Asked for Gakuen Hetalia AU where Arthur cross-dresses and manages to confuse the living daylights out of Alfred and his thoughts on sexuality.
... Now with more proof that it's only cross-dressing and not just a hermaphrodite in disguise.
Also, a good day to jello!anon. Recaptcha posted from last chapter might be referring to an old song. A-And, OP, I hope that I'm still following your request here this anon will love you forever if you do make one.
Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [10/?]
anonymous
June 4 2009, 08:18:47 UTC
The game plan, Alfred told himself repeatedly after he'd gotten over being a loser, was made to make Arthur truly realize that he (Alfred, that was) was the most awesome person in the world. This game plan that Alfred had thought up consisted of many parts. Namely, following Arthur around while spreading awesome "might have been propaganda if not for the fact that it was real" about Alfred, annoying Arthur (which was the most fun part), consistently prodding -- both physically and verbally -- Arthur, and possibly other parts that Alfred would think up of as things progressed
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Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [11/?]
anonymous
June 4 2009, 08:20:00 UTC
He soon reached the locker room. Before entering, he decided to take a peek. Just to be sure that he wasn't intruding on some ghostly parade or something, of course.
Right there, right in front of him. There was Arthur. Except. There was something wrong with this Arthur.
This Arthur had bandages wrapped around his chest. Right now, he was taking off these bandages. And it was with horrifying amusement that Alfred viewed the scene in front of him grow. Pun intended, even. Not that there was much to grow, of course, but there was still some, er, noticeable lump that was becoming more and more prominent as the bandages lessened and lessened.
Alfred was attracted to the sight as he would've been attracted to a train wreck.
However, he still did remain a gentleman to some extent, so he did feel the need to intervene when he saw Arthur massaging his -- her; unless he was some creepy hermaphrodite or something -- breasts.
He burst through the door and shouted, "HOLY SHIT I'M NOT GAY!" Yes, he was indeed a gentleman.
Sorry, Alfred, You're still not Gay [12/?]
anonymous
June 5 2009, 14:00:43 UTC
It was a nice little fast food restaurant situated on the corner a block away from their school. Alfred was a regular there and was quite a hit with the ladies; both facts not surprising Arthur all that much
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Sorry, Alfred, You're still not Gay [13/?]
anonymous
June 5 2009, 14:05:23 UTC
"Knew you'd see it my way." He grinned. "So why? Why be a guy for, like, four years?"
"It's not like I wanted to masquerade as a man either. I was perfectly fine being a girl." She had that dreamy-looking smile on her face. "But then," a sour look crossed her face, "they had to go and pick on me about it. It doesn't help that father indulges their tomfoolery, too. It's not my fault I'm the only woman in the family."
"They made you dress up like a guy then?"
"Father told me to. And then they said that there was no way any girl could do the things boys could do. I was positively enraged by that. Just who do they think they are?" Her fists were clenching.
Alfred backed away a bit. "You're a feminist, huh?"
"Feminism, chauvinism. They're all rubbish."
"You're out to prove them wrong then?"
"What men can do, women can do also. The same goes either way."
"... Actually, you'd be more convincing if you did it while dressing normally."
"I would've done that if not for the fact that they insisted that I dress like a man -- to
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Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [14/?]
anonymous
June 6 2009, 09:36:09 UTC
"Alfred!" Francis shouted as he ran after the taller blond. "Alfred!" He called again when it seemed as if Alfred didn't hear him.
Alfred stopped and turned around. He grinned at seeing that it was Francis. "Hey!" He waited for the other to catch up with him.
When Francis was an arm's length away from Alfred, he got his phone out from his pocket and browsed through it before shoving it into Alfred's face. "Is this real?" he asked.
"Huh what?" Alfred asked.
"Look at the picture!"
"No need to get your panties in a bunch." Alfred took the phone and looked at the picture on it. And then he all but gawked at it.
"Antonio was walking with the Vargas brothers on the way home when they saw you and this highly suspicious woman being friendly with each other in your favorite fast food chain without any third party. Is this really you? Who is she? When did you meet? She's not from our school, I know. She looks awfully familiar though. Don't tell me that she's your childhood friend that moved away nine years ago and is now back to resume a
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Sorry, Alfred, You're Still Not Gay [15/?]
anonymous
June 6 2009, 09:38:25 UTC
"Romantically involved with?" Arthur's clutch on the cellphone tightened.
Francis furiously nodded. "But I'm only assuming it of course. Of course."
