Something Like a Love Letter [1/?]
anonymous
May 24 2009, 05:46:38 UTC
I connected the second fill to this one, but just a little. ---
Yo Russia!
Arthur found out about our 'gift' exchange, and told me to email you so we can stop "acting like immature gits". He just came over to me while I was in the middle of enjoying a good dozen burgers and started nagging at me! Geez, can't a guy eat in peace? He was even complaining about how he couldn't understand what I was saying while I tried to keep eating, yet he chose that time to come talk to me. He should know that a hero needs to eat!
Plus I don't see any reason why to apologize or anything. I'm sure you loved your gift as much as I loved mine. I finally found a good way to put those condoms to use!
So yeah. You can just ignore this since I only did it so Arthur could leave me alone. God he acts like he's my dad or something.
Peace out, Alfred F. Jones
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Привет America,
I could not resist replying to your apology. At least I think that's what it was. It was hard to tell from your idiotic rambling. England is probably just concerned about us
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Something Like a Love Letter [6/?]
anonymous
May 26 2009, 20:37:35 UTC
Yo Ivan,
Well... that's great! I dunno when I'll be free again, but I'll let you know ASAP! Be glad because I'm never agreeing with you on that ever again! I'll be happy to forget about the whole thing. It was stupid anyway.
You mean besides picking on Spain for fun and booty? Haha... booty. Huh? Warm? I never thought of it that way. I can see how relieving it must be then when it's freezing out all the time. Oh Uncle Sam and Founding Fathers... this is horrible! I'm sorry, man. I really am. I didn't mean it, but I was drunk, ya know? Wait, we didn't do anything, right? Please tell me we didn't.
Having A Panic Attack Now, Alfred F. Jones
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Hello Alfred,
I'll be waiting then. You do not know if that is for certain. Another scenerio like that might happen again. It was very stupid.
Yes besides that. Why don't you ask him yourself? Exactly. It's quite comforting during those cold, lonely nights. ...I thought that was the case. It's not like you would feel that way towards someone like me anyway. No, we did not. I dropped you off
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Something Like a Love Letter [7/8]
anonymous
May 27 2009, 01:36:26 UTC
Dear Alfred,
Did you and Russia get into a fight? I've been trying to get into his house for days since no one has heard anything from him, but he won't answer even though the lights are on. I know it's bad for me to assume that you had something to do with this, but everyone says that you've also been trying to make contact with Russia. I heard from England that you've been emailing each other, so I thought my best guess was to contact you here
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Re: Something Like a Love Letter [7/8]
anonymous
May 27 2009, 03:24:05 UTC
AAAAAAAAAAH! How could you leave me hanging like that? This finally made me ship these two, and now I'm just waiting for the conclusion. Oh, you have their characters so, SO right. I love it! AH! Cannot wait for the end!
Something Like a Love Letter [8/8]
anonymous
May 28 2009, 01:58:01 UTC
Hello Alfred,
Was it really necessary to some to my house with a chainsaw, slice down my door, and hunt me down until you found me huddling in a corner because I thought you were my sister? I honestly do not think so. And you say I'm unpredictable. Still, I'm glad you did. You were very worried about me, yes? You looked like you did with all the crying and apologizing you did
( ... )
Re: Something Like a Love Letter [8/8]
anonymous
May 28 2009, 02:13:35 UTC
I can't believe you ended it there D:
That was a very amusing series of letters (I have to say, the image of Russia hiding from chainsaw!America thinking it was Belarus had me cracking up) and I highly enjoyed reading them ♥
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Yo Russia!
Arthur found out about our 'gift' exchange, and told me to email you so we can stop "acting like immature gits". He just came over to me while I was in the middle of enjoying a good dozen burgers and started nagging at me! Geez, can't a guy eat in peace? He was even complaining about how he couldn't understand what I was saying while I tried to keep eating, yet he chose that time to come talk to me. He should know that a hero needs to eat!
Plus I don't see any reason why to apologize or anything. I'm sure you loved your gift as much as I loved mine. I finally found a good way to put those condoms to use!
So yeah. You can just ignore this since I only did it so Arthur could leave me alone. God he acts like he's my dad or something.
Peace out,
Alfred F. Jones
---
Привет America,
I could not resist replying to your apology. At least I think that's what it was. It was hard to tell from your idiotic rambling. England is probably just concerned about us ( ... )
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But, seriously, what did that poor bastard waiter do? xD
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Well... that's great! I dunno when I'll be free again, but I'll let you know ASAP! Be glad because I'm never agreeing with you on that ever again! I'll be happy to forget about the whole thing. It was stupid anyway.
You mean besides picking on Spain for fun and booty? Haha... booty. Huh? Warm? I never thought of it that way. I can see how relieving it must be then when it's freezing out all the time. Oh Uncle Sam and Founding Fathers... this is horrible! I'm sorry, man. I really am. I didn't mean it, but I was drunk, ya know? Wait, we didn't do anything, right? Please tell me we didn't.
Having A Panic Attack Now,
Alfred F. Jones
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Hello Alfred,
I'll be waiting then. You do not know if that is for certain. Another scenerio like that might happen again. It was very stupid.
Yes besides that. Why don't you ask him yourself? Exactly. It's quite comforting during those cold, lonely nights. ...I thought that was the case. It's not like you would feel that way towards someone like me anyway. No, we did not. I dropped you off ( ... )
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Please continue ;_;
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Pleeease continue, anon! <3
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Did you and Russia get into a fight? I've been trying to get into his house for days since no one has heard anything from him, but he won't answer even though the lights are on. I know it's bad for me to assume that you had something to do with this, but everyone says that you've also been trying to make contact with Russia. I heard from England that you've been emailing each other, so I thought my best guess was to contact you here ( ... )
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I can't wait to see how things'll work out between these two. ;u;
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reCaptcha And Starves. Yes, Russia needs love Captcha.
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I need to read the last part now!!!!!!!
Go Alfred go!
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Was it really necessary to some to my house with a chainsaw, slice down my door, and hunt me down until you found me huddling in a corner because I thought you were my sister? I honestly do not think so. And you say I'm unpredictable. Still, I'm glad you did. You were very worried about me, yes? You looked like you did with all the crying and apologizing you did ( ... )
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That was a very amusing series of letters (I have to say, the image of Russia hiding from chainsaw!America thinking it was Belarus had me cracking up) and I highly enjoyed reading them ♥
(not OP, btw)
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OH GOD, that first letter that Russia sent...OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn, that made my day, seriously. I haven't laughed like that in awhile, ahahaha! x'D
Geezus, I'm so glad you wrote this. One of my favorite fics with this pair so far. GREAT JOB!!!
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