mafia!Romano wanting to destroy the site? Someone getting paranoid much to the other's "wtf" reaction? Hurt/comfort of the lulz kind? Something else? I don't care! I trust you, writer(s)!anon(s)!
reCaptcha: Lovino goutiest. ...that's the weirdest one I've gotten so far.
Buono Tomato [1/?]
anonymous
June 22 2009, 15:36:20 UTC
This is the potential writer!anon from above :) I know this isn't much, but the next bit will change to Spain's POV. I'm not sure when I'll get that written...with any luck it'll be tonight, but we'll see what happens. For now, enjoy the first part...and I apologize for the crack ahead of time.Romano had decided that visiting Spain’s house would be a fun, relaxing idea. He’d get away from his idiotic brother and that potato bastard…get some free meals…create a mess that he didn’t have to clean. Perfect. And it was going perfectly until Spain told Romano to make himself at home while he went out grocery shopping. Of course, Romano was invited to join him, but the Italian quickly decided that staying in Spain’s home would be a lot less irritating than spending time in that overly chaotic supermarket
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anonymous
June 22 2009, 16:37:38 UTC
Lolololol~ Not OP but pressing that F5 button like a maniac and grinning like an idiot for updates! This... this! I can see lulzy crack and, and... Ah~ Just please continue on! I'll camp here and jamming my finger at the "update" button. =D
OMG anon. Te amo♥♥♥. It's so easy to image Lovino being like that and omg, that last sentence makes me think of the lulz to come and squirm on my seat in anticipation. And I love the title.
Worry not about the crack and write at your own pace, I shall wait! ♥
Unfortunately, it seems I'm going to have you squirming in anticipation longer than I expected...I seem to have contracted a really nasty perpetual headache which makes it quite difficult to write :(
I'm so sorry for the unexpected delay and I promise to get more up as soon as possible ♥
Buono Tomato [2/?]
anonymous
June 26 2009, 19:30:01 UTC
Author!Anon thanks you for being patient, OP. I really am sorry for the unexpected delay.Spain had been told time and time again that he was oblivious and never noticed anything that happened under his nose. What everyone didn’t realize was that he wasn’t the completely oblivious, he just preferred focusing on other things. That being said, the moment he entered his house, his arms full of groceries, he immediately felt the murderous chill in the air. “Romano!” He called out cheerfully, his tone giving no indication that he noticed something wrong. There was no response, worrying Spain slightly. Quickly he went to the kitchen to put the groceries down. He dimly noted that his perpetually full basket of tomatoes was missing, but wasted no time in wondering why, more worried about Romano
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Oh author!anon, if I didn't know better (well, I think? XD), I'd say you know me. Because this is perfect! The "evil muffins", the fucking basket of tomatoes at his feet, the suit and just, everything. ♥
(Also, anon above me? I'll be calling him Don Romano or Don Lovino forever now.)
You don't have to thank me about anything, it's quite the other way around. <3 I'll certainly be waiting for more!
Buono Tomato [3/?]
anonymous
June 30 2009, 16:31:29 UTC
Romano struggled in Spain’s arms for a few moments before giving up with a grumbled, “You bastard,” followed by something remarkably similar to a sob.
“Are you crying, Romano?” Spain adjusted his hold on the other Nation so that he was now holding the other in a comforting hug as opposed to a headlock.
“No, you jackass,” the crying Italian muttered, finding the strength to push Spain away. He turned and gave the older Nation a murderous look. “How could you?”
“How could I what?”
“This!” Romano shoved a magazine in Spain’s face. “How could you publish this? I thought…chigi! Dammit Spain! I thought what-I thought that tomatoes would always-how could you betray them! Bastard!” Romano turned away from the confused Spaniard, not wanting the other Nation to see how obviously upset he was.
Spain, feeling fairly confident that Romano wasn’t going to lunge at him again, looked at the magazine, his confusion quickly turning to comprehension. “Romano, I assure you, I knew nothing about this website.”
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anonymous
October 5 2011, 21:40:54 UTC
just wanted to say, after i read this, i went to the tomato site, and i don't know if it was you or someone else, but someone wrote in the guestbook the exact thing that spain wrote.
If you go a bit farther back, you can see all the hetalia related spam in that guestbook. it is BEAUTIFUL. I love this fandom. <3
Buono Tomato [4/4]
anonymous
June 30 2009, 17:15:28 UTC
There was a sound of someone clearing their throat, and the Nations turned to the doorway, seeing a nervous looking Italian fellow. “Uh, hello, Don Lovino?” The man more asked than said, the murderous expression in the Nations’ eyes making him more nervous than he already was.
