The wonderful tale of how little Alaska came to be. Long-ass beginning is just an excuse to poke fun at Palin and mix in a bit of one-sided UK/US. Sorry for the lack of smut. Russia/America will come later, as well as mpreg!Alfred.
A/N: Anon tried to be a smart ass and use a lot of subtle satire and political commentary (Ice Cream and hookers to whoever finds some first!).
52 Different Words for Snow [1/??]
anonymous
June 11 2009, 19:23:20 UTC
A/N: I think humming ‘Gives you Hell’ by All American Rejects, helped me write this particular part. Right in the gonads baby! Nothing like a little oblivious!politician mayhem to start the day. A smidgin of one-sided UK/US, but will later become Russia/US (I promise). Go-bama
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Re: 52 Different Words for Snow [1b(More Prologue)/??]
anonymous
June 11 2009, 19:42:50 UTC
Both countries exchanged glances. Not looks of concern, but an unspoken exchange of understanding. She didn’t know who they were and may never know. Their true identities, as the identity of other nations, were a long kept secret reserved exclusively for their bosses
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Re: 52 Different Words for Snow [1c(More Prologue)/??]
anonymous
June 11 2009, 19:45:40 UTC
A teenage girl then followed in suit, rushing into the office, but stopping to offer an apologetic glance at the two men roughly her age seated on the couch. “Eheheh, I’m very, veeeery sorry,” the girl sheepishly said as she sped her way over to the seated, brown haired governor, whispering harshly
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Re: 52 Different Words for Snow [1d(EndPrologue)/??]
anonymous
June 11 2009, 19:46:47 UTC
Turning with the chuckle, Alfred wiped an eye as he plopped wide eyed Fyodor on the sofa “Ahh, that was fun.” the young nation sighed, pouring his state a cup of hot chocolate
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Re: 52 Different Words for Snow [1d(EndPrologue)/??]
anonymous
June 11 2009, 21:23:23 UTC
.... :I Anon...I-I have no words. You have struck me dumb speechless.
Or maybe not because THIS, THIS is AWESOME! I love you! Seriously! I love you and I can't stop reading all the bits with Palin and GOLD! It's gold! o_o I will be watching for the update.
Re: 52 Different Words for Snow [1d(EndPrologue)/??]
anonymous
June 14 2009, 04:41:59 UTC
Oh yes, we Louisianans love Papa France. We dont expose ourselves for cheap plastic beads every Mardi Gras for no reason. We can't help it, its in our blood.
Re: 52 Different Words for Snow [1d(EndPrologue)/??]
anonymous
June 12 2009, 00:40:16 UTC
I'm not the author, but it says clearly that England had fathered some of Americas children. He just wished that he was the father of all of them.
I doubt that Kiku is Hawaii's father, Washington maybe but not Hawaii. It was a separate nation for years before it was a state and has a totally different culture. My guess is that there was a poppa Hawaii at one point. Or I may be wrong. We'll see what the author has to say about it.
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anonymous
June 12 2009, 01:06:25 UTC
Anon-writer...type person here.
I know Arthur definitely fathered ALOT of Alfred's chillinz. (I'd like to see a crack fic where Alfred threatens most of the world's nations with child support. Lol! That hoe-bag.)
And yea, I wasn't saying he didn't at all...but he did father some. (Keep in mind I plan on mentioning how almost all the states pick up on more that just two differents sets of features as well. YAY Multi-culturalism!!)
Ah England...he's got a few issues, but he means well and keeps Alfred fairly grounded.
Re: 52 Different Words for Snow [1d(EndPrologue)/??]
anonymous
June 15 2009, 04:11:54 UTC
Isn't there a large population of descendants from Scandinavian immigrants in the northern Midwest states? I don't know why but I can imagine that there must be a mini-Sweden-like state running around, semi-scaring the others.
And I guess England considers the original 13 his kids (except maybe New York [closest I could imagine to looks is that state would resemble Belgium, Holland's APH-canon sister], Delaware [Sweden/Finland], and Vermont [France/Canada]). And how do you know you're New England? Iggy-Brows.
On a completely different note, Texas in my head-canon is a lot like slightly friendlier Switzerland: usually goes his own way, GUNS PLZ, next to the French one (i.e. Louisiana), and concerned about the border, but he can be nice when you get to know him. New Jersey = Romano, always getting glomped by an enthusiastic California or Florida.
The wonderful tale of how little Alaska came to be. Long-ass beginning is just an excuse to poke fun at Palin and mix in a bit of one-sided UK/US. Sorry for the lack of smut. Russia/America will come later, as well as mpreg!Alfred.
A/N: Anon tried to be a smart ass and use a lot of subtle satire and political commentary (Ice Cream and hookers to whoever finds some first!).
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Or maybe not because THIS, THIS is AWESOME! I love you! Seriously! I love you and I can't stop reading all the bits with Palin and GOLD! It's gold! o_o I will be watching for the update.
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(And dude, imagine how England must feel about Louisiana, with France as the daddy!)
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Jerry Springer: Welcome back! Our segment today is, "My former colony is sleeping around when he should be mine!".
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We dont expose ourselves for cheap plastic beads every Mardi Gras for no reason.
We can't help it, its in our blood.
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Wouldn't have England fathered a few states?
At the very least, some of the eastern ones?
And if that's the case, would Kiku have fathered Hawaii?
And France Louisiana?
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I doubt that Kiku is Hawaii's father, Washington maybe but not Hawaii. It was a separate nation for years before it was a state and has a totally different culture. My guess is that there was a poppa Hawaii at one point. Or I may be wrong. We'll see what the author has to say about it.
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I know Arthur definitely fathered ALOT of Alfred's chillinz. (I'd like to see a crack fic where Alfred threatens most of the world's nations with child support. Lol! That hoe-bag.)
And yea, I wasn't saying he didn't at all...but he did father some. (Keep in mind I plan on mentioning how almost all the states pick up on more that just two differents sets of features as well. YAY Multi-culturalism!!)
Ah England...he's got a few issues, but he means well and keeps Alfred fairly grounded.
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YES TO THIS!! As soon as the request freeze is over, this is going up there baby!
France - Louisiana, Spain - Florida and California, Mexico - Texas... Maybe Holland for New York since it used to be New Amsterdam? Etc, etc!
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And I guess England considers the original 13 his kids (except maybe New York [closest I could imagine to looks is that state would resemble Belgium, Holland's APH-canon sister], Delaware [Sweden/Finland], and Vermont [France/Canada]). And how do you know you're New England? Iggy-Brows.
On a completely different note, Texas in my head-canon is a lot like slightly friendlier Switzerland: usually goes his own way, GUNS PLZ, next to the French one (i.e. Louisiana), and concerned about the border, but he can be nice when you get to know him. New Jersey = Romano, always getting glomped by an enthusiastic California or Florida.
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