"I see then. I will have to talk with Jones about this one, if only to avoid another female clogging up the doorway to the student council office while complaining about her broken heart." She took Alfred by the collar of his button-up uniform shirt and started dragging him away.
"What about my cellphone?"
She looked at him. "What cellphone, Bonnefoy
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Asked for Gakuen Hetalia AU where Arthur cross-dresses and manages to confuse the living daylights out of Alfred and his thoughts on sexuality.
... Now with more proof that it's only cross-dressing and not just a hermaphrodite in disguise.
Also, a good day to jello!anon. Recaptcha posted from last chapter might be referring to an old song. A-And, OP, I hope that I'm still following your request here this anon will love you forever if you do make one.
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Right there, right in front of him. There was Arthur. Except. There was something wrong with this Arthur.
This Arthur had bandages wrapped around his chest. Right now, he was taking off these bandages. And it was with horrifying amusement that Alfred viewed the scene in front of him grow. Pun intended, even. Not that there was much to grow, of course, but there was still some, er, noticeable lump that was becoming more and more prominent as the bandages lessened and lessened.
Alfred was attracted to the sight as he would've been attracted to a train wreck.
However, he still did remain a gentleman to some extent, so he did feel the need to intervene when he saw Arthur massaging his -- her; unless he was some creepy hermaphrodite or something -- breasts.
He burst through the door and shouted, "HOLY SHIT I'M NOT GAY!" Yes, he was indeed a gentleman.
"Oh fuck get out!" ( ... )
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OH AUTHOR ANON, ILU. ILU SO HAAARD.
(I'll see if I can bribe someone with fanart for this.
I LOVE LOVE ALFRED'S REACTION. ♥
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Oh, oh Alfred. Such a gentleman. I love you <3
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And yes~ that goes for you too author!anon! THANK YOU so much for making my day brighter when it's raining cats and dogs and their ancestors outside.
Any particular scene you want? ;D
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"It's not like I wanted to masquerade as a man either. I was perfectly fine being a girl." She had that dreamy-looking smile on her face. "But then," a sour look crossed her face, "they had to go and pick on me about it. It doesn't help that father indulges their tomfoolery, too. It's not my fault I'm the only woman in the family."
"They made you dress up like a guy then?"
"Father told me to. And then they said that there was no way any girl could do the things boys could do. I was positively enraged by that. Just who do they think they are?" Her fists were clenching.
Alfred backed away a bit. "You're a feminist, huh?"
"Feminism, chauvinism. They're all rubbish."
"You're out to prove them wrong then?"
"What men can do, women can do also. The same goes either way."
"... Actually, you'd be more convincing if you did it while dressing normally."
"I would've done that if not for the fact that they insisted that I dress like a man -- to ( ... )
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I love girl!England. Just enough touch of girliness and Englandness! XD
♥
reCAPTCHA say: wiretaps the
...Alfred. Please tell me you didn't go this far in your stalking.
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Alfred stopped and turned around. He grinned at seeing that it was Francis. "Hey!" He waited for the other to catch up with him.
When Francis was an arm's length away from Alfred, he got his phone out from his pocket and browsed through it before shoving it into Alfred's face. "Is this real?" he asked.
"Huh what?" Alfred asked.
"Look at the picture!"
"No need to get your panties in a bunch." Alfred took the phone and looked at the picture on it. And then he all but gawked at it.
"Antonio was walking with the Vargas brothers on the way home when they saw you and this highly suspicious woman being friendly with each other in your favorite fast food chain without any third party. Is this really you? Who is she? When did you meet? She's not from our school, I know. She looks awfully familiar though. Don't tell me that she's your childhood friend that moved away nine years ago and is now back to resume a ( ... )
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Francis furiously nodded. "But I'm only assuming it of course. Of course."
"I see then. I will have to talk with Jones about this one, if only to avoid another female clogging up the doorway to the student council office while complaining about her broken heart." She took Alfred by the collar of his button-up uniform shirt and started dragging him away.
"What about my cellphone?"
She looked at him. "What cellphone, Bonnefoy ( ... )
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reCAPTCHA!anon agrees. XD Arthur just shines here, by the way. I love how she scared the scrap out of Francis. What cellphone indeed.
and oh, did I mention you'll have fanart? As soon as we get it scanned, the fucker. ♥
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FFFF. Always thought that Arthur would be like that when provoked, no matter what the gender.
And she glimmers. Like pixies.
F-F-Fanart. *_* Oh reCAPTCHA!anon, you're too much, too much. C-Crying tears of joy. ;_;
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