rambling. KEEP GOING, AUTHOR!ANON! >3<
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:D
If so--this fic just became the BEST thing ever.
*nominates this fic for a Webby*
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; A;
Life decided to nom on my head, and my inspiration decided to dry up. =w=
They'll be up, never fear, but it might be another day or so. Very sorry. D:
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