The One Where A Wedding Almost Caused The End of the World (4/??)
anonymous
June 17 2009, 17:23:27 UTC
Jodie Patterson was a normal young woman. She’d grown up with normal parents, normal siblings, and had normal friends. She went to a normal high school and a normal college. She had a normal boyfriend who she was starting to get serious with. This made her occupation as a clerk in the court section that handled divorces very ironic. She worked normally worked normal shifts, but today one of her co-workers had to leave for (ironically enough) a wedding, so Jodie was taking her shift for her
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Re: The One Where A Wedding Almost Caused The End of the World (4b/??)
anonymous
June 17 2009, 17:24:06 UTC
Sensing her distress, Jones began to calm down.
“Guys, guys, calm down!” He exclaimed, waving his hands to grab the attention of his “wives” and… “husbands” or whatever the hell these freaks called each other. “She’s got a point! We just have to appeal to the government of Nevada!” “And how the bloody fucking hell do you propose we do that!?” The British guy demanded. “Well, we’re gonna have to go to Carson City.” “Why!?” the other “countries” demanded, sounding almost like whiny children who didn’t want to go for a long ride in the car. “Because that’s the Nevada State Capital.” “I thought this was the capital?” One young man with brown hair and a strange hair curl asked. “No, this is Nevada’s largest city because of all the gambling and easy marriages and all that stuff. Carson City is where the Nevada State government works.”
Grumbling, the “countries” began to shuffle out, ignoring Jodie, who by this point had retreated under the desk, crying.
The One Where A Wedding Almost Caused The End of the World (5/??)
anonymous
June 17 2009, 17:26:34 UTC
“Wouldn’t it, like, make more sense to just ask your boss to, like, annul it?” Poland asked America as the latter started the car. “Well, technically we’re only married here in Nevada. The other 49 states probably won’t recognize it
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The One Where A Wedding Almost Caused The End of the World (6/??)
anonymous
June 17 2009, 17:58:07 UTC
Every eye turned to France and Prussia, then back to Nevada.
“Well, I obviously couldn’t keep such a hilarious story to myself, so I called up the other States and they thought it was pretty funny too! So they decided to recognize your marriage as legal.”
“Can they do that?” England looked at America. “I… think they can.” America nodded. “Even D.C. approved.” Nevada grinned. “America, are you going to fix this or not?” Germany glared at him.
Why is this my fault!? America thought to himself as the other Nations gave him dark looks.
“Look, what are we worried about!?” He said, trying to diffuse the situation. “We’re Nations! Foreign countries! This is only here! It can’t possibly be legal elsewhere!”
It worked. Realization dawned on their faces. Some began to laugh.
“That’s true!” “I can’t believe we got worried over nothing!” “Our bosses wouldn’t possibly recognize this.” Spain chuckled.
Washington D.C., many hours later“I can’t believe our bosses recognized this.” Spain said, slumping into a bench outside the meeting room
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The One Where A Wedding Almost Caused The End of the World (7/??)
anonymous
July 7 2009, 08:34:14 UTC
You know how when something terrible happens, it’s often described as “like watching a train wreck”? That’s what the video of the Nations’ “wedding night” was like. Every single one of them, with the notable exception of Hungary, knew they weren’t going to like what they would see, but they just couldn’t look away
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“Guys, guys, calm down!” He exclaimed, waving his hands to grab the attention of his “wives” and… “husbands” or whatever the hell these freaks called each other. “She’s got a point! We just have to appeal to the government of Nevada!”
“And how the bloody fucking hell do you propose we do that!?” The British guy demanded.
“Well, we’re gonna have to go to Carson City.”
“Why!?” the other “countries” demanded, sounding almost like whiny children who didn’t want to go for a long ride in the car.
“Because that’s the Nevada State Capital.”
“I thought this was the capital?” One young man with brown hair and a strange hair curl asked.
“No, this is Nevada’s largest city because of all the gambling and easy marriages and all that stuff. Carson City is where the Nevada State government works.”
Grumbling, the “countries” began to shuffle out, ignoring Jodie, who by this point had retreated under the desk, crying.
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“Well, I obviously couldn’t keep such a hilarious story to myself, so I called up the other States and they thought it was pretty funny too! So they decided to recognize your marriage as legal.”
“Can they do that?” England looked at America.
“I… think they can.” America nodded.
“Even D.C. approved.” Nevada grinned.
“America, are you going to fix this or not?” Germany glared at him.
Why is this my fault!? America thought to himself as the other Nations gave him dark looks.
“Look, what are we worried about!?” He said, trying to diffuse the situation. “We’re Nations! Foreign countries! This is only here! It can’t possibly be legal elsewhere!”
It worked. Realization dawned on their faces. Some began to laugh.
“That’s true!”
“I can’t believe we got worried over nothing!”
“Our bosses wouldn’t possibly recognize this.” Spain chuckled.
Washington D.C., many hours later“I can’t believe our bosses recognized this.” Spain said, slumping into a bench outside the meeting room ( ... )
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And Nevada? GENIUS.
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I approve!
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WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS.
Obviously does not stay in Vegas anymore. -bricked for lame joke-
BUT LMAO THIS. "But this one says The United States of America, and this one says The People's Republic of China..."
That poor girl ROFL.
And jfgjkljfdkl Next part, przzzzz. ;A; I wanna see their reactions to the videos from the wedding night. ♥
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Right. Anon supposes she should have posted that when she posted the fill.
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"marital duties"....That cracks me up.
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