Like OMG, Gag Me With a Spoon
anonymous
June 27 2009, 04:29:22 UTC
Under the premise that Feliciano and Feliks Are TTLY BFF JILLS
Anyone/Italy
(Nation of your choice) has feelings for Italy, and vice versa, and wants to ask him out.
But Poland, being the BFF he is, cockblocks the hell out of him, because he's like 110 percent sure this person is not right for Italy and is just a player (when in reality, it's just because he does not like them or has had previous altercations with)
And (nation of your choice) knows that if they go against Poland, Italy will choose his friend over them. So (nation of your choice, tee hee) starts doing a bunch of different things (and probably fails a few) in order to give off a good impression on both nations.
Take this however you please anon~
Bonus if the nation of your choice ISN'T Germany, and is someone he's rarely paired up with (America, Spain, Russia, etc)
An Awesome Best Friend [2/?]
anonymous
June 27 2009, 14:08:26 UTC
Two hours later, Italy’s room had been turned into a free for all clothes fest. Poland had singlehandedly color coded every garment, and was now sitting on Italy’s bed munching on some crisps while Italy did a turn in the newest combination his friend had picked for him. “That looks totally good on you. You can keep it.” Italy smiled, looking down at what used to be one of Poland’s shirts. “Really? Thank you~!!” “Hey, no problem, we’re like, best friends right?” Italy nodded happily, taking the crisp Poland held out to him. He rummaged through the clothes and pulled out another shirt, but Poland frowned. “I’m pretty sure that that one will like, totally be too big for you.” This seemed to remind Italy of something, or rather, someone, and grabbed the phone
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An Awesome Best Friend [3/4]
anonymous
June 27 2009, 14:11:15 UTC
Prussia gritted his teeth, holding back from writing the worst cussing words he knew and adding a brick to that paper. Instead, he managed to smile at the blond Nation, trying to shrug it off as a joke
( ... )
Re: An Awesome Best Friend [3/4]
anonymous
January 13 2011, 01:05:26 UTC
*bursts out laughing* Prussia, you have just reached a new level of awesome. And Poland, as awesome of a best friend as you are, you are getting played SO BAD! XD
An Awesome Best Friend [4/4]
anonymous
June 27 2009, 14:12:57 UTC
A week later, Prussia walked through town, Italy at his side. He had his arm around his waist and a smug smirk on his face. Poland had allowed him to ask Italy out, and they were going to the movies. “Hey, Gilbert~” “Yeah?” “Don’t you want to screw me anymore?”
Prussia nearly tripped, stuttering. “W..what?” “Because!” Italy smiled brightly. “Feliks said he was protecting me from you because you ‘totally wanted to screw me’~.. but now he stopped~!” Prussia couldn’t help but smile and pulled Italy a little closer against him.
“Ooh, that’s just because Feliks is an awesome best friend.” He grinned, adding under his breath: “I definitely still want to screw you.” Italy looks up at him for a moment, blinks, then smiles. “Ve~ Okay then~!
Don't Mess With the Galpals [1/?]
anonymous
June 28 2009, 19:30:43 UTC
Since anon wanted a rare-pair, I decided to go with France/Italy. (C-come on guys, am I the only one who feels that this has the potential for so much crackish cuteness?) Hope the OP enjoys
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Anyone/Italy
(Nation of your choice) has feelings for Italy, and vice versa, and wants to ask him out.
But Poland, being the BFF he is, cockblocks the hell out of him, because he's like 110 percent sure this person is not right for Italy and is just a player (when in reality, it's just because he does not like them or has had previous altercations with)
And (nation of your choice) knows that if they go against Poland, Italy will choose his friend over them. So (nation of your choice, tee hee) starts doing a bunch of different things (and probably fails a few) in order to give off a good impression on both nations.
Take this however you please anon~
Bonus if the nation of your choice ISN'T Germany, and is someone he's rarely paired up with (America, Spain, Russia, etc)
Please and Thank you =>
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This is TOO classic for that TOO classic prompt. XD I can't stop grinning at how much I think request!anon and author!anon are the same people...
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“That looks totally good on you. You can keep it.”
Italy smiled, looking down at what used to be one of Poland’s shirts.
“Really? Thank you~!!”
“Hey, no problem, we’re like, best friends right?”
Italy nodded happily, taking the crisp Poland held out to him. He rummaged through the clothes and pulled out another shirt, but Poland frowned.
“I’m pretty sure that that one will like, totally be too big for you.”
This seemed to remind Italy of something, or rather, someone, and grabbed the phone ( ... )
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Shut up, ReCaptcha! What does Daphne and Chobits have to do with this!?!
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Yes recaptcha. They ARE pioneers. >:D
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“Hey, Gilbert~”
“Yeah?”
“Don’t you want to screw me anymore?”
Prussia nearly tripped, stuttering.
“W..what?”
“Because!” Italy smiled brightly. “Feliks said he was protecting me from you because you ‘totally wanted to screw me’~.. but now he stopped~!”
Prussia couldn’t help but smile and pulled Italy a little closer against him.
“Ooh, that’s just because Feliks is an awesome best friend.” He grinned, adding under his breath: “I definitely still want to screw you.”
Italy looks up at him for a moment, blinks, then smiles.
“Ve~ Okay then~!
Fin.
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I love you.
Everything.... EVERYTHING about this was amazing.
Marry me?
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Anon I love this ;-; This was so cute and kdjghjkg PRUSSIA Y SO CUTE? TYSM, I loved the way it played out <3
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Vegas~!
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Authoranon I'm loving how this is turning out, so cute, and Francis is so awkward and sjkhjjg
*fans self from the cuteness*
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