[fic] This Just Got Awesome
Title: This Just Got Awesome
Author/Artist: me
Character(s) or Pairing(s): UK, Prussia, Hungary, Austria, Germany
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mention of panties
Summary: Prussia hijacks the BBC
At six o'clock every evening Arthur Kirkland, known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, sat down with a nice cup of tea and watched the evening news. It was a routine that had been going on since radio and had continued into the modern day. And nothing short of a world meeting, war, or important going ons with his boss or the royal family would stop him. Needless to say he was incredibly shocked when he turned the news on that Thursday to a face that was not that of the usual broadcaster, though it wasn't entirely unfamiliar either.
"Kesesesese. Welcome to the amazing evening news by me the totally awesome Gilbert Weillschmidt." It was then that the lovely earl grey tea, a wonderfully light and lightly lemony version that had been a gift from Lithuania, ended up on the floor as Arthur promptly spit it out.
"Tonight we will be going not over how amazing I am, but also my super-special awesome plan to invade Rodderich's vital regions in order to make Elizeveta my main lady. Because every lady loves a man who knows how to go in and get what he wants. Kesesesese." As Arthur watched Gilbert cackled and put that silly chick he always had with him, Gilbird he called it, on the desk next to him. "This is my co-anchor Gilbird; he will be talking about how awesome beer and wurst are for meals. And that everyone should watch it."
He spun around in the chair then and flashed a dark grin. "But now our leading story; just what colour of panties does Elizeveta wear? I think they're lacy and green with little bows."
It was then that phone began to ring and Arthur picked it up; the voice of an incredibly annoyed Roderich answered him. “What is the meaning of this? Why have you let that maniac on the air? I’m so angry I could play I Dovregubbens hall!” And while Arthur didn’t necessarily know what the Austrian was talking about, he did gander that the other man was quite angry.
He was just about to reply when the call waiting light flashed and he excused himself before answering. This time an angry feminine voice rang in his ears. “I’ll kill him! If you don’t stop him right now I’ll skin you alive along with him!”
“Please Ms. Elizeveta I didn-“ The light flashed again and after quickly apologizing he switched lines. “Yes?”
“You finally got something good on that stuffy old news channel!” Alfred’s voice said followed after by laughter. “Nice to know you are aware of good entertainment.” Arthur didn’t even bother letting him go on instead moving on to the next flashing message. He paused for a moment as he caught what the lunatic on TV was currently saying.
“In order to properly invade Rodderich’s vital regions I am going to gather an army of chicks like Gilbird and we are going to smother him in fluff! There’s no point in using an army because he’s to much of a pussy to beat the awesome me in any form.”
“Arthur?” A deep voice, that the Brit recognized as Ludwig asked from the phone.
Snapping back into reality Arthur turned his attention to the person on the other line. “Ludwig, can you explain what is going on?”
“I apologize for my brother; he has been spending some time with Eduard and has learned some things that are less than legal; using this he hacked into your broadcasting system and hijacked the TV station. I am deeply sorry for that and the problem is being dealt with as we speak.”
Just as he said that a shrill cry of ‘Gilbert! sounded over the TV. Arthur watched as the Prussian lunatic let out a terrified squawk and tried to make a run for it only to be taken down by a frying pan to the head. “I’ll kill you for this!” Ms. Elizeveta then cried as she launched herself on the dazed man and proceeded to do just that.
“Does this mean no sexy time for the three of us!” Gilbert cried before he was silenced by what sounded judging by the high pitch scream that came with it like a knee in the groin, which probably had the entire male audience cringing.
Wincing in sympathy himself Arthur wondered how she had managed to get from her home to Ludwig’s so fast, she must have broken a million traffic laws to manage it. Then again he thought, as he bid Ludwig goodbye, he wasn’t sure he minded too much; this was certainly the most entertaining program he had watched in awhile and it was bound to make the BBC’s rating go up.
Perhaps he would call the company and have them offer Prussia a permanent slot on the nightly news; as long as it involved him getting throttled by a lovely lady like Ms. Elizeveta.
Yes, that sounded like a good idea, he thought as he went back to sipping his tea and ignoring the phone ringing beside.
Fin
Notes:
1) I Dovregubbens hall - “In the Hall of the Mountain King” a piece from Edvard Grieg for Henrik Ibsen's play Peer Gynt or the Peer Gynt Suit concert
This was a fill I did for the kink meme a little while ago. Hope you enjoyed.
