Untitled...because I can't think of one
anonymous
July 8 2009, 19:33:23 UTC
Romano stared at the little stick in utter and absolute horror. It couldn’t possibly say what he thought it said…could it? But no matter how long he stared at it and no matter how many times he tried it again it always came up with the same answer.
He was going to kill Spain.
Suddenly, without warning, his annoying little brother Veneziano burst into the bathroom.
“Oi!” Romano shouted “I’m in here bastard! Didn’t I lock the door?”
“Veee!” Veneziano cringed “Brother, brother! I just wanted to tell you some news!”
“What?”
“I’m pregnant!”
He was going to have to add Germany to the hit list as well.
He was going to kill Spain.
Suddenly, without warning, his annoying little brother Veneziano burst into the bathroom.
“Oi!” Romano shouted “I’m in here bastard! Didn’t I lock the door?”
“Veee!” Veneziano cringed “Brother, brother! I just wanted to tell you some news!”
“What?”
“I’m pregnant!”
He was going to have to add Germany to the hit list as well.
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Thank you so much kind author!anon. This piece manages to portray the whole complex situation in such a nice little package!
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