Long-time lurker, first time poster, the name's Vava! :D
Anyways WOW okay so I just spent like my entire evening translating this with MUCH vocabulary help from Japanese native
robo_subaru . It's the translation (and romanization) of the first track of the Hetalia drama CD. I thought it would be pretty cool for those who can't speak Japanese! I sure learned a lot of useless Japanese words.
It was actually very difficult for us to tell who's who in a certain part of the track, so if you see anything that you absolutely know is WRONG WRONG WRONG, please do tell. XD We mostly had troubles telling Austria and Japan's voices apart, I think.
I know some things aren't exact translations, but I tried to make them sound less awkward in English.
Enjoy!
Narrator: MEETING OF THE WORLD 1. Koko wa boukoku kokkaigijidou, kaigishitsu.
"Meeting of the world, 1. This is the certain countries' National Parliament Building's Meeting Room."
Germany: Omaera, seishuku ni shi....
"You guys, please be quie--"
America: Yoshi! Korekara sekai kaigi wo hajimeru zo! Sekai no mondai wa oretachi de kaiketsu shite ikou ja nai ka?
"The world meeting is starting now~! Shall we solve the problems of the world?"
Germany: "Oi!"
"Hey!"
America: Mina mo shitte no toori, gichou wa mochiron, sekai no HERO Amerika da zo! Soshite HERO to ieba, kotoshi koukai no, ore ga tsukutta HOLLYWOOD eiga "fgdsgdf!!!" sekai issei koukai da zo! Iya~, kore ga zen ore ga goukyuu suru daikessaku. Midokoro wa, shujinkou no kanojo JENNY ga BULLDOZER 5dai wo hineri tsubusu SCENE de..
"As everyone knows, the chairman is, of course, the world hero AMERICA!! Speaking of "HERO", the Hollywood movie titled "fdsgdf!!!" that I made this year will be released at the same time ALL OVER THE WORLD! Awww, this is the masterpiece that EVERYONE--or maybe, just me--cried at! The highlight of the movie is the scene where the protagonist's girlfriend Jenny crushed 5 bulldozers with her hand...."
UK: Ii kara hayaku yare. Baka.
"Hurry up and get on with it already, idiot."
America: OKAY!! Sore jaa sekai kaigi, ima kara hajimeyou ka!
"OKAY!! So, starting now, let's get on with the world meeting, shall we?"
America: Yoshi yoshi yoshi, sore jaa mazu wa ore kara iku zo. Kyou no wadai wa, chikyuu ondanka no kaiketsusaku ni tsuite. Kinou ore ga nenaide kangaeta no wa....yoishotto, kyodai Amerikanrobo, JENNY wo uchuu ni hasshin sasete, chikyuu wo mamoreba ii to omounda. A, mochiron seisakuhi wa warikan da zo!
"Alright alright alright, so let's start with me first. Today's topic is about the solution to global warming. The thing I thought deeply about yesterday without sleep is this..**puts a model or something on the table**...I think it would be nice to save the earth by launching huge American robot 'Jenny' into space. Oh, of course we can split the bill!"
UK: Amerikan tte tsuiteru no ni warikan sasenna! Daitai, ahosugiru daro, sono an wa.
"Don't force us to split the bill after sticking an American name on it! And that idea is too stupid!"
America: Eee! Damattete kure yo Igirisu~. Kono ato kono Jenny no sugoi kinou no setsumei suru'n dakara sa! Nanto, koko ni wa ICE CREAM seizouki ga tsuitete, soshite koko ni wa maku*narudo daro. A, ato koko ni Rosia sei no toire ga hitotsu tsuiteru yo!
"Whaat! Be quiet, UK~. Because I'll explain this here Jenny's amazing function after this! And look at this, an ice cream maker is attached to Jenny, and inside here is McDon*lds! Oh, and in here there's also a toilet made in Russia!"
UK: Fuon bunshi tsukeru na. Mou ii kara omae wa damattero. Hoka ni iken wa nai no ka~?
"Don't add dangerous elements. Geez, would you shut up already? Are there any other opinions~?"
Japan: A....a, un.....sore wa chotto....a...ie, watashi wa Amerika-san to onaji de ii desu.
"Uh...oh, um.....that's a little.....uh--no, I agree with America."
UK: Oi, Nihon. Tama ni wa jibun no iken itte mo ii'n da zo. Toku ni, koitsu toka, koitsu to ka ni wa.
"Hey, Japan. Sometimes it's okay to voice your own opinion. Especially to a guy like this. A guy like this!"
America: E, sore tte, ore no iken kai? Konna ni subarashii no ni, nande dai?
"Eh, are you talking about my idea? Why, even though it's so wonderful like this?"
UK: Doko ni subarashisa wo kanjiru'nda yo! Sonna genjitsumi no nai aho na an, sansei dekiru ka!