Author/Artist: me
Character(s) or Pairing(s): UK, Prussia, Hungary, Austria, Germany
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mention of panties
Summary: Prussia hijacks the BBC
At six o'clock every evening Arthur Kirkland, known as the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, sat down with a nice cup of tea and watched the evening news. It was a routine that had been going on since radio and had continued into the modern day. And nothing short of a world meeting, war, or important going ons with his boss or the royal family would stop him. Needless to say he was incredibly shocked when he turned the news on that Thursday to a face that was not that of the usual broadcaster, though it wasn't entirely unfamiliar either.
"Kesesesese. Welcome to the amazing evening news by me the totally awesome Gilbert Weillschmidt." It was then that the lovely earl grey tea, a wonderfully light and lightly lemony version that had been a gift from Lithuania, ended up on the floor as Arthur promptly spit it out.
"Tonight we will be going not over how amazing I am, but also my super-special awesome plan to invade Rodderich's vital regions in order to make Elizeveta my main lady. Because every lady loves a man who knows how to go in and get what he wants. Kesesesese." As Arthur watched Gilbert cackled and put that silly chick he always had with him, Gilbird he called it, on the desk next to him. "This is my co-anchor Gilbird; he will be talking about how awesome beer and wurst are for meals. And that everyone should watch it."
He spun around in the chair then and flashed a dark grin. "But now our leading story; just what colour of panties does Elizeveta wear? I think they're lacy and green with little bows."
It was then that phone began to ring and Arthur picked it up; the voice of an incredibly annoyed Roderich answered him. “What is the meaning of this? Why have you let that maniac on the air? I’m so angry I could play I Dovregubbens hall!” And while Arthur didn’t necessarily know what the Austrian was talking about, he did gander that the other man was quite angry.
He was just about to reply when the call waiting light flashed and he excused himself before answering. This time an angry feminine voice rang in his ears. “I’ll kill him! If you don’t stop him right now I’ll skin you alive along with him!”
“Please Ms. Elizeveta I didn-“ The light flashed again and after quickly apologizing he switched lines. “Yes?”
“You finally got something good on that stuffy old news channel!” Alfred’s voice said followed after by laughter. “Nice to know you are aware of good entertainment.” Arthur didn’t even bother letting him go on instead moving on to the next flashing message. He paused for a moment as he caught what the lunatic on TV was currently saying.
“In order to properly invade Rodderich’s vital regions I am going to gather an army of chicks like Gilbird and we are going to smother him in fluff! There’s no point in using an army because he’s to much of a pussy to beat the awesome me in any form.”
“Arthur?” A deep voice, that the Brit recognized as Ludwig asked from the phone.
Snapping back into reality Arthur turned his attention to the person on the other line. “Ludwig, can you explain what is going on?”
“I apologize for my brother; he has been spending some time with Eduard and has learned some things that are less than legal; using this he hacked into your broadcasting system and hijacked the TV station. I am deeply sorry for that and the problem is being dealt with as we speak.”
Just as he said that a shrill cry of ‘Gilbert! sounded over the TV. Arthur watched as the Prussian lunatic let out a terrified squawk and tried to make a run for it only to be taken down by a frying pan to the head. “I’ll kill you for this!” Ms. Elizeveta then cried as she launched herself on the dazed man and proceeded to do just that.
“Does this mean no sexy time for the three of us!” Gilbert cried before he was silenced by what sounded judging by the high pitch scream that came with it like a knee in the groin, which probably had the entire male audience cringing.
Wincing in sympathy himself Arthur wondered how she had managed to get from her home to Ludwig’s so fast, she must have broken a million traffic laws to manage it. Then again he thought, as he bid Ludwig goodbye, he wasn’t sure he minded too much; this was certainly the most entertaining program he had watched in awhile and it was bound to make the BBC’s rating go up.
Perhaps he would call the company and have them offer Prussia a permanent slot on the nightly news; as long as it involved him getting throttled by a lovely lady like Ms. Elizeveta.
Yes, that sounded like a good idea, he thought as he went back to sipping his tea and ignoring the phone ringing beside.
Fin
Notes:
1) I Dovregubbens hall - “In the Hall of the Mountain King” a piece from Edvard Grieg for Henrik Ibsen's play Peer Gynt or the Peer Gynt Suit concert
This was a fill I did for the kink meme a little while ago. Hope you enjoyed.