“What?” Romano snapped, unable to conceal a smirk when the man paled.
“I was told that I, ah, could be of assistance, sir?”
“Are you good with computers and the Internet?” Spain asked, shooting the man a bright smile that didn’t seem to fit the anger in his eyes.
“Yes, sir, ah--“
“Antonio.”
“Antonio. I’m one of the best around.”
“Then get over here and remove this website!” Romano yelled. The Italian man nodded and hurried over, quickly setting to work on the website. When he was offered a tomato by Spain a few minutes in, he very nearly declined, but considering the website he had been hired to destroy and the anger he could feel coming off in waves from the other two, he took it, thanking the Spaniard whole-heartedly.
BWAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
anonymous
June 30 2009, 18:14:14 UTC
You're ingenious!!! OH GOD!!! I soooooooooooo did not see that coming! Granted I took the bait of England being the culprit. But noooooooooooooo~ It was Canada and Sealand!!!
Writer!anon, you pwn'ed me badly! Ah, to see Spain with his axe waving around again, and Don Lovino! 8DDDDDDDDDD
This is going into the list of my fav kink meme! \o/
Ah, I wish I could offer you something so... Ah... Have a tomato?
http://www.tomatoesareevil.com
mafia!Romano wanting to destroy the site? Someone getting paranoid much to the other's "wtf" reaction? Hurt/comfort of the lulz kind? Something else? I don't care! I trust you, writer(s)!anon(s)!
reCaptcha: Lovino goutiest. ...that's the weirdest one I've gotten so far.
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Worry not about the crack and write at your own pace, I shall wait! ♥
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Unfortunately, it seems I'm going to have you squirming in anticipation longer than I expected...I seem to have contracted a really nasty perpetual headache which makes it quite difficult to write :(
I'm so sorry for the unexpected delay and I promise to get more up as soon as possible ♥
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Really, I'll wait as long as I need to, there's absolutely no need to apologize <3. Do take care of yourself, author!non ♥.
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Shall await the next update!
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Not!OP just loves mafia!romano~ he's soooooo KYOOOTTTTT
*waits eagerly for the next chap*
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(Also, anon above me? I'll be calling him Don Romano or Don Lovino forever now.)
You don't have to thank me about anything, it's quite the other way around. <3 I'll certainly be waiting for more!
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I'm glad you're enjoying it, OP ♥
Also, anon above OP and me? He will now forever be Don Romano in my mind, too. Thank you for that ♥
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“Are you crying, Romano?” Spain adjusted his hold on the other Nation so that he was now holding the other in a comforting hug as opposed to a headlock.
“No, you jackass,” the crying Italian muttered, finding the strength to push Spain away. He turned and gave the older Nation a murderous look. “How could you?”
“How could I what?”
“This!” Romano shoved a magazine in Spain’s face. “How could you publish this? I thought…chigi! Dammit Spain! I thought what-I thought that tomatoes would always-how could you betray them! Bastard!” Romano turned away from the confused Spaniard, not wanting the other Nation to see how obviously upset he was.
Spain, feeling fairly confident that Romano wasn’t going to lunge at him again, looked at the magazine, his confusion quickly turning to comprehension. “Romano, I assure you, I knew nothing about this website.”
“Bullshit! It’s in your magazine! You ( ... )
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If you go a bit farther back, you can see all the hetalia related spam in that guestbook. it is BEAUTIFUL. I love this fandom. <3
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“What?” Romano snapped, unable to conceal a smirk when the man paled.
“I was told that I, ah, could be of assistance, sir?”
“Are you good with computers and the Internet?” Spain asked, shooting the man a bright smile that didn’t seem to fit the anger in his eyes.
“Yes, sir, ah--“
“Antonio.”
“Antonio. I’m one of the best around.”
“Then get over here and remove this website!” Romano yelled. The Italian man nodded and hurried over, quickly setting to work on the website. When he was offered a tomato by Spain a few minutes in, he very nearly declined, but considering the website he had been hired to destroy and the anger he could feel coming off in waves from the other two, he took it, thanking the Spaniard whole-heartedly.
--“I’ve finished, sirs,” the ( ... )
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Writer!anon, you pwn'ed me badly! Ah, to see Spain with his axe waving around again, and Don Lovino! 8DDDDDDDDDD
This is going into the list of my fav kink meme! \o/
Ah, I wish I could offer you something so... Ah... Have a tomato?
so-not-op
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