"Where is this wonderfulness that you're feeling?! Can you really agree with such an unrealistic and stupid idea?!"
France: Haa, jyaa ore Furansu wa, Amerika to Igirisu ni hantai tte koto de..
"*sigh* Well I, France, disagree with America and UK..."
UK: Docchi da yo! Mattaku.
"Which one?! Geez."
America: Igirisu to Furansu wa ore no iken ni hantai suru no ga shumi na no kai? Motto tanoshii shumi mitsuketara dou dai?
"UK and France, is disagreeing with my ideas a hobby of yours? How about finding a more fun hobby?"
France: Datte naa, omaera to onaji iken nante SENSE warui shi naa. Ore Furansu wa, omaera to chigatte shinshiteki nanda yo.
"Because, you know, my sense is that it's lame to have the same opinions as you guys. I, France, differ with you two because I am gentlemanly."
UK: SENSE ga dou to ka de juuyou na koto kimenna kono wain-yarou! Ittsumo ittsumo NECKTIE no gara baka ni shiyagatte! Soko ni suware. Kyou koso omae no sono hige, zenbu nuite yaru.
"Don't decide important things because of your 'sense' or something, you wine bastard! You're always, ALWAYS making fun of the pattern of my NECKTIE!! Sit down over there. At last, today, I'll pull that whole beard of yours off.."
France: Noon? Kuru kai? Oniisan ukete tatsu yo?
"No-on? You coming or what? Are you ready to fight with oniisan~?"
Japan: Aa, ofutaritomo ochitsuite kudasai. Rosia-san mo nanika itte kudasai yo. Ato, iroiro kaeshite kudasai.
"Oh, please calm down, you two. Russia-san, please say something too. (Also, give me back some things.)*
Russia: N? E? Boku? Boku wa, Ritoania ga komatte komatte naite konran suru sugata ga mitai na. Ne, Ritoania?
"Hm? Eh? Me? As for me, I want to see Lithuania in really really big trouble and crying and confused. Right, Lithuania?"
Lithuania: E, ahaha, nani itteru'n desu ka Rosia-san. Hahhahaha...(Mou kono hito no tonari, yada...)
"Um, ahaha, what are you trying to say, Russia-san? Hahaha..ha..(I don't want to be next to this person anymore...)
Germany: Omaera damare! Mondai wo kaiketsu suru tame no kaigi de, sara ni mondai wo fuyashite dou suru!
"SHUT UP YOU GUYS! It's a meeting for the purpose of solving problems, so why are you making more problems?!"
UK: Na, Do, Doitsu...sou da na, jibun wo miushinatteita you da. Suman.
"Hey, G..Germany...you're right, I've lost myself. Sorry."
Germany: Ha, wakattekurereba sore de ii'nda.
"Yeah, if you understand that it's okay."
France: Zenbu koitsu no sei desu.
"It's all this guy's fault."
UK: Aa!! Nani tsumi nasuri tsuketeru'nda korraa!!
"Ah!! Why are you shifting the fault to me?! Hey!!"
France: Datte omae ga iru to kaigi nagabiku daro.
"Because you're making the meeting drag on."
UK: ....suimasen.
"....sorry."
Germany: Yoshi, mina ochitsuita tokoro de shikirinaosou.
"Alright, after everybody calms down, let's restart."
Germany: Iken shitai yatsu wa mazu meikaku na DATA wo teiji shiro. Hanashi wa sore kara da. Hitori mochi jikan wa 8ppun genshuu. Jikangire mo shigo mo mitomen! Saa, saisho ni hatsugen suru yatsu wa, kakugo wo kimete kara te wo ageru you ni.
"People who want to give an idea, first show us your specific data. We'll discuss it after that. Each person must keep their time under 8 minutes. Going over the alotted time and saying unnecessary things will not be allowed! Now then, first, people who want to make a statement, prepare ahead of time and raise your hand."
Austria: Doitsu, jyouho shisugi desu yo.
"Germany, you compromised a lot."
(?)France: Koredemo jouho shitenno ka?
"THIS is compromising?"
UK: Oubou da zo Doitsu!
"That's overbearing of you, Germany!"
Germany: Ii wasureta ga, igi mo mitomen! Yoshi, dewa Oosutoria, omae wa nanika iken aru ka?
"I forgot to say...no objections! Alright, so, Austria, what is your idea?"
Austria: Sou, desu ne...koko ni ookina piano ga areba ii to omoundesu ga. Dekireba CONCERT GRAND, dakyou shite PARLOR GRAND desu ne. Ima, mouretsu ni Ainekurainenahatomujiiku wo kanadetai kibun desu no de.
