Rus/Us - Thank you terrifying little sister!
anonymous
June 30 2009, 13:27:00 UTC
Russia bursts into a casual meeting running like a bat outta hell from his marriage crazed sister Belarus. (The meeting can consist of any of the nations, as long as America is there.) He barricades the door, but it begins to splinter from it's hinges and she pounds on it.
The nations inside are all freaking out now (OMG!DRAMA), realizing she cannot be stopped. Thinking quickly, Russia grabs America and starts kissing him just as the door falls open.
...aaand even after Belarus leaves, defeated, Russia and America continue to make out. (TO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET!!)
Try to make this line work: Belarus: You may have won this round filthy American, but soon eough I'll crack the gay gene...Ivan will be mine...
Thank You, Terrifying Little Sister! 2/3
anonymous
July 1 2009, 19:05:15 UTC
Italy is crying as even Germany seems to be shaking a little (“Germanyyyy!” “Oh good Lord…”). Romano is hiding behind Spain, telling him he better protect him or he’ll hurt him (“You bastard! Don‘t hide behind me, you‘re stronger!”). France is crossing Belarus off some list of his frantically and Lithuania is trying to get up, but Poland is holding onto him and not letting him go (“She’s lonely!” “She’s totally crazy and will like, break your neck this time or something
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OP here and happy!
anonymous
July 1 2009, 20:49:41 UTC
YES that was AMAZING! Nice Cold War touch too.
And you managed both quotes in beautifully. Bravo! (I'm glad it was England who had the final line. Oh and France's three story leap made me laugh so damn hard! )
Re: Thank You, Terrifying Little Sister! 3/3
anonymous
April 15 2011, 13:00:39 UTC
Russia is kissing him and fuck, he’s going to be raped by this terrorist before he’s killed by his sister and he’s too young to die and--whoa. Communists must have kissing classes because damn, Russia is pretty good at this. Really good at this. So good, America has no problem forgetting just what is going, who he is kissing, and actually wraps his arms around him as he opens his mouth and let’s Russia’s tongue into it.
Have my soul, anon. And you too OP, 'cos of this awesome request.
(The meeting can consist of any of the nations, as long as America is there.)
He barricades the door, but it begins to splinter from it's hinges and she pounds on it.
The nations inside are all freaking out now (OMG!DRAMA), realizing she cannot be stopped. Thinking quickly, Russia grabs America and starts kissing him just as the door falls open.
...aaand even after Belarus leaves, defeated, Russia and America continue to make out. (TO THE JANITOR'S CLOSET!!)
Try to make this line work:
Belarus: You may have won this round filthy American, but soon eough I'll crack the gay gene...Ivan will be mine...
or this one!
Uhhh guys...you can stop now, she's gone...guys..
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And you managed both quotes in beautifully. Bravo! (I'm glad it was England who had the final line. Oh and France's three story leap made me laugh so damn hard! )
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Have my soul, anon. And you too OP, 'cos of this awesome request.
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