"Indeed....I think it would be nice if there were a big piano here. If possible a Concert Grand, but if not then a Parlor Grand will do. Because right now I'm in the mood to play truly classical Eine Kleine Nachtmusik."
Germany: Jitsu ni subarashii.
"Truly incredible."
France: DATA mo nakereba, zenbu shigo da na.
"There's no 'data', it's all rambling..."
Austria: Odamarinasai! Obaka-san ga. Ii deshou. Kyou wa tetsuya de, MOZART seitan kara Uiin de no seikou made, jikkuri kikasete agemashou.
"Please be quiet! You fool. Fine...today, all night, I'm going to tell you the story of Mozart from his birth to his success in Vienna~."
France: Sumanai naa. Kyou wa itoshi no ano ko to no yakusoku ga haitteru'n de ne.
"Sorry, but....today, I promised to meet that beloved girl, you know..."
Germany: Yoshi, tsugi!
"Okay, next!"
UK: O, oi, Amerika. Omae, sakki made isei yokattandakara, ichiban te ike yo
"H-hey, America. Just a minute ago you were so spirited, so go ahead and lead the conversation!"
America: N~, hoka no kuni ni shikirareru to, yaruki nakunacchau'nda yo naa. Igirisu wa doudai?
"Mmn, when led by other countries, my desire to do anything disappears, y'knoow. How about you, UK?"
UK: Na, nande ore ni furu'nda yo! So, sou da, Roshia wa?
"W..why do I have to speak?! Oh..yes..how about Russia?"
Russia: N? Hayaku te wo agenayo, Ritoania. Eikou no ichibante, hoka no hito ni torarechauyo?
"Hm? Hurry up and raise your hand, Lithuania. Otherwise won't another person take the honorable role of the leader of the conversation?"
Lithuania: Iyaa, ore wa toku ni iken nai'nde, ii desu kara.
"Nooo, I don't particularly have any ideas, it's okay..."
Russia: Sonna yowaki jya dame da yo. Jibun wo kaenakya. Kokusaikashakai wo norikitte ikenai yo? Ne, Nihon?
"That kind of weakness is bad...you should change yourself. You won't be able to overcome internationalization! Right, Japan?"
Japan: Watashi wa NO COMMENT de.
"I have no comment."
France: N, chotto matte yo. Ato hitori, kono kaigi ni sanka shite iru yatsu ga, iru'n jya nakatta ka?
"Mm, wait a sec. Isn't there one more person who has to contribute to this meeting?"
Japan: Aa, asoko de, yume no kuni ni tabidatteru kata desu ne.
"Yeah, over there, the guy going to a country in his dreams..."
Austria: Ee, zannen na koto ni
"Yes, it is a shame.."
France: Nande anna doudou to sabotteru no ni, Doitsu wa chuui shinai no yo?
"Why is Germany not worrying about this guy, who is showing off the fact that he's not doing what he's supposed to do?"
Austria: Saji wo nageteiru'n desu.
"He gave up on him."
UK: Uun. Demo koko wa aitsu ni yarakashite morau shika nai. Oi! Oi, Itaria!
"Uuh, but now we've gotta let that guy do something. Hey! Hey, Italy!"
Italy: A? A, nani nani?
"Ah? Ah, what what?"
UK: Nani nani jya nai! Te wo agete nandemo ii kara hatsugen shiro tte sa!
"Don't say 'what what'! I said to raise your hand and say something already!"
Italy: E? Sou nanda. Wakatta, Igirisu.
"Oh? Is that so. Got it, UK!"
Italy: Haiha~i, ore, shaberu yo~.
"Okay, okay~. I'm going to speak~."
Germany: Fun. Omae ka...dewa, hatsugen wo kyoka suru. Itaria!
"Hmph. You...well then, I'll allow you to speak. Italy!"
Italy: Un. Etto, PASUTAA! ...ga, tabetai desu!
"Okay. Um......PASTA!!!....I want to eat it."
UK: Omae...kono aida mo aisu ga tabetai tte sawaideta yo na.
"You.....last time you shouted that you wanted ICE CREAM!"
All: Hetalia!
Translator's Notes:
-We have no idea what the name of America's amazing blockbuster movie is called. We tried, we tried. ._.
-Japan's "Also, give me back some things" is probably in reference to Sakhalin Island, an island just north of Hokkaidou that Russia and Japan are constantly bickering over. Whose is it?!
-The joke about America being the only one who cried at the movie had to be changed a little bit for it to make sense in English. Sorry.
-Is that French or something? "Noo-on"? WHY YES IT IS!
Haha, entertainment at its finest.
Edit: SUDDEN REALIZATION WOAH. This drama cd...is modern! They're talking about global warming and Sakhalin Island and worldwide simultaneous movie release...and they're not separated by powers! Call me a dork for not noticing this 'til now. XDDD